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“Between A Rock And A Hard Place” – China’s Latest Yuan Gambit

May 30, 2017

“Stuck between a rock and a hard place, China is likely to strengthen the yuan in order to lure foreign capital as the liquidity lifeline.”

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Memorial Day Satire: “Garrett Kushner? I Hardly Knew Her”

May 29, 2017May 29, 2017

“He’s someone I would see around the office and who, I guess, was working for me.”

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Does It Only Get Steeper From Here?

May 29, 2017

“Typically, excessive overweight implies subsequent sell off and vice versa. Spec positioning data, both levels and changes, is a contrarian indicator of subsequent rate changes.”

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“Doug” Called Elizabeth Spiers A “Loser” – And Then It All Went Wrong For Doug

May 29, 2017May 29, 2017

“But let’s be clear: he was talking about you, Doug.”

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Guest Post: Why One Trader Is A “Big Bitcoin Bear”

May 29, 2017

Via Kevin Muir of “The Macro Tourist” fame We all know Dirty Harry’s viewpoint about

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BofAML Has A New Carry Indicator – And It’s Approaching “Exuberant”

May 29, 2017

“The latest reading is at the 81st percentile, which has preceded a EM carry sell-off in the next four weeks 58% of the time over the 10 year backtested period.”

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Guest Post: The Truth About Lies

May 29, 2017

“As a result, we had an ongoing process of integration of facts and fantasy, relativization of truth, and manufacturing of consensus. Donald Trump hasn’t come out of nowhere.”

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Memorial Day Humor: Trump Twitter Edition

May 29, 2017May 29, 2017

“…including all haters and losers”…

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Tangled Christmas Lights: Why You Should Fear China’s Shadow Banking System

May 29, 2017

Have you ever tried to untangle a string of Christmas tree lights that you hastily stuffed into a box when you took the tree down the previous year?

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“This Sort Of News” Is Bad, But “There’s A Wall Of Money Out There”

May 29, 2017

“Flows into EM assets persists despite this sort of news that you’d think would have the opposite impact.”

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“But Then Who Would Care?”: Explaining The Business Of Being A Market Cynic

May 29, 2017May 29, 2017

“If this whole thing truly does come apart at the seams, we’ll be out of business.”

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2/3 Of Growth And Value Funds Are Beating Their Benchmark. Guess Why…

May 28, 2017

“The overall improvement in large-cap mutual fund YTD returns cannot be attributed to an increase in total fund active share versus their benchmarks.”

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Everything You Need To Know For The Week Ahead

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

Well, it’s Sunday which means normally, you’d be thinking about Monday, but this weekend you

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Angela Merkel, Leader Of The Free World, Just Gave Up On America

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

And just like that, Donald Trump has managed to alienate the last line of defense for Western democracy.

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“Political Immunity” And Markets

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

“Technical factors and central bank liquidity have allowed markets to suspend disbelief.”

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Guest Post: Guess What? Not All Government Borrowing Is Bad

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

“Pundits constantly shout about the dangers of governments borrowing too much. They make all sorts of scary charts, and, uniformly, put all borrowing in the same pile. Debt is bad. It will be our downfall. Stop borrowing immediately. Yadadada.”

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Trump Gets Off Plane, Locks Self In Room, Has Twitter Meltdown

May 28, 2017

Plaxico. Just, “Plaxico.”

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Dear America: “Something Is Not Right!”

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

In the middle of one night

Miss Clavel turned on the light

And said, “Something is not right!”

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What Tightening? China’s “Magic Money Turbocharger” Just Hit A Record

May 27, 2017

“Yet the fact that the PBOC is getting more bang for its yuan doesn’t say anything about the productivity of the uses to which the money is put”…

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Saturday Satire: How To Prevent Body-Slamming Incidents

May 27, 2017May 27, 2017

“Medical studies have shown that the costs associated with body-slamming injuries could be greatly reduced by putting the people who cause them in a place where they can do no harm to others.”

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Guest Post: The Mindfuck

May 27, 2017

“One should think of wealth as an instrument that enhances the persuasive power and influence of an individual. Being able to convince poor people to vote against their direct interests and in favor of the oligarchs, and to convert these things into laws and tax codes.”

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Ben & Jerry’s Says “No Scoops For You!” In Same-Sex Marriage Push

May 27, 2017May 27, 2017

“So we are banning two scoops of the same flavor and encouraging our fans to contact their MPs to tell them that the time has come — make marriage equality legal!”

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Is Jared Kushner A Criminal? Dollars Available To Buy For 26 Cents

May 27, 2017

Well, it looks like Jared Kushner might have committed some treason. If you’ve turned on

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Specs Now Net Long Treasurys For First Time Since July, Most Long 10Y Since 2007

May 26, 2017

Well, if you’re the type of person who has been conditioned to believe that “smart”

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“As The Beast Sleeps, The Tendency Is Toward Complacency”

May 26, 2017

“Yet there are indications that the marketplace is growing comfortable, perhaps too comfortable, with the calm.”

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The “Inevitable” Return Of Volatility: One Pro Explains The Ticking Vol Time Bomb

May 26, 2017May 26, 2017

“Stewards of capital should be actively considering the potential knock-on effects that result from contractual deleveraging triggered by the inevitable volatility spike.”

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