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Trump Caves, Agrees To Reopen Government With No Wall Money, Delivers Insane Rose Garden Presser

January 25, 2019January 26, 2019

Brace yourself, the video clips are characteristically unhinged…

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‘Fallen Angel Risk’ Still Front And Center Despite Bounce As $186 Billion Of Bonds ‘Migrate’ To BBB

January 25, 2019

…nobody wants to assign a high probability to what would be a catastrophic event. 

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Frank Pentangeli Cameo In Roger Stone Indictment Makes Bad Optics Immeasurably Worse For White House

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

“On multiple occasions, including on or about December 1, 2017, STONE told Person 2 that Person 2 should do a ‘Frank Pentangeli'”.

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Sanders Says Stone Indictment (Which Has 29 Mentions Of The Word ‘Trump’) Has ‘Nothing To Do With Trump’

January 25, 2019

No, *you’re* the collusion.

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As WSJ Tips ‘Earlier-Than-Expected’ End To QT, One Bank Assesses Impact On VIX, Rates Vol.

January 25, 2019

It’s time for another Timiraos “story”.

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‘FBI. Open The Door’: Roger Stone Arrested, Charged With Obstruction, Witness Tampering

January 25, 2019October 24, 2021

“Get to [the head of Organization 1] [a]t Ecuadorian Embassy in London and get the pending [Organization 1] emails”…

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‘Now, Therefore, I, Donald J. Trump’: Draft Of National Emergency Order Leaks, Cites ‘Massive Amount Of Aliens’

January 24, 2019January 25, 2019

“The massive amount of aliens”…

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Dear Michael Cohen: Before You Go On Vacation To Prison, You’ll Need To Answer This Subpoena

January 24, 2019October 24, 2021

Womp, womp.

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Decrepit Remains Of Wilbur Ross: Get Out Of That Homeless Shelter And Go Get A Loan, Loser

January 24, 2019January 24, 2019

MAGA. Just, MAGA.

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Nomura’s McElligott Delivers ‘Hugely Important’ CTA Update, Is Happy Bridgewater’s Jensen Confirmed Recent Risk Parity Musings

January 24, 2019

Guess what, sports fans?

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Obligatory ECB Post Alert: Draghi Postmortem

January 24, 2019

Same story: stark juxtaposition between crashing data and the end of APP.

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Aaand It Just Keeps Getting Worse For German Manufacturing (And French Services)

January 24, 2019January 24, 2019

Riders on the storm.

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Elizabeth Warren Sends Letter To Jerome Powell, Asks If Fed Is Flying Blind In Shutdown

January 24, 2019October 24, 2021

“… the shutdown is ‘no longer just a political sideshow, it’s a real recession risk.'”

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Strap In America: White House Now Making Contingency Plans For Shutdown Lasting Into March, April

January 23, 2019January 24, 2019

Define: insane.

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Michael Cohen Cancels Congressional Testimony Because The President Is Threatening Him, Which Is Totally Normal

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019

Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.

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‘Kevin, I’m Not Gonna Buy 2 Sandwiches’: Hassett Admits Shutdown Could Drive Growth To Zero During Ritual Poppy Harlow Evisceration

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019

Don’t go on CNN, Kevin. It never ends well for you.

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‘We Need Facts, Not Slogans’: Dimon Makes Solid Case For 2020 White House Bid From Davos

January 23, 2019

Why not throw your hat in the ring, Jamie?

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‘Use It And Pray’: Trump Begs Rep. Christ (D – Nazareth) To Build His Wall

January 23, 2019October 24, 2021

“No doubt!”

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Meanwhile, In Monetary Policy Neverland

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019

More “positive attitude and conviction”.

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Rudy Giuliani ‘Absolutely’ Worries His Tombstone Will Read: ‘He Lied For Trump’

January 22, 2019January 23, 2019

“No, no, no, you’re right.”

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IG Credit Potpourri: BBB Apocalypse Update And A Liquidity Check

January 22, 2019

A lot of ad hoc musings here cobbled together and submitted for your approval.

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President ‘Good Brain’ Tells ‘Mr. Wang’ To Stay Home In Latest Sign Trade Talks Going Nowhere Fast

January 22, 2019

More shenanigans.

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Dalio In Davos: Ray Delivers Fresh Set Of Possibly Profound Prognostications

January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

“…the next downturn in the economy worries me the most.”

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‘We’ve Squeezed The Max Amount Of Blood From The Stone’: Why Nomura’s McElligott Sees A ‘Re-Correction’

January 22, 2019

“I see scope for Spooz to revisit 2525 level over the next two weeks.”

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The Thrill May Be Gone.

January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

The good mood has seemingly worn off.

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Trump Tells China To ‘Stop Playing Around’, Says 2 Big Caravans Have ‘Broke Into Mexico’

January 21, 2019January 22, 2019

“Makes so much sense”…

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Rudy Giuliani Changes Moscow Tower Story, Says He Only Snitched On Trump ‘Hypothetically’

January 21, 2019October 24, 2021

“The point was”…

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