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Seeking Redemption, Jerome Powell Blindsides Skeptics

January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

Is this what you wanted?

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Fed Drops Reference To Further Gradual Hikes, Says Prepared To Adjust Balance Sheet Runoff Plan

January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

And there’s that.

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The Last Time BBBs Did This, Stocks Were At Record Highs

January 30, 2019

The latest from the “BBB apocalypse” saga.

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks Dovish Star-Wishing On Fed Day

January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

“… very provocative, 11th hour talk through ‘consultant/ macro advisory’ circles” on the balance sheet”

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One Bank Reminds You ‘What Makes This Fed Tightening Cycle Special’

January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

“Our forecast appears to be validated.”

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Jeff Gundlach Discovers ‘The Most Recessionary Signal Yet’, Is Even More Scared Than That Time Someone Didn’t Hack His Twitter

January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Nothing “innocuous” about this.

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Trump Met With Putin Without Translator, Note-Taker Last Month – But Don’t Worry, Melania Was There

January 29, 2019January 30, 2019

It’s not treason if your wife sees the whole thing, we suppose.

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Presenting, One Bank’s ‘Refi Losers’

January 29, 2019

Domino effects.

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‘Nobody Move, Nobody Gets Hurt’: Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On Market ‘Standoff’ Ahead Of Key Events

January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

For now, folks seem content to “rent” the risk rally.

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Harley-Davidson Profit Plunges To Zero Thanks To Trump’s Tariffs As MAGA Promise Keeps Delivering ‘Bigly’

January 29, 2019

“Hog wild”.

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As S&P Guns For Best January Since 1990, Risks Abound

January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

Mind the land mines.

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Maduro Faces Endgame In Venezuela

January 28, 2019

It’s almost over.

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One Way To Kill Trust Ahead Of Trade Talks Is To Announce Criminal Charges Against Huawei, So That’s Just What We’ll Do

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

Bad timing.

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As Barr Waffles, Blumenthal And Grassley Vow ‘American People Will Have Access To The Full Story’ From Mueller

January 28, 2019January 29, 2019

“Our legislation would guarantee that every Special Counsel does a report complete with findings and evidence – and that it be directly disclosed to Congress and the American people.”

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Buybacks Of The ‘Highest Quality’ And More To Come (Says One Bank)

January 28, 2019

If you’re looking for a relatively positive narrative…

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Nvidia Sees Your China Worries, Raises You One ‘Extraordinary, Unusually Turbulent, Disappointing Quarter’

January 28, 2019

Sentiment “death blow”?

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Trump Screams At ‘Gutless’ Howard Schultz, Says He Still Wants His Starbucks ‘Rent Money’, Though

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.

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No Butterflies Here: Caterpillar Dives In Nauseating Knee-Jerk To Earnings Miss

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

“High water mark.”

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‘Less Than 50-50’: Local Septuagenarian Says Odds Are Against Him Staying Sane For Much Longer

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

“Personally, I think”…

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Everything But The Kitchen Sink: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 27, 2019October 26, 2021

To say the week ahead features a full docket would be to grossly understate the case.

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Goldman Slashes Q1 US GDP Forecast (Again) Thanks To Shutdown

January 27, 2019January 27, 2019

Well, the US is all set to get back to business this week…

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In Brazen Move, EU Set To Officially Launch Iran SPV Designed To Circumvent Trump’s Sanctions

January 27, 2019

Now let’s see how Trump responds.

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Obstacles To Trump’s Syria Plan Mount As Kurds Shelled, Israel Pushes Back

January 27, 2019October 26, 2021

Donald Trump’s Syria plan is going “great”- in case you haven’t noticed.

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Saudi Crown Prince Rinses Blood Off Hands, Asks For $425 Billion In Investment

January 26, 2019

After all, what’s a dismembered journalist among friends, right?

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What Defeat Sounds Like: A Hapless Trump Flails After Crushing Week

January 26, 2019January 27, 2019

Body blows.

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‘We Feel The Need To Shout About This Risk Even Louder’: Angels In Europe

January 26, 2019

Fallen angel risk, European style.

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Cognitive Instability And The Fed’s ‘Addiction Liability’

January 26, 2019October 24, 2021

“We are troubled with the opinions we have of things and not by the things themselves.”

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