If you belong to the tinfoil hat crowd, this is your year, goddamn it.
And Trump’s victory in November was your victory.
And the President’s batsh*t assertion that Barack Obama “tapped dat ass” last autumn was your batsh*t assertion.
Well on Sunday, America’s doomsday bunker builders got perhaps the best evidence yet of the deep state’s flagrant attempt to monitor not only President Trump’s every word and deed, but every citizen’s word and deed as well.
Here’s Kellyanne Conway explaining how it works to the Bergen County Record:
What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other. You can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.
Microwaves that turn into cameras, etc. We know this is a fact of modern life.
Perhaps a better way to put it would be “alternative facts of modern life,” because I don’t know about you, but I’ve never looked at my microwave and thought that it might be conspiring against me. Apparently neither has the Twitterverse:
— John Coby (@JohnRCoby) March 13, 2017
— Casey J. Cornelius (@CaseyJFCFL) March 13, 2017
— Gabriel (@Gabechanger) March 13, 2017
— Erica M (@buffgrl) March 13, 2017
— Don't Leave Blank (@WTFisGoingOnDon) March 13, 2017
— TheEducatedMinority❄ (@Proud2Progress) March 13, 2017
— I want my $252 🇦🇬 (@I_want_my_252) March 13, 2017