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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Last Of The Generals’ Falls, As Legacy ‘100%’ CTA Nasdaq Long Up In Smoke

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“CTA ‘trigger’ levels for equities will increasingly matter again”…

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Fed Figures ‘Right Now!’ Is Good Time To Upsize Repos As Panic Proliferates

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“They should help support smooth functioning of funding markets”.

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As The World Burns.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Praying for a deus ex machina.

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‘Excessive And One-Sided’: Crisis Rolls On With FX Flash Crashes, Plunging Yields, Bloodbath In Japan

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Everyone knew Monday morning would be remarkable. The market didn’t disappoint.

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Oil Dives 30% In Jaw-Dropping Move Following Saudi Price War Declaration

March 8, 2020March 9, 2020

Not a typo.

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Analysts Warn Of ‘VaR Implosion’, ‘Full-Blown Crisis’ As New Week Dawns With S&P Futures Limit-Down

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Fragile. Handle with care.

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‘Policy Failure Is Here’ (Just Give Me The Medicine)

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

We’re asking silly, rhetorical questions now.

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‘Panic’ Grips Mideast Markets. Shares Dive Most Since Financial Crisis. Aramco Crashes

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Just call it “a regrettable day for us all’.

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In Dramatic Escalation, Saudi Arabia Effectively Declares Oil Price War

March 7, 2020March 8, 2020

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. 

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For One Bank, A Global Recession And A Bear Market Just Became The Baseline Forecast

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

“…it is much too early to declare this episode as being done.”

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S&P Needs To Rally 8-10% To Escape Gamma Trap, One Bank Says

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

“Almost” there…

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Dollar-Funding Stress Could Be ‘Crossing The Rubicon’ Moment For Market

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

Canaries and such.

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China Exports Sank 17% Amid Virus Lockdown, Delayed Data Shows

March 7, 2020

Ambiguity remains.

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The Week When Everything Else Snapped.

March 6, 2020March 7, 2020

“Wild” is an inadequate adjective.

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One Bank’s Warning As Credit Cracks: ‘The Black Swan Is A Liquidity Crisis’

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

“Worry about liquidity, not funding”.

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OPEC+ Is Dead. No Telling Where Bottom Is For Crude.

March 6, 2020

Worst-case outcome.

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Veteran Traders See Shades Of 2008 In Friday’s Action

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

“Ever. Even during the 2008 crisis”.

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‘Tin Hat’ Time In FX As Duration Goes ‘Offer-less’ Amid Quarantine Panic

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

Carry a towel.

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Jobs Report Blows Through Expectations, But Market Likely To View Numbers As Stale

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

The numbers are good, but things have changed and the situation is fluid.

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Defcon 1.

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

It’s getting scary out there.

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And I’ll Dance With You In Vienna.

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“There’s a tree where the doves go to die”…

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All This Selloff Was Missing Was A Jeff Gundlach Chat With Scott Wapner. Not Anymore.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

“Stick a fork in it.”

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We’re All Momentum Traders Now

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“We are all subject to the same risk management parameters.”

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Fear Reigns.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

“In a significant way”.

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‘Try 8X Instead’: As Market Crosses Another ‘Ice Age’ Milestone, Albert Edwards Looks Ahead

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“Try 8x instead at the bottom of the next recession and see where that takes us!”

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We Should Have Just Ordered Chinese.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

Oh, the tragic irony.

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‘A Lot Has Changed Since This Weekend’: World, Markets Go COVID-Crazy

March 4, 2020March 5, 2020

“We certainly hope that these latest measures are enough”.

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