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November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
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    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
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    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Quarter Back.

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

It was only fitting that the quarter should close in dramatic fashion for U.S. equities.

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All Eddie Lampert Needs To Save Sears Is Another Couple Hundred Long Articles Depicting Him As An Awkward Weirdo Selling The Company For Parts

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

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Albert Edwards Wants To Know If ‘Your Nostrils Are Filling With A Sticky Aroma’

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

“If you want to blame someone, blame the Fed. And I am sure that is exactly what President Trump will do when he loses patience and moves to remove their independent status.”

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Enjoy The Easter Bunny, Because Q2 Will Be Just As ‘Interesting’ As Q1

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

“Enjoy those chocolates.”

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If Jeff Bezos Doesn’t Stop All This ‘Winning’, Donald Trump Might Just Have To Tank The Stock Market

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

Speaking of train wrecks…

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Trump Throws Cold Water On Amazon Rebound, Says Postal Service Is Bezos ‘Delivery Boy’

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

Trump is out reminding you that’s he’s hated Amazon for a long time.

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David Stockman: That ‘Unicorn’ Isn’t Real

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

“The single most important price in all of capitalism is the interest rate—-and at all points on the maturity curve. And the single most important truth about honest interest rates is that they must be discovered by markets, not imposed by the state.”

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New From Epsilon Theory: Investing With Icarus

March 28, 2018

“As Narrative abstractions — cartoons — become our short-hand for things that used to have meaning, our models become more and more untethered from the reality they seek to reproduce.”

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Low Tech.

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

It should be fine. Really.

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Trump Lawyer Floated Idea Of Pardoning Manafort, Flynn As Mueller Moved In

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

Unless this is in any way, shape, or form unclear, these people are so fucked

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Trader: ‘Did I Miss The Part Where You Became A STIR Trader?’

March 28, 2018

“Maybe this is just the market returning to more normal conditions with some volatility as opposed to the artificial flatness?”

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Amazon, Tesla, Facebook And Investing In ‘The Future’

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

“…to all you Marty McFlys out there”…

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What If Everything Is About To Change?

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

Bull hell, there’s always Kuroda, right?

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‘Rates < HY < IG < Equity': Hierarchy Of Vulnerability Revisited

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

“This seemingly counterintuitive result has a distinct ‘path-dependent’ flavor.”

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Goldman Cuts iPhone Estimates Citing ‘Deterioration In Demand’

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

Tech really could have done without this.

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Tech Rout Goes Global, Sinks Hong Kong Shares In Wednesday Bloodbath

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

The robot carnage on Wall Street predictably spilled over into Asian markets on Wednesday.

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American Corrida And The Reconstitution Of The State

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

“We have reached the point of self-intoxication when inner contradictions of the system, which previously could be temporarily ignored, are taking over. The system has exhausted itself – it has collapsed under its own weight.”

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‘In Late January A Client Called Us With An Exasperated Query’: Why Barclays Sees A ‘Bumpy Road Ahead’

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

“In the last week of January, as equities went on yet another run, a client who had been waiting to buy the dip called us with an exasperated query.”

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The Day The Robots Died.

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

R.I.P.

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David Stockman: Trump Now Has ‘Arguably The Most Militarist National Security Team Ever Assembled’

March 27, 2018

“…is arguably the most interventionist, militarist, confrontationist and bellicose national security team ever assembled by a sitting President.”

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Trump Secretly Pushing For Military To Pay For Border Wall: WaPo

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

“Ryan offered little reaction to the notion.”

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Just Another Day In Legal Hell With Donald Trump And Michael Cohen

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

“According to the Washington Post, Donald Trump has been wandering around Mar-a-Lago asking random rich people if they believe Daniels’s story.”

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Donald Trump Thinks It’s Great He Managed To Get Through Monday Without Crashing The Stock Market

March 27, 2018

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Goldman’s Bull/Bear Indicator Is (Still) Elevated: Here’s Why They Don’t Think You Should Worry

March 27, 2018

Maybe come down off that bridge?

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Caution: Slippery Ramp

March 27, 2018

Well markets are rocking from London to Hong Kong on Tuesday as the world takes its cues from the blockbuster rally U.S. stocks staged on Monday.

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Two More Top Lawyers Turn Down Trump On Mueller Probe Offer

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018

“…fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer.”

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Trader: This ‘Out-Of-The-Blue Outcome Could Hurt Some Market Players’

March 26, 2018November 13, 2018

“While there can be no denying that stock markets often take the escalator up and the elevator down, this generalization is far from a law of nature.”

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