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Japan Just Served Up One Of The Worst Quarterly Economic Contractions In History

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

And this was before the virus.

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US, Japan Strike Trade Deal In Principle, Trump Says

August 25, 2019August 25, 2019

Some work on “wording” and “context” remains to be done.

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Hostage Situation: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 16, 2018September 17, 2018

“Hand over your trade policy and I’ll release global markets”…

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The Dragon, The Riks, And The Wardrobe

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

Well, here’s hoping the “dragon energy” is with you on Thursday.

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Pins And Needles.

April 25, 2018

Mood.

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Breaking The Bank.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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Upside Down: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 25, 2018March 25, 2018

I don’t know where you’re supposed to turn for “analysis” from here. 

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Dollar Strength Is Hiding In Plain Sight, And One Strategist Says It’s Here To Stay

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

Sustainable rally or dead cat?

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And Now, We Wait.

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.

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Look, Abe And Aso Are Real Sorry For Doctoring Those Goddamn School Papers, Now Can We All Just Get Back To Buying Some Stocks Please?!

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

Don’t worry, he’s got it under control.

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Some Folks In Japan Were Ready To Buy Some Goddamn Stocks After The Holiday

January 4, 2018

Throw in a little of Kuroda’s patented Tinker Bell dust and the fact that margined Japanese FX traders are sitting on a ¥3.2trn unrealized gain in Bitcoin, and you’ve got a recipe for … well, for more mania. 

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23 For 25 Or Simply: ‘Since 1992’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

All hail the sacred equity cow.

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Trump Gets Customized #DSMAGA Hat From Abe, Says Japan Is ‘Nation Of Samurai Warriors’

November 5, 2017

“Donald and Shinzo make alliance even greater.”

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Should Have Just Gotten Drunk.

October 23, 2017

Anyone home out there?

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‘Today Is A Historic Day’: Nikkei Surges, Breaks All-Time Record For Consecutive Gains

October 23, 2017

“Fear of heights”?

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Super Mario: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

As usual, the docket is full and the risks are multiplying.

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Yen Falls After Japanese Election As Nikkei Eyes Record Winning Streak

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Now we’ll see if this is enough to propel the Nikkei to a 15th consecutive winning session.

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Japan’s Abe Wins ‘Bigly’, Consolidates Power In Election Victory

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Constitutional changes, here we come…

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Nikkei Ties All-Time Record With Cartoonish 14th Consecutive Gain And Really, Why The Hell Not?

October 20, 2017

Records, like rules, were made to be broken and the Nikkei is one session away from breaking a record. 

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‘Good Luck Out There’: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 15, 2017October 15, 2017

Oh, boy. Try to wrap your head around all of this.

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Highway To The Danger Zone: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 8, 2017October 8, 2017

Good luck.

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The Austin Powers World.

October 8, 2017October 8, 2017

“There’s real danger but at the same time, the central figures are so laughable that it’s difficult to accept it as reality”…

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