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Questions Linger On Future Of 60:40, Risk Parity, While Record-Low Treasury Vol. Catches Gundlach’s Eye

August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

Over the weekend, I asked if it was over for 60:40 and risk parity funds.

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Jeff Gundlach, Who Shorted The S&P 12% Ago, Predicts Mass White-Collar Layoffs

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“I think that they just stare in the mirror in the morning with just fear in their eyes”.

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How Great Would It Be If Jeff Gundlach Shorted Stocks Just Before The Fed Starts Buying Them?

April 28, 2020June 9, 2020

Mnuchin told Sorkin only that Fed buying is “highly unlikely”.

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Jeff Gundlach Held A Webcast About Sinks. He’s Bearish.

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“It contains many layers of meaning”.

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All This Selloff Was Missing Was A Jeff Gundlach Chat With Scott Wapner. Not Anymore.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

“Stick a fork in it.”

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Jeff Gundlach Probably About 90% Correct To Say Chances Of Fed Cut Are About 90%

February 1, 2020

“Now a 90% chance of a 2020 cut”.

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Jeff Gundlach’s ‘QE-Lite’ Call, And Why The Fed May Announce Outright Asset Purchases On Wednesday

September 17, 2019September 18, 2019

“They are baby-stepping their way to doing QE”.

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Jeff Gundlach Is ‘On Recession Watch’, Sees 75% Chance Of Downturn Before Election

September 12, 2019September 12, 2019

“We’re getting closer but we’re not there yet”.

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Jeff Gundlach Makes Stunning Suggestion: Trump May Pull Out Of 2020 Election

June 19, 2019June 20, 2019

If the economy rolls over, “there’s very little for him to run on.”

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Jeff Gundlach Delivers Surprisingly Cogent CNBC Interview, Calls Out Fed, Trump Administration

May 7, 2019May 7, 2019

“We’re numb to that because of social media.”

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This A ‘Bear Market’ And No Massive Rally Is Going To Convince Jeff Gundlach That It’s Not, Ok?!

March 21, 2019March 21, 2019

Crazy like a fox!

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Jeff Gundlach Proves MMT Is A ‘Crackpot’ Socialist Scam With A Riddle About Three Guys Who Get Ripped Off By A Bellhop

March 12, 2019October 30, 2021

Jeff is not a fan of modern monetary theory.

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Let’s Check In On Jeff Gundlach’s ‘Most Recessionary Indicator’!

February 26, 2019

Less “recessionary” now?

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Jeff Gundlach Calls Reuters, Tells ‘Embarrassing’ Jay Powell To ‘Go Back In His Foxhole’

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

“I am going back into a foxhole.”

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Jeff Gundlach Discovers ‘The Most Recessionary Signal Yet’, Is Even More Scared Than That Time Someone Didn’t Hack His Twitter

January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Nothing “innocuous” about this.

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Jeff Gundlach Talks ‘Horrific Situations’, ‘Relativistic’ Opportunities, Bitcoin In Annual Webcast

January 8, 2019October 24, 2021

Here we go.

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Jeff Gundlach Gets Loose, Tells CNBC We’re In A Bear Market, Says Your SPY Is Crap

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“I’m pretty sure this is a bear market.”

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Jeff Gundlach, Bond King, ‘Unimpressed’ With Subjects

December 11, 2018October 23, 2021

Unfortunately, Jeff Gundlach held another one of his webcasts on Tuesday and as usual, it was a state-the-obvious-a-thon.

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Jeff Gundlach Is ‘Amazed’ At How ‘Copacetic’ Markets Are About Coming Credit Apocalypse

November 21, 2018

“Stay out of investment grade bonds.”

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Jeff Gundlach Was Right: Goldman Joins Morgan Stanley, Others In Peak Dollar Call

November 19, 2018

“Speculative positioning is way long the dollar and now they’re wrong.”

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Jeff Gundlach: ‘Trump Is Crazy Like A Fox’

October 11, 2018

“President Trump is just a different kind of guy.”

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Gundlach Slams U.S. Fiscal Policy In ‘Miracle Grow’ Webcast, Talks ‘Monumental’ UST Short Squeeze

September 11, 2018September 12, 2018

“What could get you there is a monumental short squeeze.”

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Gundlach Warns Of Treasury Short Squeeze, Goldman Says Don’t Sweat Curve Inversion

August 19, 2018October 15, 2021

Kings, squids, inversions and squeezes.

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‘It’s Like A Death Wish’: Jeff Gundlach Takes Aim At Toxic Policy Mix, Demands You ‘Respect’ The Curve

July 15, 2018October 14, 2021

“The yield curve needs to be respected.”

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‘Good, Truth-Loving Soul’ Jeff Gundlach Thinks We’re All On A ‘Suicide Mission’

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

Throws up hands.

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Jeff Gundlach Is Taking A Brian Fantana Approach To Technical Analysis

May 25, 2018

70% of the time, it works, every time.

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Jeff Gundlach Shows Up At Sohn Dressed As The Joker, Touts Facebook/Oil ‘Pair Trade’ That’s Just As ‘Risky’ As His Suit

April 23, 2018April 23, 2018

For anyone who wants to trade like Jeff by shorting Mark Zuckerberg and going long oil producers, just know that Jeff does call it “a fairly risk” idea. Much like that goddamn clown suit.

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