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Trump Tells India, Turkey He’s Fed Up With Helping ‘World’s Poorest Countries Climb Out Of Poverty’

March 5, 2019September 21, 2019

“Stable genius” strikes again.

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Does Michael Cohen Know Anything About A Pardon Discussion With Trump’s Lawyers?

March 5, 2019October 30, 2021

Giuliani “left open the possibility.”

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As China Delivers Official 2019 Growth Target, Here’s Some Context And Color

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Drum roll…

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Of Course Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Knows What’s Wrong With Stocks On Monday…

March 4, 2019

“… said every equities PM ever.”

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Obstruction, Public Corruption, Abuses Of Power: House Judiciary Committee Begins Long Journey To Impeachment

March 4, 2019March 5, 2019

“Investigating these threats to the rule of law is an obligation of Congress.”

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‘I Would Lose My Soul If I Treated Trump Different Than Obama’: Senate To Disapprove Trump Border Emergency

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Well, it’s official – or pseudo-official at least.

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Huawei, Meng Wish You People Didn’t Suck, But Since You Do, Consider Yourself Sued

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Kidnapping, rights violations, bills of attainder, etc.

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Deal Or No Deal?

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019

Win, lose or draw?

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Drowning In ‘Bullsh*t’: As Democrats Zero In On Allen Weisselberg, Trump’s Legal Worries Multiply

March 3, 2019March 4, 2019

“I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad people.”

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Rand Paul Breaks Trump’s Heart: Senate Set To Join House In Blocking Emergency Declaration

March 3, 2019October 30, 2021

Here comes the veto.

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Dollars, Doves And Dictators: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 3, 2019March 3, 2019

What could go wrong?

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Fed Balance Sheet Runoff: A ‘Roadmap’ To The End Of The Road

March 3, 2019March 3, 2019

Here’s how this will work – maybe.

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‘They’re Tryin’ To Take Me Out With Bullsh*t’: Trump Delivers Two-Hour, Sweaty Harangue At CPAC

March 2, 2019March 3, 2019

“There are people in Congress who hate America.”

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‘Political Things?’ S&P Rises 100% Of The Time In Presidential ‘Third Years’

March 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I know that’s not supposed to be the way it is”…

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‘Chosen By God’: Kirk, Owens, My Pillow Guy Make For Surreal CPAC Circus

March 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I see the greatest president in history. Of course he is, he was chosen by God.”

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After ‘Goldilocks’ Rally, One Bank Ponders What’s Next

March 1, 2019

“Cross-asset performance YTD has had a distinct ‘Goldilocks’ flavor, with equities and bonds rallying together.”

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Give Us Back Our Meng!

March 1, 2019March 2, 2019

…if this isn’t resolved, it has the potential to create a permanent rift between Washington and Beijing at a critical juncture for the world.

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Data Doldrums And The Futility Of Financial ‘Journalism’

March 1, 2019

On rare occasions, I’ll extricate myself from my desk chair…

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‘Boom!’ Nomura’s McElligott Talks Possible Breakdown In ‘Bond Love Affair’ Ahead Of ‘Ides of March’ Risk For Stocks

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019

“… it sets up a dangerous dynamic where ‘late-comers’ are forced-in.””

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Meanwhile, Over At The A Share Casino…

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019

The bull market marches on following MSCI decision.

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Turns Out Trump ‘Ordered’ John Kelly To Give Kushner Top-Secret Clearance, Ignoring The CIA

February 28, 2019October 26, 2021

And the hits just keep on comin’.

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Trump Officials Prepping ‘Final Trade Deal’ Amid WTO Win, Huawei Drama, Xi Summit Plans

February 28, 2019

Are we there yet? Maybe!

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Suddenly, China Has The Best Performing Stock Market On The Planet – What’s Next?

February 28, 2019

Spoiler alert: who knows!

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And Now North Korea Will Dispute Trump’s Account Of Collapsed Nuke Talks

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

Kim may have “lost the will and motivation.”

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It’s ‘Eerie’: One Bank Asks Whether Europe Is Now Japan

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

Is the die cast?

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Trump ‘Moved On Kim, Actually’ – But He ‘Couldn’t Get There’

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

Well, the “art of the deal” came up short in Hanoi.

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Michael Cohen Just Told America That The Country Is No Longer A Democracy

February 27, 2019February 28, 2019

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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