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One Cartoonist Begs Trump: ‘Let Me Finish My F**king Cartoons!’

August 1, 2017

“Please slow down”…

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‘Things Aren’t Falling Apart, But’ – Dismal Auto Sales Unleash Treasury Rally

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“… but they are definitely falling.”

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Sold To You, ‘Dumb’ Money

August 1, 2017

Of course, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to determine who exactly is the “smart” money and who’s the “dumb” money these days…

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When Buying The Energy Dip Goes Wrong…

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?”

“Nope.”

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As Trump Gleefully Calls For Dow 22,000, One Analyst Says ‘Look At The Facts’

August 1, 2017

“The circus at the White House makes for compelling viewing, as evidenced by the recent rise and fall of “the Mooch.” But if you want to forecast asset markets correctly, focus on the facts.”

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John Podesta: Gen. Kelly, You Shouldn’t Have Taken That Job

August 1, 2017

“As a former White House chief of staff, the best advice I could have given Gen. John F. Kelly has been overtaken by events: Don’t take the job.”

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‘He Wants It Out Immediately’: Trump Worked With Fox To Create Fake Seth Rich Story

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Not to add any more pressure but the president just read the article. He wants the article out immediately. It’s now all up to you.”

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ISM Misses Narrowly, But Prices Paid Beats

August 1, 2017

July U.S. ISM Manufacturing Falls to 56.3 vs Est. 56.4.

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Bubble Mechanics: ‘The Only Sensible Thing To Do Is Keep Buying’!

August 1, 2017

“We’ve come to hope and expect that payment for current excesses can be put off longer than our careers will last.”

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Incomes Flatline, Spending Barely Grows, PCE Manages Not To Be Catastrophe

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

Well, this could have been better.

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Goldilocks Data In Europe Is ‘Just Right’ For Risk

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

What do you get when you combine PMI data that underscores dovish inflation dynamics with generally positive reads on the overall pace of economic expansion? 

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Tuesday Scaramucci Satire: ‘Bring Back The Mooch!’

August 1, 2017

Chanting “Bring back Mooch”…

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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RBA Flags Risk To Outlook, Inflation From Stronger Aussie

August 1, 2017

It’s probably going to take more than some jawboning…

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China Caixin PMI Beats, In Good News For The Reflation Narrative

July 31, 2017

More tea leaves from the global engine of growth and trade…

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‘A Sudden Fracture In The Risk Outlook’ As South Korea Manufacturing PMI Dives

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Unfortunately, you kind of have to care to the extent it matters for the global economic outlook…

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Einsteinian Insanity, The Chicken Dance, And An Autumn Market Top

July 31, 2017

But we would caution that you have now run out ahead of your fairy godmother…

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Gamblers Make 7.5X Their Money Betting On Scaramucci’s Ouster

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Late last week you could have bet on Jul-Aug. 2017 for just 14 cents.

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‘High Levels Of Risk Appetite Signal Worse Asymmetry Of Returns,’ Goldman Warns (Again)

July 31, 2017

“A key near-term risk to the carry-friendly low vol regime could be rates increasing too fast, in particular real rates.”

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Let’s Listen To Sarah Huckabee Sanders ‘Explain’ Why Scaramucci Had To Go

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“Clean slates”…

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The Dog Days: July In Charts

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

The dog days are here…

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Scaramucci Fired After 10 Days

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

TRUMP REMOVES SCARAMUCCI FROM COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR JOB

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‘WTF Is This?!’ Investors Dumped Most Tech Stocks Since 2007 Last Week

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

It was, poignantly, a Captain Picard moment.

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Hey Republicans, If You Thought Health Care Was ‘Hard,’ Wait Until You Try Tax Reform

July 31, 2017

“Indeed, if the GOP thinks replacing the Affordable Care Act has been a nightmare, just wait until they try to reform the tax code.”

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Euro Surges To January 2015 High

July 31, 2017

“More plz. Ok. Thnx. Bye.”

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Iron Ore ‘Boom’ Fails To ‘Enhance The High’ For Dead-Sober Bond Yields

July 31, 2017

In other words: bonds ain’t buyin’ it.

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Trump’s Preferred ‘Confidence’ Meter Down Every Month Since He ‘Created’ It

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“I think our dollar is getting too strong, and partially that’s my fault because people have confidence in me.”

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