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Jeff Bezos’s Net Worth Has Grown By 23 Donald Trumps Since Trump’s Election

February 4, 2019

Who’s the real “Bozo” in this equation?

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339 Hours On TV, Tweets And ‘Hamberders’: Trump’s Been A ‘Busy’ Man, Leaked Schedules Show

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019

“… this says a lot about how people in the White House feel about the man they work for.”

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Bill Gross Is ‘Off’, Will Leave Us ‘For Another Destination’ Where The Seas Are ‘Smoother’

February 4, 2019October 26, 2021

“I’m off – leaving this port for another destination with high hopes, sunny skies and smooth seas!”

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The Anticipated CTA Flip To ‘Max Long’ US Stocks Is Here: Nomura’s McElligott

February 4, 2019

“The unfortunate disclaimer is this”…

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Shades Of 2016

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019

Parallels and analogs.

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Have Questions On ‘QT’? Goldman’s Got Answers

February 3, 2019February 3, 2019

The genie is out of the bottle.

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‘Unavoidable Option’: Only Analyst To Nail PBoC In 2014 Says China Rate Cut ‘Imminent’

February 3, 2019February 3, 2019

“…we think cutting the risk-free rate is becoming more necessary and imminent.”

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From Mueller To Foreign Policy, Here Are The Highlights From Trump’s CBS Interview With Margaret Brennan

February 3, 2019February 4, 2019

“Whoa, that’s news.” “Excuse me. Ok, you ready?” And more.

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Back To The Drawing Board

February 3, 2019October 26, 2021

“What does all this mean?”

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Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’

February 2, 2019February 3, 2019

“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”

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One Bank Reminds You That ‘The World Is Still Flat’

February 2, 2019February 2, 2019

Trade still makes the world go round, sorry Mr. President.

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Into The Shadows: How Many Rate Hikes Is QT Worth?

February 2, 2019

“…the market’s focus on the import of the balance sheet is likely puzzling for Fed officials.”

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Trump Tells CBS Pelosi Is ‘Bad For Our Country’, Says ‘People Are Dying’ Because Of Her

February 1, 2019February 2, 2019

This is wholly unconscionable.

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Is Direct Lending The Next Subprime? Goldman Says Probably Not

February 1, 2019

Another “some worry” story.

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Good News: The US Economy Might Not Be Falling Off A Cliff After All

February 1, 2019October 26, 2021

Phew.

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Fentanyl Busts And Trump As A Reverse Lefty Guns

February 1, 2019October 26, 2021

Even when he’s right, he’s wrong.

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The Central Bank Put Is Still There, But ‘Politicians’ Implied Vol.’ Has Exploded

February 1, 2019

“Have central banks blinked? We think so”…

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Jobs Report Smashes Estimates, As US Logs Record 100th Month Of Gains

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019

Goldilocks?

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As China Makes More Promises On Trade, Data Suggests Slowdown Isn’t Over Yet

February 1, 2019February 1, 2019

So much for the glass half-full take.

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Trump Flounders As Two-Front War With Dems, China Takes Visible Toll

January 31, 2019February 1, 2019

Art of the dealbreaker.

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Herman Cain For Fed Board! Let’s Talk Pluses And Minuses (If You’re Trump)

January 31, 2019

If you’re Donald Trump, there’s a lot to like about Herman Cain.

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Draft Of Democratic Border Proposal Surfaces: There Is No Wall Money

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

“There’s not gonna be any wall money in the legislation.”

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Nomura’s McElligott: Fed Now ‘De Facto’ Easing, CTA Model To Flip ‘100% Max Long’ On Nasdaq

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

“Let’s be real though”…

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Trump Demands You ‘Stop Playing Games’ With Him, Insists You ‘Call Walls Walls’ (No More ‘Wheels’, No More ‘Peaches’)

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

As usual, you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or cry from laughing so hard.

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Jeff Gundlach Calls Reuters, Tells ‘Embarrassing’ Jay Powell To ‘Go Back In His Foxhole’

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

“I am going back into a foxhole.”

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Italy Succumbs, Falls Into Recession – Now How Long Before Salvini Seizes Power?

January 31, 2019January 31, 2019

Womp, womp.

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‘Capitulation’: What Wall Street Thinks Of Jerome Powell And The Fed

January 30, 2019January 31, 2019

“It is difficult to read the outcome of the January FOMC meeting as anything other than the Fed capitulating to recent market volatility.”

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