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Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

    November 1, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

    October 31, 2026October 31, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026

Markets

What’s What And WTF?

October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

    October 28, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

ISM And The COVID Conundrum

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

The results were… well, not particularly inspiring.

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Market’s Pandemic Obsession Grows, As Pestilence, Fiscal Failure Overshadow Biden Bounce

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

As the yo-yo swings…

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3 Comments on Market’s Pandemic Obsession Grows, As Pestilence, Fiscal Failure Overshadow Biden Bounce

The Most Irrelevant CPI Report In History?

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Things have changed.

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Christine Lagarde Has 2008 Déjà Vu (Mrs. Lancaster)

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Good luck, Christine – you’re gonna need it.

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‘This Is A Big Package’

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Carney goes out with a bang.

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Promises, Promises

March 10, 2020March 11, 2020

Still nebulous.

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9 Comments on Promises, Promises

Falling Knife Catchers Anonymous (Containment Zones)

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Then again…

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‘Do We Need To Wait For Lehman?’: One Bank Calls For Urgent Action To Avert ‘Snowball-Earth’ Scenario

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Suffice to say some folks are concerned – palpably.

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Donald Trump Is Furious. Demands ‘Pathetic’ Powell Conquer Coronavirus With Rate Cuts

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Also, stimulate!”

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After The Crash, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Looks Ahead

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Peak calamity”. Now what?

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(Price) War Is Hell.

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

 “Welcome to the free market”.

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S&P Futures Limit-Up In ‘Classic Bear Market Rally’ As Stimulus Hopes Abound

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“In our view this is a classic bear market rally”.

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Trump, Staring At Recession, Tips Payroll Tax Cut, ‘Dramatic’ Measures. Kelton Says ‘Run MUCH Bigger Deficits’

March 9, 2020March 10, 2020

“I will be here tomorrow afternoon to let you know.”

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Infamy.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“This is the end / My only friend, the end”…

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Fit To Be Tied.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Of mice, men, stocks, bonds and viruses.

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Low Energy.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Oh, the humanity.

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‘Cross-Asset Pandemonium’: Market Crash Triggers Circuit Breaker On Black Monday For Wall Street

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“Describing the conditions as turbulent is an understatement”.

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Behold! A Six Standard Deviation Blowout In High Yield Credit Fear Gauge

March 9, 2020

This is what “stress” looks like.

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Last Of The Generals’ Falls, As Legacy ‘100%’ CTA Nasdaq Long Up In Smoke

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“CTA ‘trigger’ levels for equities will increasingly matter again”…

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Fed Figures ‘Right Now!’ Is Good Time To Upsize Repos As Panic Proliferates

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

“They should help support smooth functioning of funding markets”.

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As The World Burns.

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Praying for a deus ex machina.

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‘Excessive And One-Sided’: Crisis Rolls On With FX Flash Crashes, Plunging Yields, Bloodbath In Japan

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Everyone knew Monday morning would be remarkable. The market didn’t disappoint.

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Oil Dives 30% In Jaw-Dropping Move Following Saudi Price War Declaration

March 8, 2020March 9, 2020

Not a typo.

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Analysts Warn Of ‘VaR Implosion’, ‘Full-Blown Crisis’ As New Week Dawns With S&P Futures Limit-Down

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Fragile. Handle with care.

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‘Policy Failure Is Here’ (Just Give Me The Medicine)

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

We’re asking silly, rhetorical questions now.

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Dark Enlightenment

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Society cannot function without myths.

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Governments Can’t Minimize Both Virus Deaths And Economic Damage: The Lancet

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

“Governments will not be able to minimize both deaths from COVID-19 and the economic impact of viral spread.”

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