Trader: Here’s Why I Would Fade Ray Dalio’s Massive Short

“We will probably never know, but I think it’s an interesting exercise to speculate on the reasons for the massive bet.”


If It Bleeds.

“…we can kill it.”

‘Shocks’ And A ‘Critical’ Level

In pop culture terms, “there’s levels to this shit.”

The Good Old Days.

I remember when…

Don’t Blame This Guy…

“If the selloff feels like news”…

We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.

Safely. Of course.

Dear ECB: Good Luck Stayin’ Dovish With Data Like That

“…with higher costs being increasingly passed on to customers, the survey sends a warning signal for a potential rise in future consumer price inflation.”

‘It’s Incredible’ – I Think.

Monday, Monday.

Nobody Could Have Seen An Anonymously-Sourced Dovish ECB Article Coming On Monday

Well damn, who could have seen a “people familiar with the matter” story coming from the ECB? 

Trader: ‘The Path For All Fiat Currencies Is Clear’

“…never in modern financial history has a Central Bank expanded its balance sheet through quantitative easing and then successfully shrunk it back down.”

If You Thought That Was Crazy: Full Week Ahead Preview

How about a little more fun?

WTF Klaas? Amid Scramble To Contain Euro Strength, ECB’s Knot Says QE ‘Must End ASAP’

This was not the time, Klaas. 

Davos Man.

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

The Gun’s Not Loaded!

“Stirred, in a half-carafe.”

Euro Spikes As Market Unimpressed With Draghi FX Remarks

Mnuchin > Draghi?