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QE Has Returned. And The Risk Parity Kraken Has Been Unleashed.

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

The drama continues.

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Schizophrenia: Asia’s Wild Friday Ride

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“Markets are schizophrenic at the best of times these days”.

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Chaos.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“…not randomness run amok, but an essential instability to changes in initial conditions”.

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4 Comments on Chaos.

1987

March 12, 2020October 14, 2021

It looks as though it’s time to finally exorcise all our post-crisis demons. 

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11 Comments on 1987

Fed Brings Out Bazooka. Announces Massive Repos, Expands Asset Purchases Beyond Bills

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“These changes are being made to address highly unusual disruptions in Treasury financing”.

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The Treasury Market Is Broken. ETFs Are Cracking. Risk Parity’s ‘Footprints’ Have Been Spotted.

March 12, 2020November 22, 2020

“USTs are a ‘broken market’”, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott writes, in a Thursday note recapping some

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Fed Injects Nearly $200 Billion To Fend Off ‘Cash Crunch’ As US Stocks Halted Limit-Down

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It was the second time this week that US equities have been halted after the cash open.

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ECB Expands QE By €120 Billion, Announces New Liquidity Measures, Relaxes Capital Ratios, Leaves Rates Unchanged

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

Lagarde is credible. It’s just not clear whether she’s credible as a central banker. We’re about to find out.

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Albert Edwards: ‘These Are Dangerous Times Indeed’

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It will not surprise you to learn that Edwards doesn’t think stocks are “cheap” after rout.

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Bear Markets Everywhere. Global Stocks Implode As Trump’s ‘Foreign Virus’ Speech Goes Awry

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“Rolling their eyes”.

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Dislocations, Dysfunction And Diversification Desperation

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“This is not a normal functioning market”.

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It’s Official: We’ve Got A Bear Market And A Pandemic

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“I’ve made some decisions”.

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ISM And The COVID Conundrum

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

The results were… well, not particularly inspiring.

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The Most Irrelevant CPI Report In History?

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Things have changed.

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Promises, Promises

March 10, 2020March 11, 2020

Still nebulous.

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Falling Knife Catchers Anonymous (Containment Zones)

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Then again…

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‘Do We Need To Wait For Lehman?’: One Bank Calls For Urgent Action To Avert ‘Snowball-Earth’ Scenario

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Suffice to say some folks are concerned – palpably.

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Donald Trump Is Furious. Demands ‘Pathetic’ Powell Conquer Coronavirus With Rate Cuts

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Also, stimulate!”

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After The Crash, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Looks Ahead

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Peak calamity”. Now what?

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(Price) War Is Hell.

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

 “Welcome to the free market”.

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S&P Futures Limit-Up In ‘Classic Bear Market Rally’ As Stimulus Hopes Abound

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“In our view this is a classic bear market rally”.

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Trump, Staring At Recession, Tips Payroll Tax Cut, ‘Dramatic’ Measures. Kelton Says ‘Run MUCH Bigger Deficits’

March 9, 2020March 10, 2020

“I will be here tomorrow afternoon to let you know.”

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Infamy.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“This is the end / My only friend, the end”…

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Fit To Be Tied.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Of mice, men, stocks, bonds and viruses.

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Low Energy.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Oh, the humanity.

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‘Cross-Asset Pandemonium’: Market Crash Triggers Circuit Breaker On Black Monday For Wall Street

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“Describing the conditions as turbulent is an understatement”.

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Behold! A Six Standard Deviation Blowout In High Yield Credit Fear Gauge

March 9, 2020

This is what “stress” looks like.

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