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Jeff Gundlach Proves MMT Is A ‘Crackpot’ Socialist Scam With A Riddle About Three Guys Who Get Ripped Off By A Bellhop

March 12, 2019October 30, 2021

Jeff is not a fan of modern monetary theory.

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The Long And The Short Of It.

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

…but mostly the “long”.

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‘Global Trade Desperately Needs A Liquidity Injection’, One Bank Warns

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

“…as long as the USD remains relatively strong on Global $-Liquidity factors risk assets will likely suffer from bouts of volatility.”

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You’ve Got ‘Lots Of Questions’ And Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Has (At Least) As Many Answers

March 12, 2019

“Lots of questions about the behavior in equities.”

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‘GET TRUMP’: Letitia James Is Curious About That Time Trump Tried To Buy The Buffalo Bills, And Some Other Stuff Too

March 12, 2019March 12, 2019

“In any event, it goes on and on”…

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Credit Suisse: The Death Of The Phillips Curve Has Been Greatly Exaggerated

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

“The market appears to have overlearned the lesson of the past few years.”

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Ocasio-Cortez Is Right – The ‘Meh’ Is Worshipped Now, And Nancy Pelosi’s WaPo Interview Proves It

March 11, 2019October 30, 2021

Well, American politics hit a new low on Monday.

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For US Credit Investors, The ‘Sum Of All Concerns’ Just Hit A Five-Year Low – Just Don’t Tell Anyone In Europe

March 11, 2019

“…most concerns have declined notably.”

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Lawmakers Impressed Trump Managed To ‘Produce A Budget More Untethered From Reality Than His Past Two’

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

“It has no chance.”

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As Turkey Sees First Recession In A Decade, Let’s Get You Up To Speed On All The Latest

March 11, 2019

Meanwhile, from the Erdogan chronicles…

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Bad News, Good News.

March 11, 2019March 11, 2019

For lack of a better title.

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Come What ‘May’: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 10, 2019

Data, ‘Brextension’ and the BoJ are this week’s headliners.

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In Bid To Pacify ‘Wacky Nut Jobs’, Trump To Start New Wall Fight With $8.6 Billion Ask

March 10, 2019March 11, 2019

Here comes Trump’s budget, which is D.O.A.

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Deal With It: On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And ‘Irredeemable’ Capitalism

March 10, 2019March 10, 2019

“Moderate is not a stance.”

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As China Pushes Back On US Currency Pledge Claims, Credit Growth Crashes

March 10, 2019March 10, 2019

Here’s the latest out of China amid constant hand-wringing over trade and stimulus.

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‘The Window Has Closed’: One Bank Throws In The Towel On Things Getting Back To ‘Normal’

March 9, 2019March 10, 2019

… it effectively sounded the death knell on normalization.

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FOMO Looms As Sidelined Investors Wonder If It’s Too Late To Dive In

March 9, 2019

“Taking some off the table” isn’t a wholly applicable market adage given a lack of participation YTD by key investor groups.

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A Quick Retrospective On The 10-Year Anniversary Of The Longest Bull Market In History

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019

“For now, the bull marches precariously on.”

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‘The Ultimate Conundrum’ At The Limits Of Stimulus

March 8, 2019March 9, 2019

“…we are starting to get to the limits to central bank stimulus.”

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Larry Kudlow Gets Stark Reminder Of Why Working For Trump Is Hell On Earth

March 8, 2019October 30, 2021

“That is just not true.”

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‘The Paper Cuts Are Many’.

March 8, 2019

Of ‘LOLz’, ‘gong shows’ and end-of-cycle dynamics.

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Elizabeth Warren: ‘My Administration Will Break Up Facebook, Google, Amazon’

March 8, 2019

“It’s a great story — but also one that highlights why the government must break up monopolies.”

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Jobs Report Misses ‘Bigly’ While Wage Growth Comes In Hot

March 8, 2019March 8, 2019

A “glitch”.

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Bloodbath In China: A Postmortem

March 8, 2019March 8, 2019

A non-controlled demolition.

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And Now China Will Heighten Global Growth Concerns By Reporting Lackluster February Trade Data

March 7, 2019March 7, 2019

This isn’t the best news amid ongoing growth concerns and worries that a trade deal isn’t imminent after all.

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No Escape ‘Velocity’.

March 7, 2019

“…but every high in our indicator is lower, notwithstanding these massive stimulus packages.”

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Because Things Can Always Get Funnier, Michael Cohen Sues Trump Org For $1.9 Million (And Counting) In Unpaid Legal Fees

March 7, 2019March 8, 2019

“As a result of the Trump Organization’s unfounded refusal to meet its obligations, Mr. Cohen has incurred millions of dollars in unreimbursed attorneys’ fees…”

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