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Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026
  • ‘Remains Elevated’

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Are ETF Providers Hoping For A Selloff?

January 18, 2020January 18, 2020

No. But in a way, maybe!

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‘He Was Supposed To Be Invincible’: Trump Entertains Mar-A-Lago Guests With Soleimani Strike Details

January 18, 2020January 18, 2020

“I said, where is this guy? That was the last I heard from him”.

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Global Equities Are Up 32% From 2018’s Lows. Does Anyone Really Care About The ‘Why’?

January 17, 2020January 18, 2020

“What difference does it make?”

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Macro Tourist Likes South Korea On Fiscal Stimulus Hopes

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

“I continue to buy the countries that acknowledge this reality”.

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Volatility-Targeting Leverage Nears Highest Since January 2018. But You Probably Shouldn’t Panic

January 17, 2020January 18, 2020

“Escalator up/elevator down”. But don’t forget the nuance.

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David Tepper E-Mails Joe Kernen: ‘I Like Riding A Running Horse Until I Get Off’

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

Priceless market humor.

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Trump Joins OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein On List Of Totally Innocent People Represented By Alan Dershowitz

January 17, 2020December 22, 2023

“Professor Dershowitz is nonpartisan”.

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‘Just As A Heavy Object Warps Spacetime’: All Hail The 4 Vol-Suppressing Forces

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

“Aggregate gamma on the S&P 500 was positive for more than three-fourths of 2019”.

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Amid Global Euphoria, European Volatility Gauge Dives To Record Low

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

‘Japanification’ is good!

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About That ‘Boris Bounce’: UK Retail Sales In Worst Run Since 1996

January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

This suggests that not only does the “Boris bounce” lack durability , it may never have existed in the first place.

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China Beats Across The Board With Key December Activity Data. GDP Matches Estimates

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

Not out of the woods yet, but there is a light at the end of this tunnel (to mix clichéd metaphors).

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Welcome To ‘Blow-Off Top’ 2020

January 16, 2020January 17, 2020

Featuring Google $1 trillion and the best day for Morgan Stanley in years.

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White House Broke Federal Law In Ukraine Aid Scheme, GAO Says

January 16, 2020

“Faithful execution of the law does not permit the president to substitute his own policy priorities for those that Congress has enacted into law”.

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Trump, Savior Of ‘Forgotten Americans,’ Handed Wall Street $32.4 Billion in 2018, 2019

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

“Will you say, ‘Thank you, Mr. President,’ at least, huh?” 

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As Parnas Implicates Trump To Maddow, Ukraine Opens Investigation Into Donor’s Claims Of Yovanovitch Tail

January 16, 2020October 12, 2021

“[He’s] a weird character”.

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If I Had ‘Wings’ I Would Fly, Let Me Contemplate: Nomura’s McElligott Flags Potential Path To Sloppier Price Action

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

It’s a “BIG ‘if”, though.

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MAGA Economy Gets Spate Of Good News In Retail Sales, Philly Fed

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

In an election year, every little print helps.

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Eight Months After Bear Market, Erdogan Drives Real Rates Negative As Local Stocks Boom

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

You can’t keep a “good” autocrat down.

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Morgan Stanley Posts Another Good Quarter, Logs Record Full-Year Revenue, Profits

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

An across-the-board beat – or at least on a quick read.

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What’s Behind The Rally? It’s The Liquidity, Stupid.

January 15, 2020January 16, 2020

“And I think we ought to be sensitive to that”.

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Macro Tourist And The Canadian Candyman

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“Poloz can’t lecture us about household debt when his interest rate policies helped fuel the Canadian consumer debt orgy”.

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Germany Just Logged The Worst Annual Growth In 6 Years (While Posting An Eighth Straight Budget Surplus)

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

A year to forget.

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After Marathon Harangue, Trump Signs Trade Deal With China’s Liu He. Here Are The Highlights, Details

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“Trump is out here doing an improv comedy routine”.

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Marko Kolanovic Flags Iran ‘Tail Risk’ After Soleimani Strike. Says Investors Should Hedge Into US Election

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“The market currently is not pricing any significant risk”.

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‘The Senate Is On Trial As Well As The President’: Here Are Your Impeachment Managers

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“We’ve always felt a certain urgency about this”.

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Disastrous Inflation Print Points To Imminent BOE Rate Cut

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“If we defer, then risks of a low inflation trap, which would certainly not be a benign outcome, would rise”

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Goldman Delivers Big Revenue Beat As FICC Surges, EPS Misses On Legal Charge

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

Also, the new divisional revamp makes for an interesting read.

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