Breaking The Bank.

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…


Truly Fine Gentlemen.

In good hands.

‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

Upside Down: Full Week Ahead Preview

I don’t know where you’re supposed to turn for “analysis” from here. 

Dollar Strength Is Hiding In Plain Sight, And One Strategist Says It’s Here To Stay

Sustainable rally or dead cat?

And Now, We Wait.

It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.

Look, Abe And Aso Are Real Sorry For Doctoring Those Goddamn School Papers, Now Can We All Just Get Back To Buying Some Stocks Please?!

Don’t worry, he’s got it under control.

Some Folks In Japan Were Ready To Buy Some Goddamn Stocks After The Holiday

Throw in a little of Kuroda’s patented Tinker Bell dust and the fact that margined Japanese FX traders are sitting on a ¥3.2trn unrealized gain in Bitcoin, and you’ve got a recipe for … well, for more mania. 

23 For 25 Or Simply: ‘Since 1992’

All hail the sacred equity cow.

Trump Gets Customized #DSMAGA Hat From Abe, Says Japan Is ‘Nation Of Samurai Warriors’

“Donald and Shinzo make alliance even greater.”

Should Have Just Gotten Drunk.

Anyone home out there?

‘Today Is A Historic Day’: Nikkei Surges, Breaks All-Time Record For Consecutive Gains

“Fear of heights”?

Super Mario: Full Week Ahead Preview

As usual, the docket is full and the risks are multiplying.

Yen Falls After Japanese Election As Nikkei Eyes Record Winning Streak

Now we’ll see if this is enough to propel the Nikkei to a 15th consecutive winning session.

Japan’s Abe Wins ‘Bigly’, Consolidates Power In Election Victory

Constitutional changes, here we come…