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Remember: “Fake It ‘Til You Make It” Doesn’t Work For Sales

February 1, 2017

The great thing about the bottom line is that you can “fake it ’til you

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More Wednesday Humor (“Brexiteers”)

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017

“He’s lying to you”…

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Wednesday Humor (“Stuck In The Middle With You”)

February 1, 2017

Damn, Jared. Tough spot.

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Chart Check (Contrarian Indicator Double Feature)

February 1, 2017

Overly optimistic?

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FEER-mongering

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017

Tuesday’s most read post, oddly, was this one: “Trump’s Idiot Trade Czar Tanks Dollar With

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One Bank Warns: “Bad Trump Dominates The News”

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017

But as far as markets are concerned, the new administration’s FX policy is just as crazy. In fact, that statement is itself crazy. That is, the fact that the new administration has a discernible “FX policy” is nuts. And this isn’t some “well it would be nice if…” kind of thing.

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Yields, Dollar Jump On Giant ADP Beat

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017

Expect a Trump tweet soon…

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Chart Check: Cross-“Ass”et Correlation

February 1, 2017

Nomination uncertainty around the corner…

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

February 1, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Daily Kickstart (Fed, Dollar In Focus As Global PMIs, iPhones Boost Sentiment)

February 1, 2017

Quite a lot of people seem to be hanging their hats on Wednesday’s Fed statement

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Chart Check: Peak Complacency?

January 31, 2017

Going global…

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Tuesday Humor (Clownin’ Trump)

January 31, 2017

“Respect my authoritahhh!”

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Surprise! Markets Can Go Down Too!

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

“Nowadays, we have markets that have gone up or markets that have crashed. When they rise, the powers-that-be are doing their jobs and investors are getting their just rewards. When they go down, everyone just got their pockets picked.”

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Trader: “Markets Are Sleep-Walking Into Disaster” As Trump Becomes “Autocrat”

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

“Trump is doubling down on his hardline autocratic approach, ensuring that markets won’t be able to overlook the implications of his immigration order. U.S. equities look worryingly vulnerable.”

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I Admire The Man, But He’s No Philosopher – And He’s No Political Scientist Either

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

I really didn’t want to have to do this…

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Trump’s Idiot Trade Czar Tanks Dollar With Absurd Attack On Germany

January 31, 2017

One wonders if Navarro’s comments might just reflect the political biases of Steve Bannon, whose Breitbart News has been fanning the populist flames in Europe for years in an apparent effort to bolster the prospects of nationalist politicians in France, the Netherlands, and yes, Germany.

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Key Calls: Goldman Reiterates Long Commodities Bias

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

“While this return is nearly twice the equity market and suggests markets have already priced in much of the reflation theme for 2017, we do believe there is still upside from here of c.5%”

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Trump’s Attorney General Pick Once Told Attorney General Trump Just Fired To “Say No” To President

January 31, 2017

“You have to watch out because people will be asking you to do things you just need to say ‘no’ about.”

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This Is Your Brain On Cross-Asset Correlations

January 31, 2017

If you’re a regular reader (and let’s face it, why wouldn’t you be?) you know I talk quite a bit about cross-asset correlations and volatility…

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades, & Initiations

January 31, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Daily Kickstart (Trump Trainwreck Overshadows BoJ, Eurozone Inflation, GDP)

January 31, 2017

Well, this is officially a f*cking trainwreck. As you’re probably aware by now, President Trump

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The Debacle Continues: Justice Dept. Refuses To Defend Trump Order

January 30, 2017

“As long as I’m acting Attorney General, the DoJ will not present arguments in defense of the Executive Order.”

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He Pulled A Fonzie. He Jumped The Shark

January 30, 2017

“It ‘seems’ that the discombobulated implementation of Trump’s immigration orders has ‘furthered’ the market concerns”…

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One Bank Tells You How To Hedge Downside Equity Risk

January 30, 2017

But Monday felt anything but “healthy.” There was nothing cathartic about it.

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Too Much Of A Bad Thing?

January 30, 2017

Ok, so Monday was the worst day of the year for stocks. That would seem to

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“Brand USA” Has Suffered Irreparable Damage: One Trader Sounds Off

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017

“With a few hasty pen scratches, Trump has confirmed that he is impulsive and liable to act without concern for convention or precedent or, it seems, the law. At the margin, the premium for U.S. assets will now be eroded.”

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Chart Check (Volatility Just Doesn’t Care)

January 30, 2017

WTF?

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