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Speed Demon: Fastest Bear Market In History Leaves Traders Reeling

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Staring into the abyss – again.

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Empire Manufacturing Survey Plummets. March Drop Is Largest In History

March 16, 2020

And so, it begins.

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‘This Is War’: Analysts Pile On As Virus Lockdowns Presage ‘Domino-Style Economic Collapse’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Not to put too fine a point on it, but it’s over.

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‘Bazooka = Sell’: Markets Implode On Central Banks’ Coordinated Panic

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

“It appears ‘Bearmageddon’ is upon us”.

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China Reports Mind-Boggling Plunge In Retail Sales, Industrial Output, Fixed Investment

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

On the bright side…

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All In. Limit Down.

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“The Fed has likely fired off its last bazooka.”

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RBA Says Ready To Buy Bonds. Action Coming Thursday

March 15, 2020

“It was just a question of when”.

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Shock And Awe: Fed Cuts Rates To Zero, Announces $700 Billion In QE, Enhances Swap Lines

March 15, 2020March 16, 2020

Now this a “whatever it takes” moment.

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New Zealand Delivers Big Rate Cut, Commits To 12 Months Near Zero, Says QE May Be Next

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

We are now firing the last bullets. And we’re shooting at a pathogen. 

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Goldman Says S&P May Fall 41% From Peak. But Who’s Counting, Right?

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

But that’s not the base case.

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Steve Mnuchin: The US Is Not In A Recession

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“I expect we’ll have a big rebound later in the year.”

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‘We Didn’t Know How To Navigate The Virus’: Ray Dalio’s Pure Alpha II Takes Big Hit Amid Market Chaos

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

“We stayed in our positions and in retrospect we should have cut all risk”.

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Mideast Shares Dive, Egypt Plunges 9%, Aramco Slashes Capex 24%

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020

Central banks in the region are spending nearly $50 billion in the virus fight.

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‘We’re Living In A Black Swan Scenario’: Equity Positioning Just Plunged To GFC Lows

March 14, 2020March 15, 2020

There have only been two other periods characterized by these kinds of wild swings: The GFC and the Depression.

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Trump So Proud Of Nightmare On Wall Street, He Autographed A Chart And Gifted It To Lou Dobbs

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

Define hubris.

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It Could Get Worse

March 13, 2020March 14, 2020

Platitudes.

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Loonie Tunes: That’s 100bps This Month From The Bank Of Canada, In Case You’re Keeping Score

March 13, 2020March 14, 2020

And they’ll do more, if necessary.

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QE Has Returned. And The Risk Parity Kraken Has Been Unleashed.

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

The drama continues.

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Schizophrenia: Asia’s Wild Friday Ride

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“Markets are schizophrenic at the best of times these days”.

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Chaos.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“…not randomness run amok, but an essential instability to changes in initial conditions”.

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1987

March 12, 2020October 14, 2021

It looks as though it’s time to finally exorcise all our post-crisis demons. 

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Fed Brings Out Bazooka. Announces Massive Repos, Expands Asset Purchases Beyond Bills

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“These changes are being made to address highly unusual disruptions in Treasury financing”.

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The Treasury Market Is Broken. ETFs Are Cracking. Risk Parity’s ‘Footprints’ Have Been Spotted.

March 12, 2020November 22, 2020

“USTs are a ‘broken market’”, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott writes, in a Thursday note recapping some

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Fed Injects Nearly $200 Billion To Fend Off ‘Cash Crunch’ As US Stocks Halted Limit-Down

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It was the second time this week that US equities have been halted after the cash open.

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ECB Expands QE By €120 Billion, Announces New Liquidity Measures, Relaxes Capital Ratios, Leaves Rates Unchanged

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

Lagarde is credible. It’s just not clear whether she’s credible as a central banker. We’re about to find out.

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Albert Edwards: ‘These Are Dangerous Times Indeed’

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It will not surprise you to learn that Edwards doesn’t think stocks are “cheap” after rout.

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Bear Markets Everywhere. Global Stocks Implode As Trump’s ‘Foreign Virus’ Speech Goes Awry

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“Rolling their eyes”.

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