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Ailing Despots, Flailing Authoritarians And Excruciating Exports

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

“Newsflow has turned unsupportive”.

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Donald Trump’s Dictator Flattery Tour

June 30, 2019June 30, 2019

“I feel great”.

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‘A Cover Story For The President’: Administration Officials Lied To Public About North Korea Tweet

March 26, 2019October 30, 2021

When foreign policy by Twitter decree goes wrong…

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In Wild Move, Trump Reverses One-Day-Old North Korea Sanctions By Twitter Decree

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019

“…he likes Chairman Kim”.

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And Now North Korea Will Dispute Trump’s Account Of Collapsed Nuke Talks

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

Kim may have “lost the will and motivation.”

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Trump ‘Moved On Kim, Actually’ – But He ‘Couldn’t Get There’

February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

Well, the “art of the deal” came up short in Hanoi.

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As ‘Racist, Lying, Conman’ Meets Nuke-Wielding Child King, Matt Gaetz Is ‘Sorry’ For All The Witness Tampering

February 27, 2019October 26, 2021

Of “courageous” men, homicidal maniacs and Matt Gaetz.

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The Week The Earth Stood Still: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 24, 2019

If last week was painfully tedious at best and outright boring at worst, this week promises to break the monotony.

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Mike Pompeo’s Twit Pics Aside, Secret U.N. Report Shows North Korea Has Not Stopped Nuclear Program

August 4, 2018October 16, 2021

We’re going to need more Elton John CDs.

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A Giddy Trump Tweets Out Letter From Kim Jong-Un Addressed To ‘Your Excellency’

July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Mike Pompeo Clears Up North Korea Confusion: Says ‘The World Is Gangster’, ‘Refuses’ To ‘Go Nuts’

July 8, 2018July 13, 2018

I’m not sure this helps.

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‘I Slept Just Fine’: ‘Gangster’ Mike Pompeo Accidentally Irritates North Korea During Absurd Exchange About Sleep Quality

July 7, 2018July 13, 2018

“So thinking about those discussions, you might have not slept well last night.”

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Pompeo Gifts Kim Jong-Un A Copy Of Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ Signed By Donald Trump

July 6, 2018July 6, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Dragon Energy: Trump, Kim Jong-Un And The Formation Of A ‘Very Special Bond’

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

What happens in Singapore stays in Singapore.

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Stranger Than Fiction: As Trump Meets Kim, Dennis Rodman Has Emotional Breakdown On CNN, Larry Kudlow Has Heart Attack

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

What the actual fuck is going on?

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The ‘Most Important Week Of The Year’? Full Week Ahead Preview

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

I doubt it, but as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens”…

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Kim Jong-Un, South Korea’s Moon Hold Emergency Meeting To Try And Decipher Trump’s Dementia Diplomacy

May 26, 2018

“We’ll see what happens.”

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‘Don’t Hesitate To Call Me’: A Dejected Trump Cancels Kim Jong-Un Meeting In Truly Absurd Letter To ‘His Excellency’

May 24, 2018May 24, 2018

” You talk about nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.”

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Trump Holds Court With Moon, Says Obama Was Spying On Him, Brags About Xi’s Poker Skills, Promises To Make Kim Jong-Un Rich

May 22, 2018

?????

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Nasty Places.

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018

We gotta get out of this place.

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After Seven Short Decades, North And South Korea To End War – Trump Hails Great Day For Trump

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018

Who came out better here?

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Trump Very Impressed With ‘Honorable’ Kim Jong-Un, Not So Impressed With Macron’s ‘Dandruff’, Iranian Devils

April 24, 2018

“I think, from everything we’re seeing”, that the world is ending.

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Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.

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Which One Of You Is Buying South Korean Stocks Now That The Nuclear War Has Been Postponed?

March 9, 2018

News that Donald Trump is prepared to meet Kim Jong-Un for what will undoubtedly be one of the most hilarious photo ops in political history was enough to help Asian shares close the week on a high note. 

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Kim Jong-Un, Trump To Meet ‘By May’

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

CHUNG SAYS TRUMP, NORTH KOREA’S KIM WILL MEET BY MAY

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North Korea Responds: Calls Trump’s ‘Button’ Threat The ‘Spasm Of A Lunatic’ Congratulates Wolff On Book Sales

January 16, 2018January 16, 2018

“He is making (a) bluff only to be diagnosed as a psychopath.”

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‘Tremendous Benefits’: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 7, 2018January 7, 2018

Ok, who’s ready to grab the new week by the…

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