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Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026
  • ‘Remains Elevated’

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

As Another Trump Associate Gets Jail Sentence, ‘Moscow Mitch’ Readies ‘Sham’ Senate Trial

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“Impeachment trials, like most trials, have witnesses.”

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Do You Know What Would Be, Like, ‘Sooo Great’ For The Economy? Donald Trump Does.

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“Zoom!”

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Albert Edwards Adds Sellside Bond Yield Forecasts To Benjamin Franklin’s Short List Of Life Certainties

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“…the symptoms of a congenital condition so deeply ingrained it will never change”.

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So, The Pound Is Plunging. Turns Out A Crash-Out Brexit Is Still In Play

December 17, 2019

Just another day in geopolitical hell.

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Get The Swords, Saudi Aramco Falls For First Time Since IPO

December 17, 2019

It’s an “exceptional company”.

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China Ponders Ethanol Tariff Waivers, Gimmicks To Meet Trump’s Impossible Farm Ask

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

According to the ubiquitous “people familiar with the matter”…

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China Is Still Handing Out Billions In Subsidies To Corporations. And No US President Is Going To Stop Them.

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“The Communist Party leadership draws its authority from the distribution of wealth”.

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‘Run-Bull, Run’

December 16, 2019December 17, 2019

“Our policy machinery is going full speed ahead”.

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S&P 500 Vs. NIPA: The Great Profit Debate

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

Another “who you gonna believe?” moment.

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‘The Brighter News Needs To Be Caveated’: Decent US PMIs Mask Average Economy

December 16, 2019

Good. But not “great” (“again” or otherwise).

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Nomura’s McElligott Explains The ‘QE-Like Stasis’ Of An ‘Everything Works’ Market

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

So, is there any risk? Well, yes.

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Elizabeth Warren Reminds CNBC: ‘There’s No Such Thing As A Government That Works Too Much For The People’

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“That’s what a democratically elected government should do”.

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Ghastly UK PMIs Underscore Precarity Of Post-Election Economic Outlook

December 16, 2019

“December’s PMI survey sadly lacked festive cheer”.

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Germany Can’t Catch A Break As Manufacturing Slump Refuses To Abate

December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

“A weak end to a difficult year for the German economy”.

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China’s November Activity Data Comes In Strong As Industrial Output Rebounds

December 15, 2019

This may add to the positive trade vibes.

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Lots Of Beta, But No Alpha Makes Jack A Dull Boy

December 15, 2019December 16, 2019

A familiar tale, but one worth (briefly) retelling…

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Bob Lighthizer To Face The Nation: Friday Was ‘Most Momentous Day In Trade History’

December 15, 2019

“The president is not foolish, he’s very smart”.

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Will 2020 Be The Year ‘Politicians’ Implied Vol’ Finally Overwhelms Central Banks?

December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

“…there have been periods during which volatility has returned, but central banks have largely succeeded in beating back the turmoil”.

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Mind-Boggling Local Government Debt Dynamics Should Probably Worry China Watchers In 2020

December 15, 2019December 15, 2019

Much like China’s labyrinthine shadow banking complex, this is a laughably (and notoriously) convoluted setup.

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Here Are The ‘5 Common Questions’ Goldman Received On Their 2020 Outlook For US Stocks

December 14, 2019

What if?

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Zoltan Pozsar, Paul Krugman And More Endogenous Money: Macro Tourist’s Weekend Color

December 14, 2019December 14, 2019

“Whenever a novice trader asks me where to start learning, the first thing I tell them is to get a Twitter account”.

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Stuart Sparks Details The Ultimate In Ironic, Tragicomedic Fed Outcomes For 2020

December 14, 2019

“Note that this is not a forecast of recession”…

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The Bull That Just Wouldn’t Die

December 14, 2019November 3, 2020

But, you know what they say about the “best laid plans of mice and men”…

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Trade Deal ‘Narrower-Than-Expected’, May Limit Yield Rise In ’19, Goldman Says

December 13, 2019December 14, 2019

“This is a narrower deal than we were expecting”.

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The Macro Tourist On Endogenous Money

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

“…when someone tells you inflation will run out of control because of the Fed’s balance sheet expansion, think through the logic of their argument”.

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Lighthizer, Kudlow Talk Up Trade Deal As Skeptical Market Questions Farm Math

December 13, 2019December 14, 2019

“…of course China didn’t mention these today”.

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Trump Marks Dubious Friday With Impeachment Articles, Trade Fail

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

A surreal spectacle, but one befitting of the man.

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