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On The ECB’s Wholly Unsurprising ‘Surprise’

March 7, 2019March 7, 2019

Ok, let’s run through this, because parsing it is obligatory.

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‘Lights Out’, ‘Trigger’ Pulling And ‘What Comes Next’ With Nomura’s Charlie McElligott

March 7, 2019

“Okay…so now what?!”

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ECB Comes Out Swinging, Shifts Forward Guidance On Rates, Announces New TLTRO

March 7, 2019March 7, 2019

Is this dovish enough for you?

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‘The Impact Of The Fed’s Reversal Has Been Tremendous’: BlackRock’s Rieder Talks Shop With Goldman

March 6, 2019

What else can be said about the Fed’s “epochal”/ “epic”/ “dramatic” dovish pivot ?

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The ‘Fed Put’ Has A New Strike, Deutsche’s Kocic Says…

March 6, 2019March 7, 2019

“…the math consists of finding the strike that corresponds to the put with lower volatility.”

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No Country For Old Hawks.

March 6, 2019

Cementing the global dovish pivot.

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‘Tariff Man’ Hit With $621 Billion Worth Of Trade Deficit Kryptonite

March 6, 2019March 6, 2019

Congratulations are in order for “President T”.

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OECD Reminds You Things Still Going To Hell In A Handbasket

March 6, 2019

“The global expansion is continuing to lose steam, and faster than anticipated a few months ago.”

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Fearing Stock Market, ‘Legendary’ Dealmaker Said To Hurry Deal Along

March 6, 2019March 6, 2019

“The art of the ‘let’s hurry up and get this done'”.

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As Insurance Regulators Pile On, Trump Confronts A ‘Stone Cold Crazy’ Reality Of His Own Making

March 5, 2019October 30, 2021

The spiral into legal hell continues.

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‘Imported Trouble’: Why One Bank Sees Virtually No Upside For Stocks From Here

March 5, 2019March 5, 2019

“… we expect almost no earnings growth for 2019.”

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Nomura’s McElligott Delivers Update On ‘Ides Of March’ Risk For Stocks

March 5, 2019

“…we’d be at risk of seeing this very leveraged strategy turning a NET SELLER.”

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Behold: The Incredible Flow-less Rally

March 5, 2019

“…the current gap is one of the largest since the GFC”.

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Trump Tells India, Turkey He’s Fed Up With Helping ‘World’s Poorest Countries Climb Out Of Poverty’

March 5, 2019September 21, 2019

“Stable genius” strikes again.

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Does Michael Cohen Know Anything About A Pardon Discussion With Trump’s Lawyers?

March 5, 2019October 30, 2021

Giuliani “left open the possibility.”

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As China Delivers Official 2019 Growth Target, Here’s Some Context And Color

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Drum roll…

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Of Course Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Knows What’s Wrong With Stocks On Monday…

March 4, 2019

“… said every equities PM ever.”

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Obstruction, Public Corruption, Abuses Of Power: House Judiciary Committee Begins Long Journey To Impeachment

March 4, 2019March 5, 2019

“Investigating these threats to the rule of law is an obligation of Congress.”

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‘I Would Lose My Soul If I Treated Trump Different Than Obama’: Senate To Disapprove Trump Border Emergency

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Well, it’s official – or pseudo-official at least.

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Huawei, Meng Wish You People Didn’t Suck, But Since You Do, Consider Yourself Sued

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Kidnapping, rights violations, bills of attainder, etc.

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Deal Or No Deal?

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Win, lose or draw?

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Drowning In ‘Bullsh*t’: As Democrats Zero In On Allen Weisselberg, Trump’s Legal Worries Multiply

March 3, 2019March 4, 2019

“I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad people.”

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Rand Paul Breaks Trump’s Heart: Senate Set To Join House In Blocking Emergency Declaration

March 3, 2019October 30, 2021

Here comes the veto.

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Dollars, Doves And Dictators: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 3, 2019March 3, 2019

What could go wrong?

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Fed Balance Sheet Runoff: A ‘Roadmap’ To The End Of The Road

March 3, 2019March 3, 2019

Here’s how this will work – maybe.

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‘They’re Tryin’ To Take Me Out With Bullsh*t’: Trump Delivers Two-Hour, Sweaty Harangue At CPAC

March 2, 2019March 3, 2019

“There are people in Congress who hate America.”

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‘Political Things?’ S&P Rises 100% Of The Time In Presidential ‘Third Years’

March 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I know that’s not supposed to be the way it is”…

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