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Here’s The Real Problem With Judy Shelton’s Fed Nomination

February 13, 2020

The issue isn’t her unorthodox views. The problem is that her views are subject to change virtually overnight.

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Amusement Parks For Angry Citizens

September 1, 2019September 1, 2019

“The arrival of Trump was an extension of Fox’s vision beyond media”.

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Fox’s Brian Kilmeade Asked Trump To Explain Anti-Fox Tweets. Here’s What Happened Next

August 29, 2019August 29, 2019

“So I don’t understand, if someone comes on and they’re critical of one thing about you”…

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Lou Dobbs, Peter Navarro Talk ‘Leftist’ Yield Curve Conspiracies, ‘Powell Problem’ In Hilariously Weird Fox Clip

August 28, 2019

“Peter, Peter… Let me try this again”.

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Yahoo’s Seth Rich Exposé Shows Why Countering The Right-Wing Misinformation Machine Is So Difficult

July 9, 2019July 10, 2019

It’s a nice thought – but it can’t work. Here’s why.

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Let’s Talk Farmers, Propaganda, Deere And Denmark

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

“…they’re selling the coin, or the, the corn.”

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‘Congratulations, You’re In World War III’: Trump, Tucker Carlson Say ‘Very Aggressive’ Montenegro Might Usher In The Apocalypse

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“They are very strong people. They are very aggressive people, they may get aggressive.”

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‘Phony Wedges’, ‘Rigged Deals’, ‘Witch Hunts’ And ‘Nuclear Warming’: The Best Moments From Trump’s Interview With Sean Hannity

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

On Monday evening, America was subjected to two interviews on Fox News, one of which

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‘They Were Keeping The Jews From Leaving’: Tone Deaf Jeff Sessions Explains The Difference Between U.S. Border Policy And Nazi Germany

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018

Tone. Deaf.

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Trump Literally Wanders Out Onto White House Lawn To Talk To Fox & Friends, ‘Covfefe’ Ensues

June 15, 2018June 15, 2018

“When Kim speaks, his people stand up at attention, I want my people to do the same.”

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Donald Trump Will Always Be An ‘Alpha Dog’ To Morgan Ortagus, No Matter How Many Porn Stars Spank Him

June 13, 2018

Oh, dear lord.

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In Bombshell Report, Fox’s Tucker Carlson ‘Exposes’ Pandas As ‘Sex-Crazed’ Murderous Perverts

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

“You know the official story about pandas — they’re cute, they’re adorably helpless, which is why they’re almost extinct. But like a lot of what we hear, that’s a lie.”

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‘Wait, That’s Not What I’m Looking For, Take That Down’: Fox Accidentally Admits No One Trusts Them

April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

Oh, well! Nothing a half hour’s worth of denigrating minorities won’t fix.

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Fox News Is Worried White Nationalists Will Become Extinct Before Black Rhinos (Really)

March 16, 2018

“The black rhinos got an advantage because he’s black.”

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The Deep State Tried To Murder Sean Hannity’s Twitter Account Because Sean Was Getting Too Close To The Truth.

January 28, 2018January 28, 2018

“OOH IT IS A MYSTERY! Did Sean Hannity see Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama making treason in the broom closet?”

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Sean Hannity’s Reaction To The NYT Mueller Story Is The Best Thing On The Internet This Week

January 26, 2018

“Rapidly aging squirrel taint Sean Hannity did not like the scoop Thursday night about President Shithole trying to fire special counsel Robert Mueller in a fit of bloated, know-nothing rage.”

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Is Fox News Just Trying To Get People Killed Now?

January 24, 2018

“Is there anything more to this “secret society” conspiracy theory than the asinine ramblings of an old GOP senator from Wisconsin? Why yes!”

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Did Fox News Just Officially Rule Out Janet Yellen?

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

I LIKE’ YELLEN BUT `YOU HAVE TO MAKE’ OWN MARK

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John Garofalo Is An American Hero And ‘Thank God’ Fox News Had ‘The Balls’ To Tell His Story

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

When reached for comment, Garofalo “admitted he had lied and never served in Vietnam, never received a Purple Heart and was never a SEAL.” 

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Dear Fox News: You Are America’s Only Hope…

July 24, 2017

“The only authoritative voice in Trump’s divided America is the voice that helped drive us apart in the first place.”

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“Thank You For Calling Fox News 9-1-1”

June 30, 2017June 30, 2017

“To continue in English, just keep listening—everything here is in English, because, the last time we checked, this was ​America​, goddammit.”

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Sunday Humor: With Fabio Unavailable, Fox News Brings On Bobby Knight

May 14, 2017May 14, 2017

Fortunately, no one was choked and no chairs were thrown.

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With Van Damme Unavailable, Fox Turns To Fabio To Explain How Liberals Are Destroying California

April 30, 2017

“You know, the crème de la crème.”

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Reliving Two Of Fox & Friends’ Greatest Achievements In Bigotry

March 19, 2017

One of the more amusing stories last week (well, I guess it’s technically still “this” week,

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