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Trump Literally Wanders Out Onto White House Lawn To Talk To Fox & Friends, ‘Covfefe’ Ensues

"When Kim speaks, his people stand up at attention, I want my people to do the same."

"When Kim speaks, his people stand up at attention, I want my people to do the same."
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9 comments on “Trump Literally Wanders Out Onto White House Lawn To Talk To Fox & Friends, ‘Covfefe’ Ensues

  1. DANA F NEWMAN

    TRUMP on Kim Jong Un (note the final two sentences): “He’s the head of a country, and I mean he’s the strong head. Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”

    I don’t know about YOU, but I’ve had it with this guy. Enough of Donald Trump thinking I’m one of his cattle.

  2. DANA F NEWMAN

    TRUMP on Kim Jong Un (note the final two sentences): “He’s the head of a country, and I mean he’s the strong head. Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”
    Next time a Trump supporter starts talking his Trumpshit to me, I’m gonna tell him “Hey, Trump wants you to stand at attention when he speaks. Wake up, Punchy.”

  3. monkfelonious

    Maybe one day he will ‘walk out to the Front Lawn’ with a loaded gold plated and engraved M-1911 (presented with much fanfare by LaPierre in front of adoring toads), and while bragging about what a good shot he is, point it toward his temple……..The amazing result would be that his constituency would praise him for that, in fact, he was a good shot. “Well yeah, but one thing you have to say about Presnit Trump is he WAS one hell of a shot!”

    I’m seventy years old and have been around the block a few times; when I started out on this walkabout, I never would have guessed that I would eventually arrive at so low an opinion of my fellow Americans.

    This really can’t go on much longer. We have blasted THROUGH the twilight zone and have entered another dimension.

  4. I’m not sure why all the Trump hating. Where were the haters when George Jesus Christ Bush, his fat brother Jeb and the Master of Rectal Feeding Carl Rove staged a coup and plunged the country into 8 Years of the Bush Dark Ages. Then we have Talking Out of Three Sides of his mouth at the same time Barak Obama who completed the police state that Bush and the Patriot Act Supporters dreamed off. And then there is the Big Swinging-Dickless and Above the Law Hillary Clinton. Where were the haters then? In the usual comatose state mesmerized by Mass Media Monotony? Meanwhile the US Congress is shoving corporate bribes into their pockets four days of the week, using legislation as a tool of extortion, f$cking lobbyist provided sex workers, funding illegal invasions and plundering the Social Security Trust….all with sovereign immunity of course. And Trump is the problem? What a laugh.

    • well, it’s good that you’re laughing, because i can tell you definitively that in the eyes of trained political scientists, this is a fucking train wreck. and the rest of the developed world (and much of the emerging world) agrees. the Roseanne crowd is still be enamored with Trump, and indeed that’s the saddest part about this whole thing. those poor people actually believe that a man who has spent his entire life rubbing his inherited wealth in other people’s faces gives a shit about everyday Americans. he wouldn’t piss on Joe the plumber if Joe was on fire. but he would watch a Russian hooker piss on a bed.

  5. The Real Ricardo

    Dear Real or Unreal As The Case May Be: As an official member of the Slave Population whose memory has not been completely erased by the Digital Distractions-Hollywood Entertainment-Mass Media Brainwashing & Dis-information Complex….with $60Trillion in debt and contingent liabilities, three lost wars in a row (Four if you count the DEA’s War on Consciousness), a foreign policy that a medium sized bowel movement of Henry Kissinger could have managed better, the total annihilation of the middle class, the education system and personal security and privacy at every level….I’d argue we were a train wreck long before Trump started losing his hair.

    • it’s like I’ve told countless readers who have e-mailed me over the course of this site’s short history:

      i’m not inherently “anti-Trump”. I’m anti-morons-being-President.

      based on your comments, Ricardo, you seem to have a good grasp on the fact that Trump is probably a moron.

      you also seem to agree that moronic policies are bad.

      therefore, I’m sure you can understand where we’re all coming from here when we say that this moron is a moron.

      “other government officials were bad” doesn’t ameliorate “this president is a moron” anymore than “someone robbed a bank five years ago” ameliorates the situation if someone steals a TV from my house today.

      • Good points….I totally agree….so taking Ralph Nader’s description of the RNC and DNC to heart…”One snake – two heads” and given that 35% of the US is in a state of suspended disbelief and another 35% can’t differentiate between a dog food commercial and an honest political candidate…..what’s one to do? Is there no answer other then to talk to ourselves and tell ourselves what we already know? Is it inconceivable to arrest the entire United States Government and their lapdogs or whoever it is that’s masquerading as the government. Is it impossible to envision the broadcast licenses of ABCCBSNBCCNNFOCPBS revoked and have the public airwaves given back to the public? Is honest governance just no longer possible or too much of an inconvenience for the criminal elite? You’re a much smarter guy then me….is there nothing actionable to do beyond, at least in your case, entertainingly, rehashing the obvious?

  6. Here’s my two cents — as long as there has been and will continue to be (pray!) human beings in our country, there will be difference of opinions, different personalities, different social classes. Prior to the illegal election of this particular moron people have usually and mostly commented respectively, offering their opinions firmly and loudly and perhaps angrily BUT they did not sink to the bottom-feeding level that this moron openly offered even during his campaign days. He unleashed the uncontrolled, delusional, demented, and completely ignorant clusters of depraved persons who are not qualified to live among socially acceptable people.

    The majority of America does not accept living in this cesspool he has unleashed. One way or another, his reign will end and the moral filth and immorality will end with him. Then those of you who adore him and worship his insanity and his ignorance can crawl back under your rocks, forevermore.

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