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Author: therealheisenberg
Plunging Futures, Yen Rebound Show Market Still Scared To Death Despite Wednesday Rally
Steel (slat) yourself.
Good News, Bad News And A Bull That Just Won’t Die
Random musings and such.
Premature ‘Fed Put’ Obituaries And The Laughable Perils Of Q1 2019
Are reports of the Fed put’s demise greatly exaggerated?
As Gold’s Biggest Fan Blows Up World, Shiny Yellow Doomsday Hedges Surge
Something tells me…
On Christmas Day, A Desperate Trump Begs America To Buy The Dip In Stocks
“Make BTFD great again”.
‘We Think The Die Has Been Cast’: Why One Bank Just Cut Their 2019 S&P Target
“… by then what will the capital markets look like?”
Trump May Fire Mnuchin If Stock Selloff Continues: Reports
You had a good run Steve…
Nikkei Suffers Grievous Loss In Dramatic Rout While Plunge Protection Team Rides To Rescue In China
All (not) quiet on the Eastern front.
There Was One Analyst Who Told You S&P 2,400 Might Be Coming…
“…it’s consistent with the strike of the Fed put around 2400.”
Japanese Stocks Plunge As Nikkei Takes Out 20,000, Falls Into Bear Market
This isn’t the best news for the BoJ.
Stocks Crash In Christmas Eve Bloodbath After Trump Insults Powell’s Golf Game On Twitter
A Christmas Eve massacre.
‘Prudent’: As Panic Spreads, Treasury Rushes To Explain Why Mnuchin Yelled ‘Fire’ In A Crowded Theatre
“A prudent, preemptive measure.”
Another Day, Another Mini-Flash Crash
And now, more broken markets.
Holiday Psych Out: Market Nerves Frayed After Mnuchin Plunge Protection S.O.S.
At least we know the ATMs won’t go dark.
Why Is Steve Mnuchin Calling Wall Street CEOs On Sunday To Ensure ‘Ample Liquidity’?
“The banks all confirmed ample liquidity is available”…
The Infamous ‘Retail Flush’: One Bank ‘Explains’ The December Selloff
Blame mom and pop – or something like that.
Trump To Boot Mattis From Pentagon On January 1, Touts Phone Call With Erdogan
“I am pleased to announce “…
The Fed ‘Substantially Increased The Chances Of A Major Crash’ In The Next 24 Months, One Bank Exclaims
Was this “the Fed’s new ‘subprime is contained’
moment”?
‘I Never Suggested Firing Powell’: As Mnuchin Pulls Damage Control Duty, Some Thoughts And Charts
“I totally disagree with Fed policy.”
Depth Charge, Gamma Gravity And A Dark, Twisted Fantasy Come True
We are now living in a collage of surreal fantasies, each of which could serve as the plot for a thriller.
Trump Said To Consider Firing Jerome Powell – If You’re Surprised, Your Naiveté Knows No Bounds
Nobody could have seen this coming.
It All Falls Down: Stocks Crash Again As Trump Shutdown Begets Friday Rout
It’s over for Trump.
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