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Category: bitcoin
In New Letter, SEC Has 5 Questions For Anyone Who Thinks They’re Going To Launch A Bitcoin ETF
Obviously, none of those things (especially the last one) are any semblance of important and if the SEC was really interested in being on the cutting edge of the digital-coin-based pyramid scheme revolution, they’d have dropped the whole benign paternalism bullshit when the Winklevoss twins came knocking last year.
Christopher Harvey Thinks Maybe He’s Not Getting Through To You When It Comes To Crypto Spillover Risk
Once the end game plays out and the losses are actually booked we’ll get to see whether the despair that accompanies the final rout will spill over into all the places Harvey seems to think it will.
Bitcoin: ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’
For now, things seem to have “stabilized”.
Cboe Sees No Reason To Stop At Bitcoin When It Comes To Futures On Pyramid Schemes
“You look at the entire crypto space and you look at what other products have the liquidity and the notional size, a derivative makes sense.”
If This Is The Cryptocurrency Lehman Moment, I Want To Know Who’s Going To Jail
Of course that’s assuming they actually stick around to offer an explanation. In all likelihood, most of them will cash out ahead of time and disappear into the fucking Swiss Alps with your money.Â
‘Yesterday Was A Hell Of A Crazy Day’: Online Gold Sales Explode Amid Bitcoin Plunge
“…emails and phones did not stand still.”
Is This It? Day Of Reckoning Arrives For Cryptocurrencies As Selloff Deepens Amid BitConnect News
You’ll forgive us for saying this (actually you won’t if you’re a crypto proponent) but it kind of feels like this is the beginning of the end for the cryptocurrency craze.
Bitcoin, Cryptocurrencies Collapse On China, South Korea Jitters: ‘They Should Be Prepared To Lose All Their Money’
“…there is irrational speculation in cryptocurrency and rational regulation are needed to curb it.”
China Unleashes New Crypto Crackdown After Discovering Sneaky Hobbitses Still Trading
Specifically, people are using “alternative venues” and as you can imagine, Beijing isn’t particularly enamored with the idea that people are effectively ignoring their decree.
If You’re Not Buying Bitcoin On Your Credit Card, Then WTF Are You Actually Doing To Boost Your Cool Factor?
But hey, fuck it right? No guts no glory.Â
For Sale By The U.S. Marshals: 3,813.0481935 Bitcoins (Approximately)
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With Bitcoin Set To Use More Power Than Electric Vehicles, Here’s How Much Mining One Coin Costs
“…we see Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies taking the headlines in 2018 – particularly if the surge in energy consumption from this continues in to 2019 and beyond.”
Carnage In Cryptocurrencies: South Korea Exchange Raids, Trading Ban Prove Governments Are Serious
As one derivatives trader we spoke with back in November put it, “almost everyone needs an exchange.” When you shutter these exchanges or worse, if governments were to make convertibility into dollars, yen, euros (or whatever) illegal, this whole thing would go “poof!” overnight.
‘Fly Lice’: China Orders Shutdown Of Bitcoin Mining Operations
“Bitcoin can’t catch a break in China.”
Warren Buffett: ‘I Would Bet Against Every One Of The Cryptocurrencies’
Well, you can add Warren Buffett to this list of people who wants nothing to do with cryptocurrencies.
Missing: Jamie Dimon’s Bitcoin Balls. If Found, Please Return To 270 Park Avenue
“I’m not interested that much in the subject at all.”
South Korea Launches Unprecedented Investigation Into Cryptocurrency Exchange Accounts
Well fast forward to Sunday, and there’s more cryptocurrency news out of South Korea.
‘It Happened In One Second’: Visa Suddenly Bans Cryptocurrency Cards Leaving One Man Without A Beer
“For all people who use bitcoin for their day to day expenses, it was the only way to do that.”
Bitcoin Surges Back Above $16,000 In Abrupt Early Morning Move
And not a moment too soon for the bulls.
SEC Issues New Cryptocurrency Warning: ‘If You Lose Money, We Can’t Get It Back’
“…but we again caution you that, if you lose money, there is a substantial risk that our efforts will not result in a recovery of your investment.”
Jeremy Grantham: Bitcoin Dwarfs The South Sea Bubble, My Nephew Is Obsessed With It
“This is a true, crazy mini-bubble of its own I expect – it has certainly passed my ‘nephew test’ of his obsessing about buying or not.”
Merrill Lynch Bans Trading In Bitcoin Fund
It applies “to all accounts and precludes the firm’s roughly 17,000 advisers from pitching bitcoin-related investments [and from] executing client requests to trade GBTC.”
China: Bitcoin Is A ‘Tricked Up’, ‘Bubble Of The Imagination’ And A ‘Tulip Replica’
Is it a replica of a tulip bubble?
Bitcoin Spikes As WSJ Reveals ‘Monster’ Peter Thiel Position
Well, if Bitcoin fans were looking for a catalyst to jumpstart things in 2018, they’ve got one now.
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