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Next Up, Melt-Up?

May 15, 2024May 15, 2024

The S&P closed above 5,300 for the first time on Wednesday as investors cheered a

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Records

May 15, 2024May 16, 2024

Guess what? New records. New records for stocks. A month on from the local lows

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When All You Have Are Builders, Everything Looks Like A Hammer

May 15, 2024May 15, 2024

“Higher mortgage rates hammer confidence,” read the headline from Wednesday’s US builder sentiment update. Golf

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Statistics Bulletin Makes Headlines

May 15, 2024May 20, 2024

Mind the fifth decimal place! Parse the nuance! Run the whole thing through a supercomputer!

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When You Lose The Consumer…

May 15, 2024May 16, 2024

Last month, Americans spent more on flatscreens, lumber, watering cans, groceries, gas, clothes and restaurant

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Markets And The People Who Trade Them

May 15, 2024May 16, 2024

Markets and the people who trade them (that could be a soap opera: “Last time,

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Fund Managers Most Bullish Since ‘Everything Bubble’

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024

Heavens to Betsy! I almost forgot to mention the May vintage of BofA’s closely-watched Global

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Maxed-Out Americans Are Missing Payments

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024

Americans who’ve maxed out their credit cards are starting to miss payments. That’s not particularly

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Imagine A World

May 14, 2024May 15, 2024

Imagine a world where Fed officials were required to say something new, or at least

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Memes Make Mockery Of Powell’s ‘Restrictive’ Refrain

May 14, 2024May 15, 2024

I’m not one for gratuitous Fed criticism. God knows I’m not. I avoid, assiduously even,

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Fed Suffers Another Setback

May 14, 2024May 15, 2024

Bad news, everybody: US producer prices rose far faster than expected last month, a development

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Tariff Men

May 14, 2024May 15, 2024

Blame China. It worked for the other guy, maybe it can work for us too.

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Immigration Surge Alters Treasury Market’s Reaction Function

May 13, 2024

The keen among you have likely noticed the disparity between recent declines in US yields

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Israel’s War Cabinet Is In Denial

May 13, 2024May 14, 2024

Israel needs to agree to a permanent ceasefire with Hamas in exchange for the remaining

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Renewed Soft Landing Faith May Be Misplaced, Kolanovic Says

May 13, 2024May 14, 2024

Markets are “settling back into the soft landing narrative,” JPMorgan analysts led by Marko Kolanovic

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Attenuated Progress

May 13, 2024May 14, 2024

Americans’ near-term inflation expectations are drifting higher again. That’s not the best news. Inflation’s in

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‘We’ll Have Both Guns And Butter’: Putin Goes All-In On Statist Push

May 13, 2024June 20, 2024

Committed statist. Incorruptible technocrat. Son of a Soviet economist. That’s Andrey Belousov. And that’s who’s

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US Inflation Update Takes Center Stage In New Week

May 12, 2024May 17, 2024

The macro docket’s not exactly “crowded” this week, but there’s enough on the schedule to

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Dictatorial Data

May 12, 2024May 13, 2024

Chinese macro releases are a bit of a rabbit hole. Beijing leaves a lot to

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F–k Ken Griffin

May 11, 2024May 13, 2024

Ken Griffin’s concerned about Harvard, his alma mater. And also about higher education in the

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Meanwhile, In The Blue-Chip Corporate Bond Market…

May 10, 2024May 13, 2024

Half a trillion. Give or take. That’s how much investment grade credit funds are on

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US Consumer Sentiment Plunges

May 10, 2024May 13, 2024

The mood among US consumers darkened considerably in early May, this week’s only top-tier US

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Inflows To Stock Funds Accelerate Into Rekindled Rally

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

US equities responded to a three-week pullback with a three-week rally, pushing the US benchmark

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‘Peak No Landing’

May 10, 2024May 12, 2024

Everyone’s in the “Anything But Bonds” rally and “no one’s in the long-end.” So said

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Money Fund AUM Swells Anew With Tax Season Over

May 9, 2024May 9, 2024

With tax season out of the way (I forked over a Hublot Sang Bleu-size chunk

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Yes Or No Questions

May 9, 2024May 11, 2024

How worried should investors (and the world) be about post-election volatility and societal upheaval in

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The Biden-Bibi Breaking Point

May 9, 2024June 20, 2024

Early last month, I described Benjamin Netanyahu as “an intolerable liability.” The White House, I

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