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Six Reasons To Doubt The Fed Dots

June 13, 2024July 4, 2024

The market doesn’t believe the Fed’s new dot plot. At the June FOMC, the Committee

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Fed ‘Way Behind The Easing Curve,’ Albert Edwards Says

June 13, 2024July 4, 2024

It’s time for the Fed to cut rates. Past time, even. So said SocGen’s Albert

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Save The Date

June 12, 2024July 4, 2024

Jerome Powell was composed on Wednesday during what, at times, felt like a somnolent back

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Fed Tips One 2024 Cut, Four 2025 Cuts, Higher Neutral Rate

June 12, 2024July 4, 2024

The Fed kept rates on hold for a seventh meeting Wednesday and tipped just one

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Macron Says Resignation Rumor ‘Absurd’

June 12, 2024July 4, 2024

I hope Emmanuel Macron knows what he’s doing. Really I do. On Wednesday, during a

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Hallelujah!

June 12, 2024July 4, 2024

“It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift”… Hallelujah!

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China Can’t Shake Deflation Demon

June 12, 2024July 4, 2024

Guess what? China still has a domestic demand problem. And the deflation demon’s not banished.

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‘Lower Quality Economic Participants’

June 11, 2024July 4, 2024

What to do when you aren’t sure whether the economy’s headed for a “soft landing”

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Kolanovic Sees ‘Plethora’ Of Risks For Buoyant Stocks

June 11, 2024July 4, 2024

If you were wondering, JPMorgan’s cross-asset strategy team is still cautious on equities. That probably

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De Gaulleing Developments

June 11, 2024July 4, 2024

“The French don’t see the cordon sanitaire.” That was the message on Tuesday from Éric

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Market’s Mexico Concerns Mount As Sheinbaum Pushes Judicial Reform

June 11, 2024July 4, 2024

A week on from Morena’s landslide victory in Mexico’s largest-ever election, Claudia Sheinbaum’s still shaking

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In France, A Mess

June 11, 2024July 4, 2024

The domestic political situation in France remained extremely tenuous on Tuesday, when Emmanuel Macron’s inner

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Split Decisions

June 10, 2024July 4, 2024

I shouldn’t have to say this, but there’s nothing fundamentally bullish about stock splits. Wait.

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The Stocks Will Be Fine, Americans Reckon

June 10, 2024July 4, 2024

The stocks will be fine. If the whole world burns — I don’t know why

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Mother Of All Tail Risks

June 10, 2024July 4, 2024

“Demagogues and nationalists on the rise is bad for our nation, it’s bad for Europe

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A Tale Of Two Economies

June 10, 2024June 11, 2024

Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson told a familiar story on Monday. I won’t spend too much

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Flows Worth Knowing

June 9, 2024July 4, 2024

Bullish flows! Or something. I don’t know. You gotta have a hook. Otherwise it’s just

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Inflation Jokes

June 9, 2024June 10, 2024

Five and a half hours before the June FOMC decision (or maybe more, depending on

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What To Expect From The June FOMC Meeting

June 9, 2024June 12, 2024

It wasn’t so long ago when markets were holding out hope for a rate cut

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Benny Gantz Resigns Despite High-Profile Hostage Rescue

June 8, 2024July 4, 2024

[Editor’s note: This article was updated on June 9, 2024, with details of Benny Gantz’s

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When Everyone Says It’s Not A Bubble…

June 7, 2024July 4, 2024

“You know it’s a bubble when everyone starts telling you it’s not a bubble.” That’s

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Sorry, Cam Harvey

June 7, 2024July 4, 2024

Way back two weeks ago, I took a few minutes to editorialize around what I

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Charon’s Obol

June 7, 2024December 26, 2024

“We’re already late.” She drummed her fingers impatiently on the sides of the steering wheel.

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Barnburner US Jobs Report Comes With Caveats

June 7, 2024June 9, 2024

The US economy added far more jobs than expected in May and wage growth was

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World Chokes On China

June 7, 2024June 8, 2024

The latest trade data out of China didn’t do much to dispense with the idea

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‘Pinpointed’

June 6, 2024July 4, 2024

Another day, another macabre collage of images from Gaza, where throngs of dejected locals lingered

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Good, Bad And Everything In-Between

June 6, 2024July 4, 2024

It was the same story on Thursday, when US equities meandered ahead of payrolls: Bad

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