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Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026
  • ‘Remains Elevated’

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

The Crucial Nuance Behind Bridgewater Co-CIO Bob Prince’s ‘Boom-Bust Cycle Is Over’ Declaration

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“Bob, you’ve just it twice, and I’m still surprised”.

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Trump’s Inaugural Committee Sued By D.C. For ‘Gross’ Abuse Of Nonprofit Funds To Enrich Trump Family

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“The PIC thus paid 35 times more for rental of event space… than a comparable nonprofit organization”.

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Pros, Retail Investors Alike Seen Maxed Out In Bubbly Bull Run

January 22, 2020

“You’re on 10… where can you go from there? Nowhere. Exactly”.

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Trump Turns Davos Presser Into Anti-Impeachment Harangue

January 22, 2020

“This started the day I came down the escalator with the First Lady”.

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Trump Blames Fed, Storms, Boeing For Holding Back Economy, Dow. Says Musk ‘Does Good At Rockets’

January 22, 2020

The cadence was laughably childlike.

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Markets ‘Still Insulated From Shocks’, Nomura’s McElligott Says, Amid Virus Scare

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

Lions, tigers, bears… it hasn’t mattered.

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Dip-Buyers Battle Deadly Virus For Control Of Wary Markets

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020

“I would expect a lot of people are looking to buy”.

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South Korea Delivers Big GDP Beat In Boon To Global Reflation Narrative

January 21, 2020

Hopefully, the spread of the Wuhan virus throughout the region won’t derail the nascent rebound.

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Paul Tudor Jones In Awe Of ‘Crazy Times’. Says Bull Has ‘Long Way To Go’ Unless Wuhan Virus Kills Us All

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“There’s no vaccination. There’s no cure”.

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As Markets Sweat Wuhan Virus, Here’s Where The S&P Is Headed According To $740 Billion In AUM

January 21, 2020January 22, 2020

“Pneumonia apocalypse” wasn’t a box that was available to check.

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Trump Doubles Down On Middle-Class Tax Cut Pledge. Says You’ll Get Relief If He Gets The House

January 21, 2020

Call it a quid pro quo.

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Don’t Say It, Ray! Dalio Reprises Infamous ‘Cash Is Trash’ Call, Raising Specter Of 2018 Rout

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?”

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‘This Really Isn’t Complicated’: Relentless Tech Rally Prompts Calls For ‘Nasty’ Pullback

January 21, 2020

There’s a silver lining, though.

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Trump’s Wild Davos Boast: I’ve Created ‘A Boom The Likes Of Which The World Has Never Seen Before’

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“We have not even started, because the numbers we’re talking about are massive”.

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‘People Are Cashing Out’: China’s Yuan Slides Most Since August, Shares Dive As Markets Get Mystery Virus

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

Nothing like a pneumonia apocalypse to take some of the “hype” out of things.

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Hong Kong Shares Are Patient Zero In Viral Pneumonia Scare

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020

“There is a risk of an exponential outbreak”.

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Macron’s Claims Of Trump Tariff Truce May Be False Dawn Amid Fractious US-EU Relationship

January 20, 2020January 21, 2020

“…we’re going to have to do things that are very bad for them”.

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Macro Tourist: Market May Be Mispricing Pneumonia Apocalypse

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

“Anecdotally there are reports of N95 face masks trading at 3x retail price.”

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IMF Issues Obligatory Downward Revision To Global Growth. Says Things Are Better, But Still Scary

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

“The projected recovery for global growth remains uncertain”.

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How Long Can Liquidity Trump Fundamentals?

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

Maybe forever, but a word of caution…

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JPMorgan’s ‘Great Rotation II’ Thesis Hits Roadblock: Retail Investors May Be Maxed Out

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

There’s just one problem…

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Risk Appetite Moderates But If This Is As Bad As It Gets, All Is Well

January 20, 2020January 20, 2020

Oil is the big story Monday, although many will just write it off to more geopolitical wrangling in far-flung locales.

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Gary Cohn: The Economy Is Great, But Trade War And Tariffs ‘Totally Hurt The United States’

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020

“At this point, I don’t have any intention not to vote for the president”.

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Markets Pray For Return Of Goldilocks (Sans Bears)

January 19, 2020January 20, 2020

Fingers crossed on “her” being the chauffeur.

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With Trump Trial, Alan Dershowitz Resigns To Fate As Professional Devil’s Advocate, Publicity Hound

January 19, 2020

His animus used to serve a jurisprudential purpose  – now, he’s just a cartoon. 

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‘Coiled’ Bonds, ‘Kinetic Tension’ And The Return Of Reflation Frustration

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020

How’s that for dramatizing things? 

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Tech Is A Bubble Again. Sorry.

January 18, 2020January 19, 2020

It’s pretty glaring, folks.

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