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‘It’s So Easy!’: 9 Straight Months Of Gains For Global Stocks

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Grab a 2-liter and a bag of Bugles…

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Trader: ‘Stocks Have Done Nothing Wrong & They’ll Tell You When To Sell’

July 31, 2017

“There have been no actions by the central banks that would suggest that they believe there’s benefit in being the bubble popper.”

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‘Nothing To See Here’: HKD HIBOR Suddenly Spikes To Crisis-Level

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“…probably a result of thin market conditions ahead of the month-end and the market continued to function normally.”

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A Midsummer Night’s Dream: European Inflation Hangs In There As Euro Imperils Stock Rally

July 31, 2017

“That could be interpreted as meaning that euro gains are excessive compared to the economic improvement in the region.”

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The Trump Boomerang Effect

July 31, 2017

“For every malignant or bigoted action, there will be an opposite reaction.”

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Jobs, Central Banks, & A Mushroom Cloud Over Pyongyang: Epic Week Ahead Preview

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

Well, here’s hoping this week lives up to last week…

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Iron Ore Soars As China Construction Gauge ‘Booms To Enhance The High’

July 30, 2017

“Construction industry boom to enhance the high.”

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China PMI Misses, Hot Weather Blamed

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

CHINA JULY MANUFACTURING PMI AT 51.4; EST. 51.5

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009…

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

There’s been no shortage of digital ink spilled over the past couple of weeks about the euro’s inexorable rise both against the dollar and, more recently, agains the Swiss franc which at this point is more “beleaguered” than Jeff Sessions after a Trump Twitter tantrum. 

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NY Times Says Trump W.H. Is ‘Criminal Cartel,’ Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape

July 30, 2017

““They like to knife them and cut them, and let them die slowly because that way, it’s more painful, and they enjoy watching that much more. These are animals.”

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‘$50 Is A Big Number’: WTI Jumps, Venezuela Sanctions Coming ‘As Soon As Monday’

July 30, 2017

“$50 is a big number.”

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Sunday Satire: Trump Voters Outraged After Discovering They Still Have Health Care

July 30, 2017

“I went to bed Thursday night and slept like a baby, assuming that when I woke up I would have zero health insurance,” Carol Foyler, a Trump voter, said. “Instead, this nightmare.”

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These 2 Charts Are Either Bullish Or Bearish For Junk. You Choose…

July 30, 2017

Of course if you’re determined to stay bullish…

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Financial Times: Mr. Trump, Give It Up, It’s Over.

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

“Any lingering hopes that he might grow into his role as commander-in-chief evaporated this week, a chaotic and self-destructive one even by the dismal standards of this presidency.”

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Qatar’s International Reserves Just Plunged 30% In One Month

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

Well that escalated quickly.

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5 Tail Risks That Could ‘Spoil The Party’ & Why One Bank ‘Stopped Worrying’

July 30, 2017

“We continue to stand by the message that a window of opportunity remains open”…

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Franc Plunge In Focus As Traders Ponder ‘The Mystery Of The Swiss In The Night’

July 30, 2017

“I have fielded more enquiries about what’s going on this week than I have the rest of the year combined.”

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Parker On Trump: ‘So Many Shiny Objects, So Few Left To Fool’

July 30, 2017

“Back at the Ponderosa…”

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2 Mega Cap Charts To Consider On A Saturday Night…

July 29, 2017

Submitted for your approval – or disapproval. Whatever.

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As Trump Blasts China, North Korea, ‘Fake Geniuses’ Bloomberg Begs: ‘Delete Twitter’

July 29, 2017July 29, 2017

“At the Pentagon,” reports BuzzFeed, the tweet “raised fears that the president was getting ready to announce strikes on North Korea or some other military action.”

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Don’t Look At This Chart…

July 29, 2017

“Probably nothing”…

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Wall Street Journal Blasts Trump (Again): ‘It’s Him’!

July 29, 2017

“…but this shuffling of the staff furniture won’t matter unless Mr. Trump accepts that the White House problem isn’t Mr. Priebus. It’s him.”

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This Is The ‘Go-To’ ETF For Tactical Purposes In Oil

July 29, 2017

“The bigger picture context is that investors need to be aware that different ETFs are used for different purposes. Frequently, there is one ETF which becomes the “goto” vehicle for tactical purposes for a given market segment. Within Energy, XOP has emerged as that vehicle.”

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Guess What? Trump Probably Can’t Ban Transgender Service Members After All

July 29, 2017July 29, 2017

“One reporter claimed to overhear someone in the Pentagon muse, “We’re taking orders via Twitter now?” And the answer is, of course, no.”

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Police Slam Trump’s ‘Paddy Wagon’ Speech 4 Days After Boy Scout Fiasco

July 29, 2017

“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon … you just see ’em thrown in, rough” …

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There’s Good News On Buybacks! Just Don’t Read The Fine Print…

July 29, 2017

“Really though, we needn’t think too hard about this.”

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