One of the most incredible things about Donald Trump’s unlikely ascension to the US Presidency
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More Monday Humor: “Really, Really Tired Of Winning”
“No sir, we don’t like him.”
Monday Humor: “Tired Of Winning”
He always said we’d get sick of winning…
It’s Quiet Out There: G-20 Leaves Markets Feeling “Damp And Grey”
It feels quiet out there. Maybe a little too quiet. There’s plenty of G-20 banter
Study: Immigrants Commit Far Less Crime Than US-Born Citizens
“All immigrants are less likely to be incarcerated than natives relative to their shares of the population.”
New Poll: Most Of America’s Youth See Trump As “Illegitimate” President
You can’t be saying that (if) you’re the president. That’s from Anderson, a 21-year-old student from
Reliving Two Of Fox & Friends’ Greatest Achievements In Bigotry
One of the more amusing stories last week (well, I guess it’s technically still “this” week,
Trump Releases Guidelines For Mexico Border Wall – Hilarity Ensues
Meanwhile, from the “full-retard” files… The Trump Administration thinks it’s high time we get started
JP Merlin Returns: Kolanovic Says Buy The Dip
Remember back on Tuesday night when Goldman decided 19 hours before the Fed hike was
Friday Humor: “Something In Common”?
“As far as wiretapping I guess by this past administration, at least we have something in common”…
One Republican To Another: “Am I Someone Else’s Baby?”
I saw him down at conference, and I said, ‘Hey, I just want to know if I’m somebody else’s baby.’ He said, ‘You should have called me.’
For The First Time Since Jan. 20, The Leader Of The Free World Is In Washington
If you frequent these pages, you’re well acquainted with how I like to characterize Angela
Finally Friday: Oil Looks For Weekly Gain; EM, Euro Surge; Merkel Meets America’s Useful Idiot
Well, it’s quiet out there as an exceptionally eventful week (finally) winds down. As we
Donald Trump (Who Never Grabs ‘Em By The Pussy) Just Wants To Protect Muslim Women
“That Trump, who bragged about forcibly groping women during his reality TV days, would present himself as a protector of women from violence is insidious enough. But from a policy level, Trump’s cynical use of violence against women in his immigration order is even more hypocritical, considering that his administration is reportedly planning to gut the very programs that would assist women who are victims of domestic violence.”
An American Autocrat In Music City
“And I have to be nice otherwise I’ll get criticized for speaking poorly about our courts,†Trump says, right before being very un-nice by pointing to the press and calling them “the most dishonest people in the world.â€
Trump’s “Muslim Ban 2.0” Blocked By Federal Judge
And there it is…
Fox News Throws In The Towel: Trump’s Approval Rating Now 20 Points Below Obama’s
I guess it’s time for Trump to brand Fox part of the “deep state” conspiracy that’s out to undermine the administration’s legitimacy.
Goldman: Europe Must Break “Vicious” Cycle, Escape “Populist Trap”
“Europe is caught in a trap. The rise of populism is both a cause and a consequence of this trap.”
“The Bad Thing About Lies Is That They Aren’t True”
I’m trying really hard over here to find a better way to introduce an amusing
White House, Trump Pissed, Blast “Desperate” Media For Tax Return Leak
Well, the White House is pissed. BREAKING: We've got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET.
Ku Klux Klan Gives Imperial Wizard Stamp Of Approval To Iowa Republican Steve King
“I’m an Imperial Wizard and I approve this message.”
A Day After Conway’s “Microwavegate”, WaPo Describes “Professor Trump’s History Class”
“Children sitting in Professor Trump’s history class would learn that Obama was America’s first Muslim president; that his co-religionists celebrated in the streets following the 9/11 attacks; that their vaccination schedule is the dangerous scam of greedy doctors; that Ted Cruz’s father might have been involved in the death of John F. Kennedy”…
“Unbelievable” That GOP Health Plan Leaves 24 Million Uninsured, Says White House Who Is Being Spied On By Microwaves
“”Fourteen million people would lose health coverage next year alone [and] premiums would be 15 to 20 percent higher in the first year compared to the ACA.”
Kellyanne Conway Is “Not Inspector Gadget,” And Is Also “Not In The Job Of Having Evidence”
“I’m not Inspector Gadget and I don’t believe people are using the microwave to spy on the Trump campaign. However, I have… I’m not in the job of having evidence.”
Trump’s Kellyanne Conway Says Your Microwave Is Spying On You, Twitter Responds
“Microwaves that turn into cameras, etc. We know this is a fact of modern life.”
“He Talks To Jared All The Time”: Is Jared Kushner Trump’s De Facto Secretary Of State?
Rex is supposed to be the Secretary of State, but if you were going by things he’s said and public appearances, you’d be forgiven for thinking he was dead. Put differently, Rex is very much unlike Frederick Douglass, who, according to the President, “has done a great job and is getting noticed more and more.”
Sunday Humor: “Average Joe”
The “people’s President.”
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