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Congress Moves To Terminate Trump’s Emergency, Setting Stage For Veto, Twitter Meltdown, Name-Calling

February 22, 2019October 26, 2021

“Your all time favorite President” is going to lose his mind.

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The Truth Behind Trump’s Absurd New Mexico Wall Video

February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

Spoiler alert: he’s lying.

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As Trump Meets Liu He, Let’s Talk About That ‘Stable Yuan Pledge’ Again

February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

If you’re looking to point fingers at anyone for currency “manipulation”…

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Hedge Funds Made (Kinda, Sorta) Great Again Amid 2019 Market Rally

February 21, 2019

As bad as 2018 was for nearly all investors, last year was especially trying for equity hedge funds.

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Meanwhile, Still Lurking In The Background: The Debt Ceiling

February 21, 2019February 22, 2019

“Steven, no they won’t.”

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Oh, Good: ‘Global Recession’ Tops Worry List In Closely-Watched Credit Survey

February 21, 2019

Don’t worry, China will save us.

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Different Day, Same Set Of Hopelessly Entangled Narratives

February 21, 2019February 21, 2019

Who can untangle this massive strand of Christmas lights?

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Albert Edwards Is Worried America Is ‘Gripped By An Epidemic Of Stoned Pedestrians Stepping Into Traffic’

February 21, 2019October 26, 2021

“…most surprising was the pungent smell of skunk that pervaded the streets almost everywhere.”

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Deluge Of Unwelcome Data Virtually Screams ‘Synchronous Global Slowdown’

February 21, 2019February 21, 2019

Oh well, there’s always services…

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What Wall Street Thinks Of The January Fed Minutes

February 20, 2019

And so, an announcement in March is the base case.

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William Barr Will Have The Mueller Report ‘As Early As Next Week’ – Sharing Is Caring, Bill!

February 20, 2019February 21, 2019

All good “witch hunts” must come to an end.

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Fed Minutes Detail Case For Patience, Desire To End QT, December Selloff Discussion, Inflation Outlook

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

“Almost all participants thought that it would be desirable to announce before too long a plan to stop reducing the Federal Reserve’s asset holdings later this year.”

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One Bank Channels Mike Tyson, Says ‘Everyone’s Got A Strategy, Until They Get Punched In The Face By QT’

February 20, 2019October 26, 2021

“…we should pay attention to this stuff.”

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Eric Trump: Idea The Deutsche Bank Worried My Dad Might Default On $340 Million Of Loans While President Is ‘Complete Nonsense’

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

Eric Trump, son of “genius”, doesn’t know much, but…

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From Japan, A Bleak Warning

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019

More problems.

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There’s No Way Trump Asked Matt Whitaker To Obstruct Justice Because That Would Be Totally Out Of Character

February 19, 2019February 20, 2019

Oh, boy Matt.

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As US Demands Yuan Stability In Trade Talks, Let’s Go Insane Again

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019

Back to the insanity loop.

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You Can Forget About Another Hike From Sweden

February 19, 2019

That slightly hawkish bent from last week is likely to disappear now.

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What To Expect In FX Land If China Starts Loading Up On US Goods

February 19, 2019

This is somewhat self-evident, but worth mentioning nonetheless.

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Just As He ‘Predicted’, 16 ‘Cities’ Sue Trump For His ‘Flagrant Disregard’ Of Just About Everything

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019

“Cities”, states, whatever.

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From Frankfurt To Tokyo To Sydney, Doves On Parade

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019

Suffice to say the dovish pivot from global central banks appears to have wings

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The ‘Cautiously Optimistic’ Take On Russia Sanctions

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019

If you were nervous, you probably sold before last week.

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Is America’s Debt Path Sustainable?

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019

And for what?

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Seeing Red And The Indefinite Suppression Of Rates Volatility

February 18, 2019

“…it is difficult to build a case for owning rates volatility over any horizon.”

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Andrew McCabe Has Seen Things You Wouldn’t Even Believe, Ok?

February 18, 2019February 18, 2019

“Not good, not good.” 

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State Of Emergency: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 17, 2019

Trade, car tariffs and Fed minutes.

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The Russia ‘Sanctions Bill From Hell’ Is Back – Does It Matter?

February 17, 2019

DASKA returns.

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