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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

June 1, 2017June 1, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Yuan Erases Drop, Rises (Again) As China Sets Fix Strongest Since November 10

May 31, 2017May 31, 2017

It certainly looks as though we may get a replay of last night’s session which

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4 Black Swans And Why “Trumpflation” Is No Match For The End Of “Xiflation”

May 31, 2017

Well, SocGen is out with their Global Economic Outlook which, as you may or may

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Wednesday Satire: “I’m Covfefe As Fuck, Yo!”

May 31, 2017May 31, 2017

“Donald J. Trump tweeted early Wednesday morning that his practice of sleeping only four hours a day was having no impact whatsoever on his ability to cljjryff.”

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Guest Post: Technology & Political Snake Oil

May 31, 2017

“Their anti-elitist sentiment, combined with their messianic fantasy, which has been running in displaced mode as a war on facts and critical thinking in general, compromised their own resistance to nonsense – they start believing the nonsense they are peddling and ultimately become victims of the snake oil sale themselves.”

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Chart Check: A Disconnect Worth Watching

May 31, 2017

Something to ponder…

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Pimco’s Balls On Markets: “You’re Too Relaxed. Raise Cash Now.”

May 31, 2017

Balls: “We believe that many market participants today are too relaxed, that medium-term risks are building.”

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Guest Post: Are Stock Traders Actually The Pessimists Here?

May 31, 2017

“Could it be utility stocks smell the coming economic slowdown ahead of the bond market?”

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Philadelphia Police Dept. Trolls Trump: “Drive With Covfefe”

May 31, 2017

Donald Trump has finally done it. He’s united the nation – in a coordinated effort

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Just 10 Stocks Account For Half The S&P’s 2017 Gain: “We’ve Reached A Limit”

May 31, 2017

“At 17pp above the average since 2003, it would be unusual for this outsized 47% contribution to increase even further.”

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One Bank Sums Things Up: “Equities Are The Last One Standing”

May 31, 2017

This is something I hope you already know.

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Trader: “We’re Struggling To Understand Why Things Are Even Happening”

May 31, 2017

“So we function in a world where risk assets keep going up while we couch everything in risk-off terms. It’s not enough that our central bankers think they can play with our heads under the fiction that they are masters of nuance, we do it to ourselves.”

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And At 6 Minutes After Midnight, Trump Did Deliver The Orb’s Message: “Covfefe”

May 31, 2017

There’s a logic to Trump that you can only get if you look at Trump

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China Just Murdered The Yuan Bears

May 31, 2017

The PBoC has spoken and markets, at least for the time being, have listened. Coming

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

May 31, 2017May 31, 2017

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Here’s This Week’s “Central Bank Chatterbox”

May 30, 2017

So about two weeks ago, we said that Goldman is super excited about their new “Central

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“Trumping Your Life” – The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Week

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

“This is the second of five installments I plan to share. If you take this Trump-inspired self-help advice seriously, I believe it will significantly improve your existence.”

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Alex Gardega Enjoys Vicariously “Pissing” On “Fearless Girls”

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

That bull had integrity. That’s your absurd quote of the day and it comes from sculptor

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Goldman Has Some ‘Cheap’ Options Advice For You On Tuesday

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

Right, so earlier today we noted that just a few weeks after everything was supposed

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Guest Post: Liberation From Facts – The American Cultural Revolution

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

“But, at the same time, it is the only developed country where scientific discoveries are not reported, but debated.”

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Chart Of The Day: Don’t Fight The PBoC. K. Thx. Bye.

May 30, 2017

As you’re aware, some folks are talking about the yuan again. And that’s because last

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It’s Official: “We Can Lay The Trump Reflation Euphoria To Rest”

May 30, 2017

“Still, when confronted with a choice of positioning for mean reversion or extremes to get more extreme, given the current level of market uncertainty I’ll choose the first one every time.”

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Guest Post: Is China Behind The Huge Spec Long Position In Crude?

May 30, 2017

“I don’t know about you, but if I were a Central Bank with too many U.S. dollars, I certainly would be selling the fiat currency and buying some real assets. And if you think about it, nothing is a better real asset than crude oil.”

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“Lower For Longer”: Goldman Presents “The Shale Productivity Paradox” (Part Deux)

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

“Even if declines stay elevated, there is not room in our view for the market to handle “full capacity” from shale, OPEC and Top Projects at $55/bbl WTI without inventories moving well above the 5-year average on days of demand basis.”

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One Trader Talks Homemade Italian And A “Tag Team Wrestling Exhibition”

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

“It’s yet another example of how the global narrative increasingly resembles a tag team wrestling exhibition. Or at least a heated he said, she said rumble.”

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CNN: Russia May Have “Derogatory Info” On Trump Other Than The Prostitutes Thing

May 30, 2017

The source said the intercepted communications suggested to US intelligence that Russians believed “they had the ability to influence the administration through the derogatory information.”

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“The Honeymoon Period Is Over” – Bullard Ain’t Buyin’ Trump And Other Overnight News

May 30, 2017

“Washington does have to deliver at some point and I think that is a concern going forward, whether the honeymoon period would end at some point and maybe the reality of American politics would settle in.”

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