Should Have Just Gotten Drunk.

Well, literally nothing happened on Monday. If I was still in the habit of drinking myself to death I'd have been hammered hours ago. Incredibly, Trump managed to get through the day without doing anything too egregious - I mean, he told 40 million people that the widow of a dead soldier is a liar, but as far as Trump goes, that's small potatoes. Normally by the closing bell he's tried to start a nuclear war and berated a half-dozen sitting Senators, so all in all, a quiet day. Stocks fell, wh