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Baba O’Riley.

March 18, 2019March 19, 2019

And so, Beto is ascendant.

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‘Room For Disappointment Is Huge’, One Bank Flatly Warns

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

“We warn that CBs tend to be reactive and not proactive.”

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘The Window For A Pullback Has Opened’

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

But there’s a caveat…

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SocGen’s Lapthorne Will Beat This Dead Buyback Horse As Many Times As He Needs To, Got It?

March 18, 2019October 30, 2021

Obviously, they are – connected that is.

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China’s ‘Re-Bubbling’ Reaches ‘Decisive Moment’ As Absurd 2019 Rally Powers On

March 18, 2019March 18, 2019

LOL. 

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Center Stage: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 17, 2019

No pressure.

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‘Bring Back Judge Jeanine’: In Which A US President Explicitly Endorses A Vile Rant Against A Muslim Congresswoman

March 17, 2019October 30, 2021

Define: surreal.

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Everything You Need To Know About The March Fed Meeting

March 17, 2019March 17, 2019

The main event…

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Trump Spends Saturday Shouting At John McCain’s Ghost, Restarts Battle With GM, Google, France

March 16, 2019March 17, 2019

The president was busy being not busy on Saturday.

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America Stumbles Into Epic Self-Own With Bungled Take On Ocasio-Cortez Gallup Poll

March 16, 2019March 16, 2019

“By contrast, Ocasio-Cortez is known by most Americans at this point”…

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BofAML’s Hartnett Talks Shop, Tells You Who’s Buying And When To Sell

March 16, 2019October 30, 2021

“The pain trade is still up.”

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Trump Invokes Immigrant ‘Invasion’ Language In Veto Speech Hours After New Zealand Massacre

March 15, 2019March 16, 2019

“People hate the word ‘invasion’.”

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Some Context For The Explosion In Corporate Debt

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

Good news, bad news.

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As Trump Insists ‘There Should Be No Mueller Report’, Mueller Says Gates Still Cooperating In ‘Ongoing Investigations’

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

“THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A PRESIDENT AGAIN!”

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‘They’re Coming For It’: QE Trade Spotted In The Wild As Lemmings Peer Over Cliff

March 15, 2019March 15, 2019

‘De facto easing’ versus the ‘March surprise’.

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Bull In A China Shop

March 15, 2019October 30, 2021

Risk asset buoyancy amid a cloudy outlook.

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Veto Corleone.

March 14, 2019March 15, 2019

The optics here are a disaster.

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Steve Mnuchin Definitely Hasn’t Talked To Trump About His Tax Returns – Why? What Have You Heard?

March 14, 2019October 30, 2021

Just like Matt Whitaker didn’t talk to Trump about Michael Cohen.

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Trump Says He Would Have Solved Brexit Riddle, Is Confused By Beto’s ‘Crazy’ Hands

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

Circus attraction.

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Trade, The Fed, Navarro And Trump ‘The Human Third Rail’: Gary Cohn’s Full Interview With Freakonomics

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Believe me, I tried. Don’t think I didn’t try.”

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Albert Edwards Is Back From Dylan Grice’s Wedding And He (Albert) Is ‘Reinvigorated With Enthusiastic Derision’!

March 14, 2019

“Jedi mind tricks”.

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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trade Ceremony With Xi Delayed As Both Sides Get Cold Feet

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019

“Womp, Womp”.

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A Goldilocks Cameo, A 1.7 Trillion Yuan Liquidity Shortage & The Latest From Nomura’s McElligott

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Just right” on the data stateside, while a “re-bubbling” in China holds RRR cuts “hostage”.

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Goldman Wants To Talk To You About Buybacks Because You’ve Got This All Wrong, Ok?

March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

“Popular misperceptions” and such.

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Trump Grounds 737 Max Until Boeing Can Prove Someone Other Than ‘Albert Einstein’ Can Fly One

March 13, 2019March 14, 2019

The silver lining for Boeing is…

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How Long Before Trump Demands The World Stop Blackballing Boeing?

March 13, 2019October 30, 2021

Don’t expect Trump to sit idly by for much longer.

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‘If This Ain’t Good Enough, How Much Will The Mood Sour’ When The Downturn Comes?

March 13, 2019October 30, 2021

Revisiting the politics of rage.

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