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Buy The Dip? (Honeypot Training)

November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • What Are Treasurys Telling Us?

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Megaspeed Indeed. (Two Huangs Don’t Make A Right)

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026

Markets

Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 9, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026

economy

Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

RBA Flags Risk To Outlook, Inflation From Stronger Aussie

August 1, 2017

It’s probably going to take more than some jawboning…

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China Caixin PMI Beats, In Good News For The Reflation Narrative

July 31, 2017

More tea leaves from the global engine of growth and trade…

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‘A Sudden Fracture In The Risk Outlook’ As South Korea Manufacturing PMI Dives

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Unfortunately, you kind of have to care to the extent it matters for the global economic outlook…

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Einsteinian Insanity, The Chicken Dance, And An Autumn Market Top

July 31, 2017

But we would caution that you have now run out ahead of your fairy godmother…

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Gamblers Make 7.5X Their Money Betting On Scaramucci’s Ouster

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Late last week you could have bet on Jul-Aug. 2017 for just 14 cents.

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‘High Levels Of Risk Appetite Signal Worse Asymmetry Of Returns,’ Goldman Warns (Again)

July 31, 2017

“A key near-term risk to the carry-friendly low vol regime could be rates increasing too fast, in particular real rates.”

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Let’s Listen To Sarah Huckabee Sanders ‘Explain’ Why Scaramucci Had To Go

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“Clean slates”…

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The Dog Days: July In Charts

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

The dog days are here…

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Scaramucci Fired After 10 Days

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

TRUMP REMOVES SCARAMUCCI FROM COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR JOB

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‘WTF Is This?!’ Investors Dumped Most Tech Stocks Since 2007 Last Week

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

It was, poignantly, a Captain Picard moment.

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Hey Republicans, If You Thought Health Care Was ‘Hard,’ Wait Until You Try Tax Reform

July 31, 2017

“Indeed, if the GOP thinks replacing the Affordable Care Act has been a nightmare, just wait until they try to reform the tax code.”

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Euro Surges To January 2015 High

July 31, 2017

“More plz. Ok. Thnx. Bye.”

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Iron Ore ‘Boom’ Fails To ‘Enhance The High’ For Dead-Sober Bond Yields

July 31, 2017

In other words: bonds ain’t buyin’ it.

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Trump’s Preferred ‘Confidence’ Meter Down Every Month Since He ‘Created’ It

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“I think our dollar is getting too strong, and partially that’s my fault because people have confidence in me.”

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‘It’s So Easy!’: 9 Straight Months Of Gains For Global Stocks

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

Grab a 2-liter and a bag of Bugles…

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Trader: ‘Stocks Have Done Nothing Wrong & They’ll Tell You When To Sell’

July 31, 2017

“There have been no actions by the central banks that would suggest that they believe there’s benefit in being the bubble popper.”

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‘Nothing To See Here’: HKD HIBOR Suddenly Spikes To Crisis-Level

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

“…probably a result of thin market conditions ahead of the month-end and the market continued to function normally.”

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A Midsummer Night’s Dream: European Inflation Hangs In There As Euro Imperils Stock Rally

July 31, 2017

“That could be interpreted as meaning that euro gains are excessive compared to the economic improvement in the region.”

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The Trump Boomerang Effect

July 31, 2017

“For every malignant or bigoted action, there will be an opposite reaction.”

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Jobs, Central Banks, & A Mushroom Cloud Over Pyongyang: Epic Week Ahead Preview

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

Well, here’s hoping this week lives up to last week…

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Iron Ore Soars As China Construction Gauge ‘Booms To Enhance The High’

July 30, 2017

“Construction industry boom to enhance the high.”

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China PMI Misses, Hot Weather Blamed

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

CHINA JULY MANUFACTURING PMI AT 51.4; EST. 51.5

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009…

July 30, 2017July 30, 2017

There’s been no shortage of digital ink spilled over the past couple of weeks about the euro’s inexorable rise both against the dollar and, more recently, agains the Swiss franc which at this point is more “beleaguered” than Jeff Sessions after a Trump Twitter tantrum. 

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NY Times Says Trump W.H. Is ‘Criminal Cartel,’ Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape

July 30, 2017

““They like to knife them and cut them, and let them die slowly because that way, it’s more painful, and they enjoy watching that much more. These are animals.”

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‘$50 Is A Big Number’: WTI Jumps, Venezuela Sanctions Coming ‘As Soon As Monday’

July 30, 2017

“$50 is a big number.”

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Sunday Satire: Trump Voters Outraged After Discovering They Still Have Health Care

July 30, 2017

“I went to bed Thursday night and slept like a baby, assuming that when I woke up I would have zero health insurance,” Carol Foyler, a Trump voter, said. “Instead, this nightmare.”

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