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Category: eurostoxx

Welcome Back!

February 20, 2018

The win streak is over.

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‘I Suppose You Think You Raised Hell’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”

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50 Yards…

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018

“Wow, dad.”

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‘You’re Going The Wrong Way!’

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

“Oh, they’re drunk. How would they know where we’re going?”

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Trader: Here’s Why I Would Fade Ray Dalio’s Massive Short

February 14, 2018

“We will probably never know, but I think it’s an interesting exercise to speculate on the reasons for the massive bet.”

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Die Another Day.

February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

So the real drama (if there proves to be any) will come tomorrow.

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Toto.

February 12, 2018February 12, 2018

Farewell to Kansas.

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If It Bleeds.

February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

“…we can kill it.”

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Harry.

February 8, 2018February 8, 2018

Translation: this is not a drill, dammit.

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The Good Old Days.

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

I remember when…

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The Moon Shot.

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Rollercoaster.

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Black Monday.

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

The bottom fell out.

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European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains

February 5, 2018

“We are in a dive.”

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There’s Too Much To Lose!

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“We’ve come too far!”

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DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016

February 2, 2018

It’s getting ugly in Europe.

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We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

Safely. Of course.

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Dear ECB: Good Luck Stayin’ Dovish With Data Like That

February 1, 2018

“…with higher costs being increasingly passed on to customers, the survey sends a warning signal for a potential rise in future consumer price inflation.”

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Judgment Day.

January 30, 2018

“… and the sun became black as sackcloth.”

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Davos Man.

January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

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The Gun’s Not Loaded!

January 25, 2018January 25, 2018

“Stirred, in a half-carafe.”

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Ok Guys, We’re Goin’ On Tour.

January 24, 2018January 24, 2018

Predictably, it went awry almost immediately.

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Storm The Castle.

January 22, 2018

Grab a pitchfork.

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Soooo… Can I Still Go Golfing?

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

Is it Friday yet?

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Everything Was Going Great Until…

January 16, 2018

It was not to be…

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‘We Can End QE In One Step, No Problem’: ECB’s Hansson Gives Zero Fucks As Euro Surge, Dollar Decline Continue

January 15, 2018January 15, 2018

The dollar is in a dive.

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‘I’m Smart.’

January 11, 2018

“Not like everybody says.”

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Chinese Checkers.

January 10, 2018

Headlines aplenty.

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