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‘Without Precedent In Living Memory’: Here Is The OECD’s Foreboding 2020 Outlook

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“Extraordinary policies will be required to walk the tightrope towards recovery.”

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Meanwhile, In The World’s Second Largest Economy…

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

Factory gate deflation bites.

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Jeff Gundlach, Who Shorted The S&P 12% Ago, Predicts Mass White-Collar Layoffs

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“I think that they just stare in the mirror in the morning with just fear in their eyes”.

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Paul Tudor Jones On ‘Humble Pie,’ The Twilight Zone, And What’s Wrong With America

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“Whatever we thought was okay is just simply not good enough”.

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The Fed? Robinhood? World Demands Answers For Increasingly Silly Stock Rally

June 9, 2020June 10, 2020

“Our first special question showed a clear consensus for the driver behind the move”.

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The Problem With Bonds, According To Morgan Stanley

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

It’s actually problems – plural.

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‘What A 14-Sigma Momentum Crash Looks Like’ (Or, The Culmination Of A Decade-Long ‘Life Versus Death’ Battle)

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

If you’re wondering where that falls on the “swan” scale…

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Will Trump Let Republicans Jeopardize His Reelection By Refusing More Virus Relief?

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“…progress on the next fiscal package remains elusive”.

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‘From Meltdown To Stock Bubble In A Matter Of Weeks’: Market Marvels At New Mania

June 8, 2020June 9, 2020

At a basic, common sense level, it really is silly.

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20/20

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“This bull market is behaving violently”.

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Scott Minerd ‘Gazes Into Crystal Ball,’ Says Fed May Buy Stocks, Hoard Gold In Severe Crisis

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“…this may very well become the policy option of choice in the future”.

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Stan Druckenmiller To CNBC: ‘I’ve Made All Of 3% In A 40% Rally’

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“I missed a great opportunity here”.

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‘Death By 1,000 Axe Wounds’: CTAs Poised To Pile On As Bond Selloff ‘Goes Live,’ Nomura’s McElligott Says

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

Legacy long position in US rates and duration enters “a very dangerous space”.

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Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Filings Just Surged 168% In One Week. Here’s Why…

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

Blame it on the bakeries.

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Objects In Motion

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“Reality” is what you make it.

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Rethinking The Narrative

June 7, 2020June 8, 2020

Who’s buying the “V-shaped” story?

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‘Out Of Control’: 80% Of Americans Say Country Is Off The Rails

June 7, 2020October 12, 2021

“It’s one of the few things Americans can agree upon”.

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‘All Companies Are JVs’: Biden Tax Policy Replaces COVID As Top Concern For Some Goldman Clients

June 7, 2020June 7, 2020

“In some ways, tax policy represents a larger risk to earnings” than the pandemic.

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‘The Worst Is Over’: OPEC+ Deal Lines Up With Record China Oil Imports

June 7, 2020June 7, 2020

“…today more than ever it is important to adhere to 100% compliance”.

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What’s Really Behind A Steeper US Yield Curve?

June 6, 2020June 6, 2020

And what comes next?

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Regime Shift In Stocks Screams ‘V-Shaped’ Recovery

June 6, 2020June 6, 2020

It’s a big gamble, that’s for sure. But so is life.

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The Lobster King, America First And A Potentially Dangerous Chart

June 6, 2020June 6, 2020

“It’s the same lobster”.

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There Can Be No Change.

June 6, 2020June 7, 2020

We are powerless to change the narrative.

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We’re All Mad Here.

June 5, 2020June 6, 2020

But what isn’t ludicrous these days? 

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‘It’s All About The Future’ (Here Comes The Pain Trade)

June 5, 2020

Famous last words?

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Stock Surge Set To Become Greatest Bear Market Rally In History. Sell At S&P 3,250?

June 5, 2020

We could see 3,250 within days.

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‘I Fell Off My Chair. We Need To Massively Revise Projections’: Market Stunned By US Jobs Report

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020

“There will naturally be some doubt lingering about these figures”.

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