‘Don’t Hesitate To Call Me’: A Dejected Trump Cancels Kim Jong-Un Meeting In Truly Absurd Letter To ‘His Excellency’
Who could have seen this coming?
Failed real estate developer, former mail order steak salesman, disgraced for-profit university con-artist, and current President of the United States, Donald Trump, has been pretty keen on trotting out his celebrated summit with noted murderer, former international outcast and current "honorable" man child, Kim Jong-Un, as a foreign policy achievement for the ages.
How many times have you heard it over the past month? "No other administration has been able to
2 words:
1. Whiney
2. Kitty-Kat
There’s your “Dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers” C-i-C America.
What a sad letter. I wonder who wrote it. Definitely not Trump. Certainly not Melania, because she had nothing to copy it. Perhaps Trump called Hillary to write it up? Nah, she’s too busy. Andrew Weissman? Nope. Conflict. Who then? I know. Michael Cohen, Esq., Counselor, Extraordinary!!
Haha, definitely his dumb-ass signature, scribbled over ‘sincerely yours’ no less
Classic — typo in the opening line.
“If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me”
Huh, WTF?… That makes no sense! Who cancels on someone and then writes THAT?!!
The simple-mindedness of the letter smells a lot like the toddler-president. Perhaps it was edited by Jared.
Like high school: a Dear John letter with just enough pathos and self-pity to make it clear the writer just might – might – be won back.
America certainly is demonstrating a greater capacity for enduring international embarrassment than I would have predicted a couple of years ago. What the hell is wrong with that place?
Stupid white house gift shop crashed under the load. I know those coins would be worth a heck of a lot more than bitcoin in ten years. Imagine a commemorative coin of our decent into hell.
So many things wrong! I believe he actually did write that letter. Clearly the text of this letter is horrible, awful composition (Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you). That sentence is awkward and just ignorant. Trump trying to sound like a smart man only shows how stupid he is. If he insists on making a comment like that, it should read – I very much look forward to meeting you some day. It is still a stupid sentence but using all his ‘best’ words, my composure is far better. The entire letter is like that! How many commas did he use – even has one placed where a period should be.
An illiterate man who only pretends to be a wise businessman. He is a joke. The content and the composition, horrible. Printed in hundreds of news columns, worldwide! Simply a great example of poor skills and a weak mind. Genius? lol … not even close.
The only smart thing the Donald has ever done is to be born into a rich family.