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Buy The Dip? (Honeypot Training)

November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • What Are Treasurys Telling Us?

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Megaspeed Indeed. (Two Huangs Don’t Make A Right)

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026

Markets

Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 9, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026

economy

Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

‘They’ll Never Take Me Alive!’ Stocks Swoon In Final Minutes After Mueller News

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The day in charts.

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Grand Jury Subpoenas Issued In Connection To Trump Jr. Meeting: Reuters

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

And the plot thickens just 45 minutes later.

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Mueller Impanels Grand Jury, Stocks Hit, VIX Spikes

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

MUELLER IS SAID TO IMPANEL GRAND JURY IN RUSSIA PROBE

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Is This The Cure For Slumping Energy Stocks?

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The ratio is now at its lowest level since 2004…

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Thursday Satire: Trump’s New Affirmative Action Questionnaire

August 3, 2017

“In an effort to gather research about the societal issues concerning white people, the U.S. Department of Justice worked with the Trump Administration to create this objective questionnaire.”

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If Nothing Can Go Wrong, Explain This!

August 3, 2017

I have a question for you.

Actually it’s two questions in one.

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Trump Transcripts: ‘Drug-Infested Dens,’ ‘Dump’y White Houses, And One ‘Pleasant’ Putin

August 3, 2017

48 hours of Donald Trump transcripts.

“But you cannot say that to the press. The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.”

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Goldman Has 5 Options Trades And 1 ‘Unusual’ Dynamic They Want To Tell You About

August 3, 2017

Katherine and John – God bless ’em – are big believers in the whole Goldman doing “God’s work” thing.

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2 Charts Show Trump Has Done Nothing To Improve Relative Confidence Among His Base

August 3, 2017

This is truly hilarious.

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Ok, So Yeah, That Looks Like Collusion…

August 3, 2017

“The goal of the Russian spy game is to nudge a person to step over the line into an increasingly conspiratorial relationship.”

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Traders, Trump Agree: ‘You Have To Be Long Stocks’

August 3, 2017

“Love them or hate them, you’ve had to be long equities.”

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Presenting: The Trade Of The Day

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

CZECH CENTRAL BANK RAISES KEY INTEREST RATE TO 0.25%

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BoE Sparks UK Stock, Gilt Rally

August 3, 2017

Buy it all.

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6-2! Pound Dives On Dovish BoE Vote Count, Growth Outlook Slashed

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

BANK OF ENGLAND VOTES 6-2 TO MAINTAIN BENCHMARK INTEREST RATE

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Going Off ‘Base’ – Trump’s Losing The Support Of His Voters

August 3, 2017

“Trump voters “hold different perceptions of justice in the political and economic systems.”

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Save The Date: By ‘End-March 2019’ The Japanese Stock Market Will Cease To Function

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“This could cause the number of shares circulating on the market to almost completely dry up for some stocks.”

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An ‘Unprecedented’ Franc Plunge & How To Make ’40-50 Billion’ On A Falling Swissie

August 2, 2017

Much has been made of the Swiss franc’s epic plunge. 

And indeed, it has been just that – an epic plunge.

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61% Of Stupid White People Now Say Trump Is Insane

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“Would you say that Trump is level headed, or not?”

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4 Round Numbers, Apple, And Wednesday In Charts

August 2, 2017

Just another day in Wonderland…

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‘Not A Great Report For Bulls!’ Just Another Schizophrenic Day In Crude

August 2, 2017

Well, crude has had an interesting 24 hours. You’ll recall that oil took a tumble

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The Legal Implications For Trump Of Fox’s Seth Rich Story, And Don Jr’s Statement

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“There are, however, legal implications in both instances, and beyond that, in the connection between the two.”

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Euro Suddenly Jumps To A New 30-Month High, Bullard Blamed

August 2, 2017

“More! I want more!”

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One Strategist Says US Stocks Are ‘Most Expensivest Sh*t’ On The Planet

August 2, 2017

“If you’re used to eating chicken that costs $5/kg, it’s only natural to look for alternatives if the price rises to $10/kg. The problem is that if beef and pork rise from $10/kg to $50/kg, chicken still looks like the best value.”

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The SNB Just Made $133,000,000 In One Morning On Its Apple Shares (Sort Of)

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The mother lode would come if the franc weakened more broadly and the SNB actually started selling its foreign stocks and bonds to prop the currency up, turning paper profits into real ones.”

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As Junk Bond Yields Hit Record Lows, A 30% Crash Is Coming – Here’s Why…

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The implication is that high yield credit could be 30%+ mispriced as and when volatility moves back to average.”

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There’s A Dip! Quick, Buy That F**ker!

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

Dip buyers assemble!

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