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Sunday Humor: With Fabio Unavailable, Fox News Brings On Bobby Knight

Fortunately, no one was choked and no chairs were thrown.

When it comes to bringing in the professionals to weigh in on important topics, no one does it like Fox News.

That’s why no one was surprised last month when the network turned to noted crime expert Fabio to explain how liberals are destroying the state of California. For those who missed it, here’s the clip:

Right. Thanks, Fabio.

We’re sure that played well with Fox’s female viewers who, a couple of decades ago, pored over cheesy romance novels that featured a shirtless Fabio on the cover. Novels like the literary classic, “Pirate”…


Well fast forward a couple of weeks and Fox nabbed themselves another exclusive. This time bringing on former Indiana Hoosiers head coach and man whose claim to fame is being completely unable to control himself, Bobby Knight.

Take it away Bobby (who looks like he might have just snorted a couple of lines of crushed up Xanax):

There you go, straight from the coach’s mouth.

And straight from the mouth of the guy who once gave this inspirational half-time speech to a group of college kids…


And who once choked a player in practice…


And who is just generally an all-around piece of shit.

Actually, I guess it does make sense that Fox would interview him about Trump.


2 comments on “Sunday Humor: With Fabio Unavailable, Fox News Brings On Bobby Knight

  1. Curt A Tyner

    You guys are the best. That is so right-on snarky, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. To have Fabio and Bobby Knight in the same post and “right from the coach’s mouth” is ….well……fu*king great. Thanks……..

  2. Curt A Tyner

    ….on second thought, you know Bobby Knight wears those red sweaters and those commies love red….I’m…just saying……….Naw…..

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