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Please Mr. Postman.

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018

Tuesday was another day that had a distinctly circus-like character to it…

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4 Comments on Please Mr. Postman.

Quarter Back.

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

It was only fitting that the quarter should close in dramatic fashion for U.S. equities.

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Low Tech.

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

It should be fine. Really.

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1 Comment on Low Tech.

#YOLO

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018

…so buy that dip!

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1 Comment on #YOLO

Hide The Women And Children.

March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

“Tremendous” things are happening.

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Objectively Crazy.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Yep. Batshit.

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oil2 Comments on Objectively Crazy.

Trader Asks: ‘Which Would You Rather Own’?

March 22, 2018November 13, 2018

“Draghi’s monetary subsidy of cheap funding for corporations should not be leaking into this number. Yet it obviously is…”

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1 Comment on Trader Asks: ‘Which Would You Rather Own’?

Nauseous Markets.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Well this is shaping up to be a sour day in terms of risk sentiment.

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Train Wreck.

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

Monday was a train wreck from start to finish.

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6 Comments on Train Wreck.

Different Week, Same Joke.

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

Another week and the same joke continues to apply.

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From Russia With Love.

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.

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1 Comment on From Russia With Love.

Toon Time.

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

C’est la vie.

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oil3 Comments on Toon Time.

Hard Rexit.

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

Let’s see, where do we start with the crazy?

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6 Comments on Hard Rexit.

And Now, We Wait.

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.

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10 Comments on And Now, We Wait.

The Interview.

March 9, 2018

Well, what can you say about this week?

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Steel Yourself.

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Headlines aplenty and a man on fire.

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3 Comments on Steel Yourself.

Draghi Talks Up Goldilocks, Trims 2019 Inflation Forecast, Ups Near-Term Growth Outlook

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Again, those highlighted bits are a clear effort to massage the message – they’re trying to preserve the Goldilocks narrative by telegraphing a still-subdued outlook for inflation while underscoring the near-term upbeat growth picture.

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(Trade) War And Peace.

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

Ok, let’s just step back for a second and take stock of everything that’s happened in the past 72 hours.

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You’re Not Wrong Walter, You’re Just An Asshole.

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

“Am I wrong?”

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Trade On, Trade Off.

March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

Days like today are always amusing to the extent they bring out the Don Quixote in people.

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‘Germany Balanced It Out’: World Reacts To Fraught Italian Election

March 5, 2018

For now, the market mood seems to be something akin to “fuck it, we’ll worry about this later”.

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Have Genius, Will Travel.

March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.

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oil5 Comments on Have Genius, Will Travel.

This Means War.

March 1, 2018March 2, 2018

Thursday went swimmingly.

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oil9 Comments on This Means War.

The Wolf Finally Came.

February 28, 2018February 28, 2018

And so we close the book on February.

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While You’re Waiting, Can I Interest You In Some Stocks?

February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

So in the meantime…

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High Note.

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

And so the holiday-shortened week comes to a close and it delivered everything that could have been reasonably expected of it.

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Fly Me To The Moon.

February 22, 2018

I was told Icarus would be unleashed.

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