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Going Off ‘Base’ – Trump’s Losing The Support Of His Voters

August 3, 2017

“Trump voters “hold different perceptions of justice in the political and economic systems.”

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Save The Date: By ‘End-March 2019’ The Japanese Stock Market Will Cease To Function

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“This could cause the number of shares circulating on the market to almost completely dry up for some stocks.”

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An ‘Unprecedented’ Franc Plunge & How To Make ’40-50 Billion’ On A Falling Swissie

August 2, 2017

Much has been made of the Swiss franc’s epic plunge. 

And indeed, it has been just that – an epic plunge.

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61% Of Stupid White People Now Say Trump Is Insane

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“Would you say that Trump is level headed, or not?”

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4 Round Numbers, Apple, And Wednesday In Charts

August 2, 2017

Just another day in Wonderland…

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‘Not A Great Report For Bulls!’ Just Another Schizophrenic Day In Crude

August 2, 2017

Well, crude has had an interesting 24 hours. You’ll recall that oil took a tumble

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The Legal Implications For Trump Of Fox’s Seth Rich Story, And Don Jr’s Statement

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“There are, however, legal implications in both instances, and beyond that, in the connection between the two.”

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Euro Suddenly Jumps To A New 30-Month High, Bullard Blamed

August 2, 2017

“More! I want more!”

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One Strategist Says US Stocks Are ‘Most Expensivest Sh*t’ On The Planet

August 2, 2017

“If you’re used to eating chicken that costs $5/kg, it’s only natural to look for alternatives if the price rises to $10/kg. The problem is that if beef and pork rise from $10/kg to $50/kg, chicken still looks like the best value.”

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The SNB Just Made $133,000,000 In One Morning On Its Apple Shares (Sort Of)

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The mother lode would come if the franc weakened more broadly and the SNB actually started selling its foreign stocks and bonds to prop the currency up, turning paper profits into real ones.”

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As Junk Bond Yields Hit Record Lows, A 30% Crash Is Coming – Here’s Why…

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The implication is that high yield credit could be 30%+ mispriced as and when volatility moves back to average.”

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There’s A Dip! Quick, Buy That F**ker!

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

Dip buyers assemble!

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3 Inconvenient Facts About Trump’s Presidency

August 2, 2017

Some inconvenient truths…

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‘Gunning For 1.20’: FX Markets ‘Love A Good Story’

August 2, 2017

“The fact that unemployment remains way too high, political risk deferred isn’t the same as eliminated, and they are nowhere near their inflation target is for later.”

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I Had A Bad Kiwi For Breakfast – A #Sad Employment Miss

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

Yuck.

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Why Buy Stocks? Just Jump Aboard The Unstoppable Euro Train!

August 2, 2017

“It’s one of the biggest stories in markets right now.”

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The End Of The World: E*Trade Yacht Commercial Edition

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The dumbest guy in high school just bought a boat.”

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Parents Should Be ‘Repulsed’ By Trump Playing The Good Dad Card

August 2, 2017

“As any father would.” 

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

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This Is Rather Glaring, Wouldn’t You Say?

August 1, 2017

And really, you shouldn’t worry because after all, there’s always Apple…

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Here Is The Full Trump Interview Transcript WSJ Didn’t Want You To Read

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“And I liked your editorial today, very nice. (Laughs.)”

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Here Is The Letter DEA Chief Chuck Rosenberg Sent In Response To Trump’s Police Speech

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Ours is an honorable profession and, so, we will always act honorably.”

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Behold: A Junk Tailwind

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“There was no immediate catalyst for junk bonds to lose shine, as the VIX was close to multi-year lows and stocks were setting new highs amid steady rise in oil prices.”

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Bloomberg To Trump: Stop Sabotaging Obamacare!

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“If Congress doesn’t like a law, it can change it. If the president does not like a law, he cannot be allowed to sabotage it.”

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‘Seldom Mentioned,’ ‘Bigly,’ Ubiquitous Stock Rally Continues: Tuesday In Charts

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Billions, and billions, and billions, and”…

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Nassim Taleb Reveals ‘The Tragedy’ Of ‘The Mooch’

August 1, 2017

And yes, this is just as absurd as it sounds…

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