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The World Has A New ‘Most Crowded Trade’ – And The Same ‘Biggest Tail Risk’

February 12, 2019

For the first time in survey history…

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‘Big Fat Buyers’ Strike’: Global Equity Allocations Dive In Latest Edition Of Popular Survey

February 12, 2019

This, despite the best start to a year for stocks since 1987.

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Make Small Businesses Nervous Again! Optimism Index Plunges Most In 43 Months On Shutdown Woes

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

Survey says!

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Is Tuesday The Day The Dollar Snaps Its Best Rally Since 2016?

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

…there’s still “not much else to like”, though.

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Lawmakers Reach Deal To Avert Shutdown, Includes $1.375 Billion For Border Barriers

February 11, 2019February 12, 2019

“We think so, we hope so.”

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BTFD Nostalgia: YTD Volatility Drop Among Largest Since 1928

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

A sight for sore eyes.

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Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson: ‘The Earnings Recession Is Here’

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

“…volatility will likely rise meaningfully.”

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One Bank ‘Understands Why Investors Are Turning More Cautious’ After Blockbuster January

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

If you’re not feeling particularly inspired about risk assets to start the week, you’ll be forgiven.

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‘Chocolate Cake Diplomacy’ To The Rescue?

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

“Progress” is in the eye of the beholder.

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Bondholders Aren’t Getting Paid Again In China

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

Make Chinese borrowers default again.

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Impasse, 3 Ways: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 10, 2019February 11, 2019

Stalemates, everywhere.

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‘He’s Either Complying With The Law Or He’s Breaking It’: Trump’s Coverup Of Khashoggi Murder Pushes Legal Boundaries

February 10, 2019February 10, 2019

“The law is clear.”

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Debt Ceiling D-Day

February 10, 2019October 26, 2021

Fair warning.

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Welcome To Campaign 2020: Warren Makes It Official, Trump Maybe-Mocks Trail Of Tears

February 9, 2019October 26, 2021

“See you on the TRAIL”.

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Paul Revere And The Recession Narrative

February 9, 2019February 9, 2019

“The recession is coming, the recession is coming!”

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Earnings Recession Ahoy?

February 9, 2019February 9, 2019

Paging Mike Wilson: it looks like that earnings recession call might prove prescient.

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Bears Resurface As Recession Fears Linger, Dollar Puzzle Emerges

February 8, 2019

The mood has soured.

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Matt Whitaker Doesn’t Know What You Mean By ‘Yes Or No?’

February 8, 2019February 9, 2019

Matt Whitaker testified on Capitol Hill Friday and predictably, it was painful to watch.

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Chasing The Dragon: A ‘Blink For The Ages’

February 8, 2019

An “epic” reversal and the limits of “string pushing.”

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The Sum Of All Fears: What Happens If All The Tail Risks Are Realized?

February 8, 2019October 26, 2021

“… a realized turn for the worse.”

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‘I’ll Use A Bullet On Him’: US Intercepts Reveal Saudi Crown Prince Plotting Khashoggi Murder

February 7, 2019February 8, 2019

The timing leaves something to be desired if you’re the White House.

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Democrats To Subpoena Trump Tower Phone Records

February 7, 2019February 7, 2019

Adam Schiff moves fast.

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A Terrified Matt Whitaker Doesn’t Understand Why You Would Subpoena Him When He’s Already Agreed To Sweat For You

February 7, 2019February 7, 2019

“Unfortunately, a series of troubling events over the past few months suggest that we should be prepared.”

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Trade Hopes Dashed As Trump-Xi Meeting ‘Unlikely’ Before Deadline

February 7, 2019February 7, 2019

Womp, womp. 

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‘Best Quarter For Call Buying On Record’ And Other Fun Facts From Earnings Season

February 7, 2019

Yahtzee!

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Albert Edwards Returns From Jamaica, Talks MMT And The Likelihood Of Negative Rates In The US

February 7, 2019

“Investors should contemplate a brave new world”…

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Blue Magic: Addicted Markets Get Fix As Central Banks ‘Resume Race To Zero Posture’

February 7, 2019February 7, 2019

“That’s a brand name”.

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