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‘At Least It’s Moving’: That About Sums It Up For US Economy

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020

So, we’ve got that going for us.

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‘Now That’s How It Was Supposed To Go!’ Nomura’s McElligott Talks Selloff, Sees ‘Rally Looking Out’

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020

“The ‘trade up into-, trade down out of-‘ the June serial options expiration phenomenon [is] finally kicking in”.

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Insult To Injury.

June 24, 2020June 25, 2020

Market participants are exhausted with COVID-19.

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‘I Can’t Even Begin To Guess Where Prices Will Be’: Oil Has A Virus Problem

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

“Banks are completely unprepared for what is heading their way”.

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‘Days Like This’: Coronavirus News Takes Decisive Turn For The Worse

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

Cue The Shirelles.

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IMF Delivers Dour New Economic Projections. Says This Is ‘Crisis Like No Other’

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

“The recent rebound in financial market sentiment appears disconnected from shifts in underlying economic prospects”.

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Albert Edwards: ‘This Is Exactly What The Ice Age End-Game Always Was’

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

“The veil is finally being lifted”.

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Summer Gin And Tonics At Risk As Tariff Man Makes A Stealth Comeback

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

Now that’s a potential tragedy.

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Congrats To Jay Powell! June Junk Bond Bonanza Shatters All-Time Record

June 23, 2020June 23, 2020

Quite the feat.

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No Kidding. No Entry. No Bears.

June 23, 2020June 24, 2020

At least America has something going for it.

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Just Send The Checks.

June 23, 2020

“You know what they say”…

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US Economy ‘Deeply Scarred,’ As PMIs Show Tepid, Albeit Readily Perceptible, Recovery

June 23, 2020

“Continual vigilance by the Fed… will therefore be required”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘One Very Significant Source’ Of US Equities Buying Started A Daisy Chain

June 23, 2020June 23, 2020

“…we might have triggered a ‘buyers are higher’ dynamic”.

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Close Encounters.

June 23, 2020June 23, 2020

“A taste of things to come”.

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Europe ‘No Longer Collapsing,’ Useless Data Shows

June 23, 2020June 23, 2020

“…a sense of relief that a sharp rebound is possible but at the same time caution against too much optimism”.

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‘It’s Over’: Peter Navarro Declares China Trade Deal Dead, Immediately Backtracks

June 22, 2020October 12, 2021

“They sent hundreds of thousands of people to this country to spread that virus”.

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Unacceptable.

June 22, 2020June 23, 2020

“…largely out of grasp”.

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‘The Most Fundamental Problem’ For Jerome Powell: Your Savings Account

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

I know a way out of this nightmare.

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Equity Supply/Demand Picture In 2020 More ‘Benign’ Than Feared, One Bank Says

June 22, 2020

“…significantly higher from last year but not massively so”.

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The Gorilla In The Room.

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

The TGA question, dollar liquidity and a Machiavellian “conspiracy theory”.

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Market (Quietly) Pivots Back To Lockdown Trades, As Kudlow Says ‘No Second Wave Coming’

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

“I really think it’s a pretty good situation”.

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Participation Is ‘Voluntary’

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

“…the markets are in the mood to try to be happy”.

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Trump To Axios: I Haven’t Sanctioned China For Human Rights Abuses Because Of The Trade Deal

June 21, 2020June 22, 2020

“But I don’t go around saying, ‘Oh, help me with my election”.

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‘Kung Flu’: Trump Reverts To Reckless Abandon In Virus Fight

June 21, 2020June 21, 2020

“A tongue in cheek thing”. 

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‘Surprise!’ Another 20/20 Moment

June 21, 2020June 21, 2020

Hindsight.

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Goldman: Corporate Demand For US Stocks ‘Will Plummet 80%’ This Year. S&P Ain’t Going Anywhere

June 21, 2020June 21, 2020

“Equity issuance has skyrocketed to $170 billion this year”…

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No, Positioning In Equities Is Still Not Stretched. ‘Mania’ Talk Notwithstanding

June 20, 2020

Of course, the list of things that could go wrong is obviously quite long. But you already know that.

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