Mark Carney Thinks Maybe Bitcoin Is A Useless Piece Of ‘Failed’ Digi-Shit

I forgot about the burgeoning “flying urban tax market”…

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Ethereum Founder: Cryptocurrencies Can ‘Drop To Near-Zero At Any Time’

Preach.

Tom Lee’s Latest Bitcoin Prediction Is Here (That Is Its Own Joke)

Listen, Fundstrat Global Advisors’ Tom Lee is a guy who knows Bitcoin, ok?

‘Coincidence? We Don’t Think So’: Pinnacle In S&P P/E, Bitcoin Was ‘Peak Excitement’, Morgan Stanley Says

So watch bonds. And the dip buyers. Oh, and maybe Bitcoin, too…

Eddy Zillan’s i8, A Cryptopia In Puerto Rico And Why Bitcoin Is Going To Zero

But here’s the thing. I’ve got to tell you that I don’t think I have ever witnessed anything that is as absurd/insane as the cryptocurrency mania.

Epsilon Theory’s Latest: Too Clever By Half

“Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s. Wise words 2,000 years ago. Wise words today.”

Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight

Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.

Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold

Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.

Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards

“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”

Bitcoin Crashes Below $8,000 As Crypto Rout Accelerates

The bubble is popping. And it’s hilarious.

‘People Are Getting Scared’: Bitcoin Dives As India Vows To ‘Eliminate’ Cryptocurrencies Because You Know, Fake-Ass Money And Shit

Ok, well Bitcoin and the rest of the cryptosphere didn’t need any more bad news after last Friday’s Coincheck theft and after the CFTC subpoenaed Bitfinex and Tether, but when it rains it pours…

Goldman Reportedly Angry That CFTC Didn’t Give Them Proper Heads Up On Bitcoin Futures Launch

“It’s critical for major clearing firms like Goldman to be prepared.”

Cryptos Dive As CFTC Subpoenas Bitfinex And Tether Who Maybe, Maybe Doesn’t Have That $443 Million

Cryptos were already on the back foot Tuesday, so things probably didn’t need to get any worse, but they just did anyway.

Coincheck Didn’t Bother With ‘Basic Security Protocols’ Because The Worst That Could Happen Is A $400 Million Theft

The “scene” Bloomberg is describing apparently involved furious Japanese customers huddled together in the freezing cold…

Carnage In Cryptocurrencies As Coincheck Withdrawal Halt, NEM Collapse Rattle Market

How many times have we said it? Almost everyone needs an exchange.