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Coup De Grâce

May 22, 2024June 20, 2024

The UK will hold general elections on July 4 which seems — I don’t know

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Rejoice. Despair. The Homes Keep Appreciating

May 22, 2024May 23, 2024

Rejoice current US homeowners: Median home prices hit a new April record last month, near

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A Nasty Inflation Surprise

May 22, 2024May 23, 2024

There was “nasty” inflation news on Wednesday and it prompted a “huge” move in bond

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There’s More To The Nvidia Story Than Nvidia

May 21, 2024

On the eve of Nvidia’s Q1 report, billed as another “make or break” moment for

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The Macro-Policy Path To SPX 6350

May 21, 2024May 23, 2024

Everybody knows what could go wrong, right? If not, allow me. Monetary policy’s “long and

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‘Something Far More Convex’

May 21, 2024May 22, 2024

Hopefully, most readers can recite some version of the flat skew narrative from memory by

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Palace Intrigue And The Khamenei Succession Question

May 21, 2024June 20, 2024

I harbor a deeply-ingrained aversion to conspiracy theories. By nature, conspiracy theories are wrong far

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Nosebleed Risk Appetite May Impose ‘Speed Limit’ On Stocks: Goldman

May 21, 2024May 22, 2024

“Maybe.” “Might.” “Possibly.” “Could.” And especially “in our view.” Every sell-side research note contains one

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Marko Kolanovic Isn’t Budging

May 20, 2024May 20, 2024

On Monday, Wall Street’s most prominent bear adopted a relatively constructive take on US equities.

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Stocks Could Soar, Might Plunge, Will Probably Stay Put: Wilson

May 20, 2024May 21, 2024

If you ask me, the most interesting aspect of Mike Wilson’s 48-page mid-year US equities

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For Iran, What Now?

May 20, 2024May 22, 2024

“All the bodies were recognizable despite their burns,” Mohammad Hassan Nami, head of Iran’s Disaster

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Arresting Developments

May 20, 2024May 21, 2024

“Are you Benjamin Netanyahu?” “Maaaaybe. Who wants to know?” It’s not funny. But on the

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Breaking Bear News…

May 20, 2024May 21, 2024

I’m supposed to make a big deal out of Mike Wilson’s new price target for

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Ebrahim Raisi, Iranian President, Killed In Helicopter Crash

May 19, 2024May 21, 2024

Deservedly or not, the Iranian government’s suffered its share of high-profile casualties over the past

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Fate Of The World, Weight Of The Rally Rests With Nvidia

May 19, 2024May 20, 2024

A dearth of top-tier US data releases and the proximity of Memorial Day could make

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‘The Path Of Zealots’

May 19, 2024May 20, 2024

Call it a power play, opportunism or whatever you want to call it, but Benny

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Fed Chatter, UK Inflation In Focus Amid Sparse Macro Calendar

May 19, 2024May 20, 2024

The first thing you should know about the week ahead is that the list of

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‘Magnificent 7’ Nickname ‘Needs To Be Retired,’ Goldman Says

May 18, 2024May 19, 2024

Earnings season’s all but over in the US with a notable exception: Nvidia. So, reporting

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Who Wants These Bonds?

May 17, 2024June 20, 2024

Bonds. Nobody wants them. I shouldn’t say nobody. Maybe Lacy Hunt wants them. Or Albert

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Inflows To US Stocks Accelerated During S&P’s Summit Push

May 17, 2024May 17, 2024

Four straight weekly gains, four straight weeks of inflows. That was the story for US

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Xi’s ‘Two-Speed Recovery’ Is Another Geopolitical Flashpoint

May 17, 2024May 19, 2024

The Chinese economy’s in a pretty tough spot. Maybe you noticed. Sweeping measures unveiled Friday

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China Drops Mortgage Rate Floor, Rolls Out Home-Buying Scheme

May 17, 2024June 20, 2024

China’s finally getting serious about rescuing the country’s beleaguered property market. On Friday, more than

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Money Fund AUM Rises Further Above $6 Trillion, Nearing Record

May 16, 2024May 16, 2024

US money market funds saw inflows for a fourth consecutive week, pushing total assets further

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‘A One-Way Equities Index Vol Destruction Event’

May 16, 2024May 18, 2024

It doesn’t pay to be long vol. The opposite, in fact. For a fleeting moment

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Approximations And Abstractions

May 16, 2024May 17, 2024

By now, most regular readers know how I feel about macro aggregates: They’re largely meaningless.

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Pet Appreciation Day

May 16, 2024June 20, 2024

“We are working in solidarity on the formulation of a more just and democratic multipolar

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US Homebuilders Are Out Of Patience

May 16, 2024May 17, 2024

Given the trajectory of US homebuilder sentiment (which stalled in April and deteriorated in May),

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