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Category: Trump
Mick Mulvaney Never Knew How ‘Cool’ His Job Was Until He Found Out He’s In Charge Of Government Shutdowns
“Yeah, I mean…here’s how I explained it to people. I explained it this — obviously, I’m — the reason that, obviously, I’m heavily involved in this, Sean”…
‘He Has To Be Fired’: Donald Trump Explains Why Donald Trump Is To Blame For Shutdown
“You know the interesting thing is that in 25 years or 50 years, when they talk about the government shutdown, they’re gonna be talking about who was the President at that time.”
White House Counsel Don McGahn May Not Be Lovin’ His Life Choices These Days
“Don McGahn better hope like hell that Republicans hold onto the House and Senate, or”…
2013 Trump Reminds 2018 Trump That Shutdown Is No Big Deal
Just what the doctor ordered.
DOJ And DHS Definitely Didn’t Goal Seek A Terrorist-Immigrant Connection That Doesn’t Exist, Ok?
“He was the best student at Wharton, though, believe me. So he knows the way you math good is to start with the answer and then work backward to the question.”
Trump Grabs Babysitter John Kelly By The Pussy, Insists Wall Thinking Is Just As Crazy As Ever
Damn, John. Happy trails.
Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’
“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”
Watch: Jeff Flake Compares Trump To Joseph Stalin In Scathing Senate Floor Speech
“And a Congress that fails to act as a check on the president adds to the danger.”
Cory Booker Served Kirstjen Nielsen A Pipin’ Hot Plate Of ‘You’re Complicit’ On Tuesday And We All Got To Watch
Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!
Uh-Oh: Mueller Serves Steve Bannon With Grand Jury Subpoena In Russia Probe
Things just got worse for Steve Bannon.
Trump: ‘VERY DANGEROUS’ Mexicans Still Bringing Drugs, Need ‘Great’ WALL!
Of course none of this is even remotely true. But that won’t matter to his brainwashed supporters.Â
North Korea Responds: Calls Trump’s ‘Button’ Threat The ‘Spasm Of A Lunatic’ Congratulates Wolff On Book Sales
“He is making (a) bluff only to be diagnosed as a psychopath.”
Trump Brands Wall Street Journal ‘Fake News’, As Absurd Feud Over The Word ‘I’ Spirals Out Of Control
“The Wall Street Journal stands by its transcript and is releasing the audio from this portion of the interview.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Democrats Don’t Want DACA, Are Trying To Rob The Military
Well, it’s “Executive Time” for Donald Trump and you know what that means, right?
President ‘Stable Genius’ (Who Has Told 2,001 Lies In 355 Days) Calls Michael Wolff ‘Mentally Deranged’ Liar
And make no mistake, Trump knows a whole hell of a lot about not even trying to get it right…
Wall Street Warns Of ‘Supply Floodgate’ As Trump’s Tax Bill Balloons Deficit
So when you hear conspiracy theories about upwardly revised projections with regard to Treasury supply, just know that there is no conspiracy. There is just reality. And the reality is this…
Did You Hear ‘Shithole’? Because Dick Durbin Heard ‘Shithole’
“Meanwhile, in what amounts to stone cold proof that you really can’t make this shit up anymore”…
‘Does This Make Sense?’ ‘Yes.’ Transcript Of Trump’s WSJ Interview Is Padded Room Nuts
“And I know more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived.”
Trump Cancels Visit To ‘Shithole’ London, Blames Obama For Bush-Era Embassy Decision
“Donald Trump got the message.”
Trump: ‘Why Do We Want People From These Shithole Countries?’
Needless to say, this doesn’t bode well for some kind of amicable resolution to the immigration issue.Â
Hedge Now! Trump Says Stock Market Will Crash If His Physical Doesn’t Go Well
“It better go well.”
Very Stable Genius Starting Work At 1:30 PM Today Wants Medicaid Poors To Get Off Their Fat Asses
“Why would we want to shower even more benefits on the poors when they’re already living it up with their refrigerators and color TVs and Obamaphones?”
Trump Accidentally Opposes His Own Surveillance Bill After Fox Confuses Him With Morning Broadcast
A certain someone had a senior moment this morning after overdosing on Fox & Friends during “Executive Time.”Â
Election 2020: Predictions For Trump Vs. Oprah, Jesus, And The Virgin Mary
Let’s take some time out for a little Wednesday levity, shall we?
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