Trump Holds Court With Moon, Says Obama Was Spying On Him, Brags About Xi’s Poker Skills, Promises To Make Kim Jong-Un Rich



Nasty Places.

We gotta get out of this place.

After Seven Short Decades, North And South Korea To End War – Trump Hails Great Day For Trump

Who came out better here?

Trump Very Impressed With ‘Honorable’ Kim Jong-Un, Not So Impressed With Macron’s ‘Dandruff’, Iranian Devils

“I think, from everything we’re seeing”, that the world is ending.

Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un

The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.

Which One Of You Is Buying South Korean Stocks Now That The Nuclear War Has Been Postponed?

News that Donald Trump is prepared to meet Kim Jong-Un for what will undoubtedly be one of the most hilarious photo ops in political history was enough to help Asian shares close the week on a high note. 

Kim Jong-Un, Trump To Meet ‘By May’


North Korea Responds: Calls Trump’s ‘Button’ Threat The ‘Spasm Of A Lunatic’ Congratulates Wolff On Book Sales

“He is making (a) bluff only to be diagnosed as a psychopath.”

‘Tremendous Benefits’: Full Week Ahead Preview

Ok, who’s ready to grab the new week by the…

Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

Just try not to focus on that, ok?

Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea Using His Bigger, More Powerful, Working ‘Button’

Well fast forward to Tuesday evening and Donald Trump has just unleashed what is easily his most egregious tweet ever.

Trump: ‘I Would NEVER Call Kim Jong-Un Short And Fat’

Where to begin?

North Korea Not Interested In Diplomacy Until It Can Hit U.S. East Coast With Missile: CNN

Pyongyang is sticking to their “commitment to developing a long-range intercontinental ballistic missile capable of reaching all the way to the East coast of the mainland US.”

Relax: Rex Tillerson Is Going To Wait Until ‘The First Bomb Drops’ To Nuke North Korea

Another day, another ultimately futile effort from Trump officials to walk back angry presidential tweets. 

Highway To The Danger Zone: Full Week Ahead Preview

Good luck.