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Rewrite The Script: Unemployment Rate Drops, As US Labor Market Stages Dramatic Rebound

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020

An astonishing turnaround.

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Carte Blanche.

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020

“The mood remains ‘risk on'”.

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Betting On The Fed: Tsunami Into Credit Funds Smashes Records

June 4, 2020

Insatiable.

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Red Ink, Too Much Cash, And A Witches’ Brew

June 4, 2020June 5, 2020

The chances of meaningful change are slim. I can’t disagree. But “there are plenty of things to buy”.

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A Record-Shattering Collapse In US Trade And Globalization’s ‘Nail In The Coffin’ Moment

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020

“Without being melodramatic”…

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‘Silver Lining’ Disappears In Jobless Claims (Imagine That)

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020

42.6 million and counting.

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ECB Adds €600 Billion To Pandemic QE Facility, Bringing Firepower To €1.35 Trillion

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020

The bazooka gets larger.

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Pause For Reset

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020

It’s not surprising to see a bit of a regime flip, if only for a day.

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Six Months From Now, We’ll Know Who Was Disastrously Wrong

June 3, 2020June 4, 2020

Extreme scenarios and the peril of screwing it all up.

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Socialism For The Rich: The Biggest Names In Finance Are Stone, Cold Hypocrites

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

Where’s your damn free lunch? 

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More Chaos: Esper Says Pentagon Doesn’t Back Using Military Against Citizens. Trump Bans Chinese Planes.

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

“I do not support invoking the Insurrection Act”.

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Nomura’s McElligott On The ‘True Accelerant’ For An ‘Outright Rotation’

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

“Many of these previously ‘left for dead’ equities have beta/convexity to upside in economic growth or inflation”.

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In 2020, ‘Winning’ Means Only Losing 2.8 Million Jobs In A Month

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

Another reason to believe in a “V-shaped” recovery?

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Green Shoots From The Smoldering Ashes

June 3, 2020June 15, 2020

A few visuals help explain cautious optimism.

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Rally Mode.

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

“At the moment nothing seems to tire this equity market”.

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Everything Is Wrong In The World. Except For Stocks. The Stocks Seem Fine.

June 2, 2020June 2, 2020

74% say America is on the wrong track. But the stocks are fine. Thanks for asking.

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It All Burns Down.

June 2, 2020June 3, 2020

“A red flag to a bull, even if it is bullish for assets”.

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Euphoric ‘Mothers’ And ‘Giant Painkillers’

June 2, 2020June 2, 2020

“…symptomatic of a euphoric stock market”.

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While You Weren’t Looking, China Launched A Little Soft QE

June 2, 2020June 2, 2020

It’s “not QE” in a precise sense.

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Dollars, Defiance And Democracy

June 2, 2020June 2, 2020

“I can’t think of any market crash brought on by civil unrest”.

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‘Thousands And Thousands Of Heavily Armed Soldiers’

June 1, 2020October 12, 2021

Martial law – in essence, anyway.

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2018 Flashbacks And Upside Down Bond Market Dynamics

June 1, 2020June 1, 2020

“We hold the opposite view”.

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‘You Have To Dominate’

June 1, 2020October 12, 2021

“Are they taking us towards US collapse or renaissance?”

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘Big Deal’ Trend Inflections And June Sequencing

June 1, 2020June 1, 2020

“…a broader distribution of outcomes [and] a wider range thereafter”.

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Manufacturing Gauges Rendered Meaningless In COVID Crisis Suggest Economy Still Pretty Bad

June 1, 2020June 1, 2020

“Two cautious comments for every one optimistic comment”.

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‘Still Plenty Of Room For Stocks To Rise Further From Here,’ JPMorgan Says

June 1, 2020

“…collectively, investors are still underweight equities”.

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China Mocks America For Violent Protests, Begins Canceling US Farm Imports

June 1, 2020June 1, 2020

“Why does the US beautify the so-called Hong Kong independence and violent elements as heroes?”

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