Midnight Trump Is Worried That An Illegally Established ‘Special Council’ Is Out To Get Him
“Really, does everyone know what this means?”
No.
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Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
Truly Fine Gentlemen.
In good hands.
‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview
Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).
‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?
What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!
Pick A Fire, Any Fire!
“Annette, Annette”…
A Fired Up Trump Tells Russia To ‘Get Ready’ For ‘Nice, New’ Missiles Aimed At ‘Gas Killing Animal’ Assad
Boy, someone has had their covfefe this morning.
Trump Considering Firing Rosenstein, Sessions; Tried To Fire Mueller Again In December
“Mr. Trump’s quick conclusion that the erroneous news reports warranted firing Mr. Mueller is also an insight Mr. Trump’s state of mind about the special counsel.”
Red Rally.
All hail the “king”.
‘The Passion Of The Donald’: Trump’s FBI Conspiracy Theory In His Own Words
“Don’t be surprised if Trump decides to vent some of his anger by choosing the most destructive option against Syria. And possibly a cruise missile strike on the Special Counsel’s office.”
In Bombshell Report, Fox’s Tucker Carlson ‘Exposes’ Pandas As ‘Sex-Crazed’ Murderous Perverts
“You know the official story about pandas — they’re cute, they’re adorably helpless, which is why they’re almost extinct. But like a lot of what we hear, that’s a lie.”
Bad Moon Rising.
Can you feel the tension?
John Dowd Resigns Because Trump Refuses To Listen To Him On Mueller Probe
“It is not clear who will take over the legal team.”
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Not Your Go-To Gal For Porn Star Payoff Coverups
“To be fair, the case is confusing. Here’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders right after she admitted that her boss was party to a contract that involved a payment of $130,000 to keep a pornstar quiet.”
If You’re Calling North Korea’s Nuclear Olive Branch A Victory For Trump, You’re Probably A Trump Whore
So in other words, Kim will tell you he’s destroyed his nukes (just like Bashar al-Assad will swear he has no chemical weapons) if everyone acquiesces to letting a repressive regime that starves its own people and murders dissenters remain in power.Â
Scarborough: If Someone Surprises Trump With A Wire, ‘The Ratings Will Be Yuge’
“Will the next big reveal in this reality show spectacle come when one of his closest confidants surprises him in the final episode, not with a rose, but with a wire?”
Former FBI Agent: ‘I Worked Under Mueller’ And We’re Going To Need More Than Mueller
“After all, these same committee members also have to attend to pressing issues like health care, and preventing nuclear war — there are only so many hours in the day. “ Â
‘Our Boy Can Become President’: NY Times, WaPo Drop 2 More Trump-Russia Bombshells
“I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.”
More Perjury, More Treason: Recapping Sessions Testimony, Trump’s Bad Day
All you can do is laugh.Â
“It’s funny because it’s treason.”
Knives Are Out For America’s Regional Banks
“There may be another small one, but this pretty much resolves them all,” Jamie Dimon
‘A Terrorist In A Suit’: Trump Threat To Bomb Shia Cultural Sites Goes Down Like Lead Balloon
“…in politics, all developments and threats are linked to each other”.
‘Send Her Back’: The Lowest Point For Domestic Politics In Modern American History
“It” not only can happen here, it already has happened here.
Drowning In ‘Bullsh*t’: As Democrats Zero In On Allen Weisselberg, Trump’s Legal Worries Multiply
“I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad people.”
Herman Cain For Fed Board! Let’s Talk Pluses And Minuses (If You’re Trump)
If you’re Donald Trump, there’s a lot to like about Herman Cain.
Trump: ‘If I’m Impeached The Market Will Crash And You’ll All Be Very Poor’
“Without this thinking”.
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