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Wall Street Journal: There Is No Saving This President From Himself

August 4, 2017

“No WH Chaos!”

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Please: No One Show Donald Trump These ‘Small’ Charts

August 4, 2017

Oops…

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Make Dollars Great Again: Greenback Surges To Best Gain Since January

August 4, 2017

“Big league.”

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Just How Concerned Is America About Trump And Russia? It Depends

August 4, 2017

“In an earlier post, I explained how polling data on the Russia investigation underscores the degree to which partisanship taints Americans’ assessment of security politics.”

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Goldman: ‘2 Years Is Too Early’

August 4, 2017

“It is hard not to worry that things are a little ‘too good’. But market timing is tricky.”

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The Only 2 Jobs Charts You Need (‘God’ Is Laughing)

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017

“The greatest jobs President that God ever created.”

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Trump Explains Jobs Beat: ‘Me’

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017

“…and I have only just begun.”

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Dollar Jumps, Yields Rise, Gold Trounced On Jobs Beat

August 4, 2017

Some folks are trading…

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Jobs Report Beats

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017

U.S. July Nonfarm Payrolls Rose 209k; Unemp. Rate at 4.3%

Avg. hourly earnings 0.3% m/m, est. 0.3%, prior 0.2%; Y/y 2.5%, prior 2.5% est. 2.4%

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Trader: Here Is The Only Way This Can End Well

August 4, 2017

“So how then might the story line read? That all this nonsense that globally rising rates and widespread balance sheet reduction just can’t be a calm experience. Investors simply own too much toxic “financial products” to make that likely.”

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‘I’ll Take It’: Dan Loeb Got It Wrong, But It Didn’t Matter And Here’s Why…

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

“I guess it’s a case of better lucky than right.”

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Grizzly Attack! Albert Edwards Says ‘January 2008 Is Here Again’

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

“This was last seen in 2007, just before the bursting debt bubble blew the global economy and financial system to smithereens.”

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An Open Letter To Mike Pence: ‘If I Were A Betting Man, You’re Going To Be President’

August 3, 2017

“A betting man might place odds that, sometime in the next three and a half years, and maybe a lot sooner than that, you will become president of the United States.”

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‘They’ll Never Take Me Alive!’ Stocks Swoon In Final Minutes After Mueller News

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The day in charts.

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Grand Jury Subpoenas Issued In Connection To Trump Jr. Meeting: Reuters

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

And the plot thickens just 45 minutes later.

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Mueller Impanels Grand Jury, Stocks Hit, VIX Spikes

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

MUELLER IS SAID TO IMPANEL GRAND JURY IN RUSSIA PROBE

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Is This The Cure For Slumping Energy Stocks?

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The ratio is now at its lowest level since 2004…

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Thursday Satire: Trump’s New Affirmative Action Questionnaire

August 3, 2017

“In an effort to gather research about the societal issues concerning white people, the U.S. Department of Justice worked with the Trump Administration to create this objective questionnaire.”

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If Nothing Can Go Wrong, Explain This!

August 3, 2017

I have a question for you.

Actually it’s two questions in one.

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Trump Transcripts: ‘Drug-Infested Dens,’ ‘Dump’y White Houses, And One ‘Pleasant’ Putin

August 3, 2017

48 hours of Donald Trump transcripts.

“But you cannot say that to the press. The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.”

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Goldman Has 5 Options Trades And 1 ‘Unusual’ Dynamic They Want To Tell You About

August 3, 2017

Katherine and John – God bless ’em – are big believers in the whole Goldman doing “God’s work” thing.

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2 Charts Show Trump Has Done Nothing To Improve Relative Confidence Among His Base

August 3, 2017

This is truly hilarious.

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Ok, So Yeah, That Looks Like Collusion…

August 3, 2017

“The goal of the Russian spy game is to nudge a person to step over the line into an increasingly conspiratorial relationship.”

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Traders, Trump Agree: ‘You Have To Be Long Stocks’

August 3, 2017

“Love them or hate them, you’ve had to be long equities.”

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Presenting: The Trade Of The Day

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

CZECH CENTRAL BANK RAISES KEY INTEREST RATE TO 0.25%

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BoE Sparks UK Stock, Gilt Rally

August 3, 2017

Buy it all.

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6-2! Pound Dives On Dovish BoE Vote Count, Growth Outlook Slashed

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

BANK OF ENGLAND VOTES 6-2 TO MAINTAIN BENCHMARK INTEREST RATE

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