Did Fox News Just Officially Rule Out Janet Yellen?



John Garofalo Is An American Hero And ‘Thank God’ Fox News Had ‘The Balls’ To Tell His Story

When reached for comment, Garofalo “admitted he had lied and never served in Vietnam, never received a Purple Heart and was never a SEAL.” 

Dear Fox News: You Are America’s Only Hope…

“The only authoritative voice in Trump’s divided America is the voice that helped drive us apart in the first place.”

“Thank You For Calling Fox News 9-1-1”

“To continue in English, just keep listening—everything here is in English, because, the last time we checked, this was ​America​, goddammit.”

Sunday Humor: With Fabio Unavailable, Fox News Brings On Bobby Knight

Fortunately, no one was choked and no chairs were thrown.

With Van Damme Unavailable, Fox Turns To Fabio To Explain How Liberals Are Destroying California

“You know, the crème de la crème.”

Reliving Two Of Fox & Friends’ Greatest Achievements In Bigotry

One of the more amusing stories last week (well, I guess it’s technically still “this” week, but you know what I mean) revolved around Iowa Republican Steve King who decided to try and give Geert Wilders a last minute push over the top ahead of Wednesday’s elections in the Netherlands. King’s initial tweet and subsequent doubling…