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Sideshow Bob (Lighthizer).

February 27, 2019October 26, 2021

“…and again I say ‘if’.”

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Asked If Trump, Don Jr. And Ivanka May Have Been Compromised By Russia, Michael Cohen Has One Word For America…

February 27, 2019February 27, 2019

And other highlights from Wednesday’s testimony.

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Like Hannibal Smith, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott ‘Loves It When A Plan Comes Together’

February 27, 2019February 27, 2019

Fresh off Tuesday’s sweeping assessment…

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House Now Looks To Depose Trump’s Tax Attorney Sheri Dillon – ‘Womp, Womp’

February 27, 2019February 27, 2019

“Papers” lady on the hot seat!

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Bottoms Up? Goldman Sees ‘Green Shoots’

February 27, 2019

Good news!

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As ‘Racist, Lying, Conman’ Meets Nuke-Wielding Child King, Matt Gaetz Is ‘Sorry’ For All The Witness Tampering

February 27, 2019October 26, 2021

Of “courageous” men, homicidal maniacs and Matt Gaetz.

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House Votes To Block Trump’s Border Emergency Primarily Because He’s Making It Up

February 26, 2019February 27, 2019

And now, the Senate will have its say.

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Let’s Check In On Jeff Gundlach’s ‘Most Recessionary Indicator’!

February 26, 2019

Less “recessionary” now?

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An Excited Charlie McElligott Details ‘The Makings Of A March Surprise’

February 26, 2019

“The punchline then is this”…

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‘Recessions Used To Be Exciting’: Deutsche’s Kocic Asks If It’s Finally Time To Own Volatility

February 26, 2019

“Recessions used to be exciting”…

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If ‘It Sounds, Looks And Smells Like Debt Monetization’, It’s A Duck.

February 26, 2019

“… and most likely permanently.”

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Welcome To 2019: Michael Cohen Will Tell Congress Trump Committed Crimes While In Office Just As Trump Dines With Kim Jong-Un

February 26, 2019February 26, 2019

“Cohen also will make public some of Trump’s private financial statements”…

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On The Edge Of Recession? A Handy Pocket Guide

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

A quick lay of the land, so to speak.

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Madeleine Albright, 84 Other Former Officials, Lawmakers Demand Congress Terminate Trump’s Border ‘Emergency’

February 25, 2019February 26, 2019

“Under no plausible assessment of the evidence is there a national emergency today”.

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Janet Yellen: ‘I Doubt Trump Even Knows’ What The Fed Does

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

“No, I do not.”

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Treasonous Business Economists See US Recession On The Horizon

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

Who wants to see a recession during an election year?!

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘The Reflation Window’, ‘Breathtaking’ Policy Pivots, Credit Creation ‘Binges’ And More

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

It’s a ‘tactical trading ‘green-light’.

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In China: Euphoria

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019

Overt silliness.

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Trump ‘Pleased’ To Announce His ‘Greatest’ Trade Charade Will Go On For At Least Another Three Weeks

February 24, 2019February 25, 2019

Donald Trump is happy to inform you that he has decided not to deliver an open-handed slap to the face of Xi Jinping

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The Week The Earth Stood Still: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 24, 2019

If last week was painfully tedious at best and outright boring at worst, this week promises to break the monotony.

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Adam Schiff Will ‘Obviously’ Subpoena Mueller Report, May Sue Some Folks If There’s A Coverup

February 24, 2019September 30, 2019

“…and work to have Robert Mueller testify before Congress if the Justice Department decides not make the report public.”

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‘False Alarm’ Or Will An Earnings Recession Cause A ‘Real’ Recession?

February 24, 2019February 24, 2019

Time to panic? Spoiler alert: probably not.

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China, Credit Growth And Diminishing Returns

February 23, 2019

There are a couple of problems here. And then there are problems within those problems.

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Phil Connors.

February 23, 2019October 30, 2021

“This is pitiful.”

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Trump, Icarus And One Man’s Legal Hell

February 23, 2019February 24, 2019

And this is where the real irony comes in.

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Here’s The Blooper Reel From Trump’s Predictably Absurd China Trade Press Event

February 22, 2019February 23, 2019

“…the question is an interesting one.”

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Cov-Lite Reality Check: An Update On The Leveraged Loan ‘Bubble’

February 22, 2019

Any takers on a leveraged loan story?

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