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Buy The Dip? (Honeypot Training)

November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • What Are Treasurys Telling Us?

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Megaspeed Indeed. (Two Huangs Don’t Make A Right)

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026

Markets

Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 9, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026

economy

Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

3 Inconvenient Facts About Trump’s Presidency

August 2, 2017

Some inconvenient truths…

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‘Gunning For 1.20’: FX Markets ‘Love A Good Story’

August 2, 2017

“The fact that unemployment remains way too high, political risk deferred isn’t the same as eliminated, and they are nowhere near their inflation target is for later.”

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I Had A Bad Kiwi For Breakfast – A #Sad Employment Miss

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

Yuck.

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Why Buy Stocks? Just Jump Aboard The Unstoppable Euro Train!

August 2, 2017

“It’s one of the biggest stories in markets right now.”

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The End Of The World: E*Trade Yacht Commercial Edition

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“The dumbest guy in high school just bought a boat.”

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Parents Should Be ‘Repulsed’ By Trump Playing The Good Dad Card

August 2, 2017

“As any father would.” 

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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This Is Rather Glaring, Wouldn’t You Say?

August 1, 2017

And really, you shouldn’t worry because after all, there’s always Apple…

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Here Is The Full Trump Interview Transcript WSJ Didn’t Want You To Read

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“And I liked your editorial today, very nice. (Laughs.)”

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Here Is The Letter DEA Chief Chuck Rosenberg Sent In Response To Trump’s Police Speech

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Ours is an honorable profession and, so, we will always act honorably.”

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Behold: A Junk Tailwind

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“There was no immediate catalyst for junk bonds to lose shine, as the VIX was close to multi-year lows and stocks were setting new highs amid steady rise in oil prices.”

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Bloomberg To Trump: Stop Sabotaging Obamacare!

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“If Congress doesn’t like a law, it can change it. If the president does not like a law, he cannot be allowed to sabotage it.”

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‘Seldom Mentioned,’ ‘Bigly,’ Ubiquitous Stock Rally Continues: Tuesday In Charts

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Billions, and billions, and billions, and”…

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Nassim Taleb Reveals ‘The Tragedy’ Of ‘The Mooch’

August 1, 2017

And yes, this is just as absurd as it sounds…

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One Cartoonist Begs Trump: ‘Let Me Finish My F**king Cartoons!’

August 1, 2017

“Please slow down”…

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‘Things Aren’t Falling Apart, But’ – Dismal Auto Sales Unleash Treasury Rally

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“… but they are definitely falling.”

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Sold To You, ‘Dumb’ Money

August 1, 2017

Of course, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to determine who exactly is the “smart” money and who’s the “dumb” money these days…

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When Buying The Energy Dip Goes Wrong…

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?”

“Nope.”

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As Trump Gleefully Calls For Dow 22,000, One Analyst Says ‘Look At The Facts’

August 1, 2017

“The circus at the White House makes for compelling viewing, as evidenced by the recent rise and fall of “the Mooch.” But if you want to forecast asset markets correctly, focus on the facts.”

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John Podesta: Gen. Kelly, You Shouldn’t Have Taken That Job

August 1, 2017

“As a former White House chief of staff, the best advice I could have given Gen. John F. Kelly has been overtaken by events: Don’t take the job.”

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‘He Wants It Out Immediately’: Trump Worked With Fox To Create Fake Seth Rich Story

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Not to add any more pressure but the president just read the article. He wants the article out immediately. It’s now all up to you.”

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ISM Misses Narrowly, But Prices Paid Beats

August 1, 2017

July U.S. ISM Manufacturing Falls to 56.3 vs Est. 56.4.

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Bubble Mechanics: ‘The Only Sensible Thing To Do Is Keep Buying’!

August 1, 2017

“We’ve come to hope and expect that payment for current excesses can be put off longer than our careers will last.”

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Incomes Flatline, Spending Barely Grows, PCE Manages Not To Be Catastrophe

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

Well, this could have been better.

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Goldilocks Data In Europe Is ‘Just Right’ For Risk

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

What do you get when you combine PMI data that underscores dovish inflation dynamics with generally positive reads on the overall pace of economic expansion? 

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Tuesday Scaramucci Satire: ‘Bring Back The Mooch!’

August 1, 2017

Chanting “Bring back Mooch”…

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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