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No Surprises

March 6, 2024March 7, 2024

Surprise: There were no surprises to speak of from Jerome Powell’s congressional testimony on Wednesday.

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A Third World Country

March 6, 2024March 27, 2024

“They didn’t used to fight at night. Now they do. Because they have goggles.” That’s

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The JOLTS Miracle Feels Exhausted

March 6, 2024March 7, 2024

Job openings were little changed from the prior month on the last business day of

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Pay Growth For Job Switchers Accelerates In Otherwise Bland ADP Release

March 6, 2024March 7, 2024

Private sector US employers added 140,000 jobs in February, ADP said Wednesday. The headline was

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Rally Trivia And Pivot Remorse

March 5, 2024March 6, 2024

Here’s a notable statistic: If US equities post gains during the final two months of

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The Meme Stocks Are All Skewed Up

March 5, 2024March 5, 2024

The rally on Wall Street, which looked poised for a breather on Tuesday, may or

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An Obligatory Nod To Bitcoin’s New Record High

March 5, 2024March 14, 2024

Bitcoin hit a new record high on Tuesday. Maybe you noticed. I’m supposed to have

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Conflicting Signals

March 5, 2024March 6, 2024

The incoming macro data’s not going to tell us a consistent story. Maybe we should

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Is Xi Jinping An Imbecile?

March 5, 2024March 6, 2024

There were precious few surprises on offer in Li Qiang’s first annual work report, delivered

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Behind The ‘Bubble,’ Surging Cost Of Capital Forces Investor Rethink

March 4, 2024March 4, 2024

Rally skeptics and those with an affinity for crash prophecies spent the last couple of

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Kolanovic Sticks With It: Markets ‘Vulnerable To An Accident’

March 4, 2024March 4, 2024

Marko Kolanovic’s sticking with it, where “it” means a cautious approach to frothy markets. In

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Supreme Court Cowers, Bows To Trump

March 4, 2024March 14, 2024

Donald Trump’s still allowed to run for president despite his actions in the aftermath of

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Records, Records Everywhere

March 4, 2024March 5, 2024

Tales of rekindled animal spirits are everywhere. Comparisons to the dot-com boom and 2021’s “everything

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2024 Isn’t 2021. It’s 2000. But Don’t Panic

March 4, 2024March 5, 2024

“This time is different.” So said Goldman’s David Kostin in his latest. Don’t laugh. Or

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No Questions Asked

March 4, 2024March 5, 2024

The regime in Beijing will do what’s necessary to foster high-quality growth and common prosperity

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BofA Raises S&P Target. Inflows To US Equities Continue

March 3, 2024

You didn’t need to be a gifted tasseographer to read between the lines last week

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Powell On The Hill

March 3, 2024March 5, 2024

“The Fed has basically one tool on inflation,” Elizabeth Warren patiently explained, during a cameo

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US Jobs Report, China Political Extravaganza Top Agenda In New Week

March 3, 2024March 8, 2024

In addition to Jerome Powell’s congressional testimony, traders will be treated this week to a

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Joe Biden Has A Netanyahu Problem

March 2, 2024March 14, 2024

Joe Biden has a Benjamin Netanyahu problem. As most readers are doubtless aware, an aid

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Sentimental Steepener

March 1, 2024March 3, 2024

Shorter-maturity Treasurys staged a pretty meaningful rally into the weekend following a lackluster read on

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A Few Quick Thoughts On Crypto As ‘Winter’ Thaws

March 1, 2024March 4, 2024

Fed cuts (or, more accurately, the expectation thereof later this year) are “sparking animal spirits.”

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Two Surveys Diverged In A Star-Spangled Wood

March 1, 2024March 3, 2024

There was some hope that this week’s final US macro release would suggest America’s manufacturing

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Eurozone Inflation Loiters As ECB Ponders Cut Timing

March 1, 2024March 2, 2024

Inflation in the eurozone was a bit quicker than expected in February, data released on

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Money Market Fund AUM Soars To Staggering $6.06 Trillion

February 29, 2024

US money market funds saw their second-largest inflow of 2024 in the week to February

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The Vol Regime In Six Easy Bullet Points

February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

Stocks are reluctant to hold a selloff. In fact, we’re back in a regime where

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As 2024 Rally Rolls On, Traders Hear Echoes Of 2021

February 29, 2024March 8, 2024

“Stay bullish.” That’s the message from a lot of people. From anyone you care to

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About That Inflation Data…

February 29, 2024March 8, 2024

The Fed’s preferred gauge of consumer price growth in the US matched estimates in hotly-anticipated

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