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SpongeBob SquareBanks.

July 4, 2020July 4, 2020

How much duration supply will the central bank sponge soak up?

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No Good Answers (Crunch Time)

July 3, 2020July 4, 2020

“…we see a high risk of a more orderly setback for risk assets”.

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The Role Of (Il)liquidity In History’s Greatest Bear Market Rally

July 3, 2020

The result…

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To Hell And Back Again (What The Flows Are Saying)

July 3, 2020July 3, 2020

It’s been a wild ride.

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‘It Can Always Get Stupider’: Nasdaq Bubble Warnings May Be False Equivalence

July 3, 2020July 3, 2020

“…it’s hard to have that real conversation”.

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China Rising. Europe Trying. Brits Drinking.

July 3, 2020July 3, 2020

Responsible behavior.

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Harley Bassman Interview: ‘The Long, Slow Road To Inflation’

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

“Truth be told, I kind of like – I can’t believe I’m saying this – I actually think I’m bullish on stocks”.

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Close Proximity

July 2, 2020July 3, 2020

“I’ll take it”.

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Ray Dalio: We No Longer Have Free Markets

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

“The Fed will set an interest rate for different types of creditors based on its economic objective”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: The Machines Are Getting Long And Covering Shorts In Real-Time

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

“Remember my generic thinking on these strategies: ‘Volatility is the exposure toggle.'”

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Now For The Bad News From The June Jobs Report…

July 2, 2020

For many, “temporary” precarity has become permanent.

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Latest Jobless Claims Numbers Suggest We’re Not Out Of The Woods

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

Reality check?

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Blockbuster: US Economy Adds 4.8 Million Jobs In Eye-Popping June Payrolls Report

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

Now questions will turn to the necessity (or not) of another stimulus package.

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The Tension Is Thick. But Not As Thick As The Summer Air

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

…a perfect super spreader event, I might add.

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Bad News Everywhere, But Not A Care In The World.

July 1, 2020July 2, 2020

“I think that at some point that’s going to sort of just disappear, I hope”.

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Prayers And Fundamentals.

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Joie de vivre.

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Fed Not Ready To Roll On Yield-Curve Control

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

September implementation may be a stretch.

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Americans Broke All-Time Record For Gun Background Checks In June

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

I suppose the question now is whether this trend will continue unabated.

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Optimists Get More Ammo As ISM Climbs Higher

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Still, it’s a long climb out of this dark basement.

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Is The US Labor Market Back? Wild Revisions And Rampant Ambiguity

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Getting a “clean” read on things is well-nigh impossible.

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You’re Under Arrest. (Welcome To The Third Quarter)

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

On that happy note, the third quarter (and second half) of 2020 is underway. 

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Harley Bassman: This Combo Will End In Tears, But Success Is Likely In The Medium-Term

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

“I must confess the notion of buying the SPX near 3000 sounds silly”.

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A Cliche, I Know.

June 30, 2020October 14, 2021

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Facing Bankruptcy During The Best Quarter For Stocks Since 1998

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

What a juxtaposition.

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Speculative Mania Or ‘Unprecedented Bearishness’? The Strange Case Of The US Retail Investor

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

It’s a generational thing. 

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Fiscal Cliffs And New Lockdowns Undercut Signal From June Data

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

In the simplest possible terms…

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With 2020 Halfway Over, ‘Markets Are Relying On Their Own Unique Take’

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

Halfway through — glass half empty or half full?

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